Whoa whoa whoa what the fuck should I do?!

>>35419806
Exactly nothing? Duh

>>35419806
Well obviously you should call the police from a payphone and screech about that fat chink roastie.

>>35419806
Push her rapist out of a window, then get beaten to death in Iran with a crowbar.

Send this screenshot to her investigators

>>35419806
By raped she means that he was under 6' tall.

>wealthy white chad
>rape

>>35419806
who is this woman and how did you meet her?

>>35420146
I met her on Tinder. I don't think I should give any more details.

>I was recently raped

Dropped

>>35420149
you've already posted this on 4chan and now you are running away?

>>35420149
If any investigators come to you, rat the whore out for lying

>>35419806
She is trying to pin false rape charges so he will commit to her
This is obvious

>>35419806
tell them everything, embellish, tell them she tried to poke holes in someone's condom. go all out.

>>35419806
lmfao this bitch is going to have this used against her.

>>35419806
what she is asking isn't even unreasonable you cuck.

>>35420149
anon, what do you know about her? Is she the type of ultra feminist that would cry rape?

>>35420189
>>35420195
Ok here goes
>swipe right and match around four months ago
>talk and shit, she seems interested
>fast forward to that Friday
>take her to dinner and drinks
>fucking $70 bill
>take Uber home
>tip Uber driver after she bolts from the car
>go to her small apartment
>make nice with her roommate
>go to her bedroom
>play with her dog for a little
>have sex
>eat her pussy
>make her come
>ask for a massage
>she obliges
>ask her to massage my ass
>she obliges
>ask her to kiss my ass
>she obliges
>ask her to lick my ass
>she says "not today"
>I accept that
>she says I'm a "little kinky"
>things seem OK for the rest of the night

AAAAAaaaassaaaBUMPorigina

>>35420309

OK keep going faggotron

>>35420549
Sorry that's the end of the story. I texted her a day or so later and she never responded until that FB message.

If anybody asks you about her, tell them she's a massive whore.

>>35420574
Tell them the truth. Then lie and tell them she ate your ass. Maintain eye contact as you vividly describe the sensation of her tongue rimming and entering your ass. Describe how intensely you orgasmed. Don't blink or break eye contact. Breathe heavier the longer your story goes.

Report back.

>>35420574

she was giving you a hint ... basically telling you how batshit insane she is and that shes going to ruin your life if you ever tell anyone about what she did with you

>>35419806
>tell her its pretty serious and ask if you can meet up again asap (just come up with something so that you can talk to her in person)
>when you meet you tell her that unless she gives you $2,000 cash or you'll go to the cops with everything and more
>bring up the wealthy chad if shes pushy with the price
>???
>profit

>>35420309
Tell the investigators she ate your ass on the first date.

You're obviously bigoted against white people, I don't help racists.

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Don't say anything, block her, and go on with your life

>I've done nothing wrong
>so when people come asking you about me
>keep your mouth shut about the wrong things I've done

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>>35419806
well, the next logical step would be to KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG. YOU ARE ON TINDER AND YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN. LEAVE THIS BOARD AND GO FUCKING BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW