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>>35421046
That small qt girl from uni. I have never felt this way towards someone before. During today she told me her boyfriend was meeting her at uni then they were going to the super market to 'meet one of his friends that worked there'. After that they were going back her his place to meet more of his friends over drinks. she doesn't drink or only lightly. I feel like utter shit right now because i had a chance with her and i did nothing. I know what they plan on doing tonight and i still fucking rips me to pieces, i ordered parts for an exit bag before. I want out, this is is a fucking indescribable pain. Fuck life, its just not fair.

>being torn up about a random vapid girl in uni who gave you some attention

lmao stop being such a pussy

>>35421180
Unironically this

I don't care if she's the mousiest little Asian girl in the world, she's a Stacy roastie in that world. Get over her.

I hate it when nearly every girl these days shaves. Why is it too much to ask for a girl with a nice hairy pussy ;_;

a hairy pussy is great, but underarm hair is disgusting.

Never got the male hatred of body hair. Mammals have hair it's fine

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chire uber race

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>piss haired and corpse eyed snakes being ubermensch of anything

HAHAHA

>not undercut

Original

Bump this is an important issue you robos must address.

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>>35420817
>women who are clearly inferior to us
Not sure what exactly you mean by this. Could you be more specific?

>When I care about women I feel like I'm being swindled by biology.
You're avoiding taking responsibility for your thoughts and actions by writing it off as biological hardwiring. You have the power to care less if you invest enough time and effort to change your perspective.

>I shouldn't care about women, but having a roastie of my own would probably completely turn my life around.
This is not a realistic perspective, and it contributes to you obsessing over women. It's not reasonable to predicate "turning your life around" solely on someone else. You are in control of your life and you shouldn't pray for someone to rescue you in this manner.

Also, you seem to forget there are millions of people who have a partner - exactly what you wish for - and yet are still miserable. Many of them likely shared your outlook, but instead of reflecting on themselves to make themselves happy, they had too much focus outward for someone else to do it.

>it seems like women are unreliable to the point of it being unwise to care so much about how they are and what they do.
This is a ridiculous generalization and sounds to me like a rationalization to help you feel better about not having a girlfriend.

>>35420956

>Not sure what exactly you mean by this. Could you be more specific?

Women are not entertaining or insightful and they don't produce good things. There's nothing about them that makes them worth pursuit except the fact that I'm a man and I like women because that's how sexuality works.

>You're avoiding taking responsibility for your thoughts and actions by writing it off as biological hardwiring.

What would it be except for biological hardwiring?

>This is not a realistic perspective, and it contributes to you obsessing over women. It's not reasonable to predicate "turning your life around"

Why isn't it?

>You are in control of your life and you shouldn't pray for someone to rescue you in this manner.

I'm not praying for a roastie to "rescue me", I'm acknowledging that having a roastie would motivate me control my life in a positive manner. I'm controlling my life now, but I don't see a reason to do anything with it.

>Also, you seem to forget there are millions of people who have a partner - exactly what you wish for - and yet are still miserable. Many of them likely shared your outlook, but instead of reflecting on themselves to make themselves happy, they had too much focus outward for someone else to do it.

Reflection leading to happiness is a meme.

>This is a ridiculous generalization and sounds to me like a rationalization to help you feel better about not having a girlfriend.

It's not a ridiculous generalization at all, people get divorces and break up constantly. People always have relationship issues too.

>>35420701
i feel like this 90% of the time, what's up anon?

Oh don't I know it. My car is old and i have a feeling she's gonna break down real soon here. It's awful having a feeling of panic every time I drive somewhere.

>>35420726
Persistent feeling of failure, going nowhere, and wondering how the hell I'm going to survive getting to 25. Im 23 right now
>>35420740
my car is also old and fucked up, at times I wish it would break down so the anxiety would at least ease up

its wwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more common than you think.

good that's what you get for being a roastie lemon toastie REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35420651
I have been. I am also a boy

I'm so full but I feel so hungry. I'm afraid I might tear my stomach lining if I keep eating.

I'm on holiday and I'm still miserable. This shit is meant to be so great that it makes the rest of life worth putting up with but it's not. I'd rather be home in bed. Why bother doing anything when even the "good" times are awful.

No matter how hard I try to improve myself I keep ending up in a painful situation.
I will have a girlfriend one day, but I will never know happiness.

I will die without making my imaginations reality.

>>35420215
hey I think I know that guy

>>35420215
is that dick photoshopped lmao

>>35420215
this bitch does not look thrilled to be part of this Chad's self-agrandizement

pOSTIN SOON, BUMP

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droppin it like its hot

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I made this chart six months ago right before i quit 4chan for a while and haven't had time to fine tune it.

Drink a fuck ton of water, then you'll have no choice. Anxiety won't mean shit.

>>35420206
I was thinking the same thing. But I know the DI's will be in there yelling and telling me to hurry. Even if I'm about to burst Its almost impossible for me to perform under pressure. Should I just eat my shame and piss sitting down?

start pissing in a cup daily at home and then start pissing into a cup in parks in public. final step is to go to the nearest public urinal and whip out a cup when a man comes in for a piss and let it rip

>>35420161
You don't, the time for that has passed 10 years ago.

It was a great time though, you could literally find a chick in another country and go live with her and then get married. So many of my former friends did it. And I'm still here. :(

Nowadays it's impossible for a myriad of reasons.

>>35421304

I've looked into this. I can keep receving neetbux to my banking account and transfer over to new account and they can't get rid of my neetbux. $900 USD / month lasts a LONG ways in some places, right?

>>35420161
This isn't possible in modern WoW. The community is dead.

In Wotlk I did this. Lost my virginity to a girl I met in WoW. Girls in games are just like girls in real life - they go for status and power. I was the best hunter on our server and an officer in the second best guild. I essentially had a small number of girl orbiters, and met two of them irl. Fucked and dated one of them, who was my first.

But these days, none of that matters. People have been conditioned too hard to not give a shit about what happens in online games.

>>35419976
yeah, recently i got super drunk and started screaming about my hatred towards niggers and my experiential knowledge which justified my racism towards them to this qt sjw girl on skype. she was speechless and kept trying to say shit, but I wasn't making claims greater than my actual experience, and she doesn't actually know anything about niggers, as she doesn't spend any time outside of her bedroom, and all of her political understanding is from tumblr/facebook.

don't know why the fuck i even bothered. guess the ole' power level just has to get out and breathe sometimes, u feel me nig

>>35420050
If you actually leave your house for somethin besides uni you're not a robot. Fuck off normie with your social experience

>>35419976
Wasn't it something like the black guy kept capitalizing the word "Black" or something stupid like that.

>>35419806
Exactly nothing? Duh

>>35419806
Well obviously you should call the police from a payphone and screech about that fat chink roastie.

>>35419806
Push her rapist out of a window, then get beaten to death in Iran with a crowbar.

>>35419771
Durbern SA robot here

>>35419771

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

The eternal saffer strikes again

>>35419771
I never knew that there were South African robots on here.

>>35420528
Cape Town here.

>>35419386
>that kid that acted like a complete edgelord and growled at people he didn't like

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>tfw I was that kid with the hairy gorilla legs at age 12 when the other kids didn't even have pubes yet
>tfw gym class was full of constant teasing of my bear legs

> that kid who couldn't get a gf
> that kid who couldn't get a job
> that kid who was a virgin throughout highschool