Sex feels way better than masturbation.
Stop denying it.
>>35455192
I imagine it does, but I won't know until I try both you fucking idiot, i'm not denying anything
you can't deny something you have no information about
I quit mastrubating because wet dreams are 1000x better. Especially with lucid dreaming. litteral bukkake hurricane
Guys, we're saved! Science has finally figured out the key to happiness.
In order for us to feel happy at the jobs we all have, we just need to have a more active sex life. We're fucking cured guys! We did it!
http://www.kansascity.com/living/health-fitness/article137315098.html
>>35455177
>it's OP tries to b& REEE-ers episode
saged
>>35455177
i actually kek'd a little reading this
I've got it here lads; an ultimate guide to maximize your comfyness this Saturday evening. Bonus comfy points if it is snowing or raining in your area of the world during this time.
HOW TO GET /COMFY/:
-You must finish all of your outstanding work. This is the most important thing to do before you can even dream of being /comfy/. Any homework assignments, projects, workout routines etc. MUST be either completed or done to an appropriate degree. However, true comfyness is not possible until they are entirely finished.
-The area in which you are going to get /comfy/ in must be completely clean. This might be personal to me, but I CANNOT get comfy in a room which is untidy - sort your clothes, organize your things, hoover the floor, and wipe everything down. This will be a large factor to your /comfyness/.
-Go and buy your favorite drink, have your favorite meal for dinner, and put on either a great film or play a fantastic game. You deserve it anon - after you cleaned your room and completed your work, you can relax and lay back while the normies have to suffer and worry. There is NO comfier feeling than being free of responsibilities while others around you are worrying.
Contribute to this thread with comfy pictures, music, stories, etc. Tell us about how your life is going, and what you achieved today. It adds to the comfyness.
>>35455172
made this a while back hope it helps
You're trying to standardize and classify comfy, but neither of those can be done
Comfy is a feeling, not a concept. It can be felt in a myriad of situations, and is very dependent on the person.
>>35455258
True, but I am just offering guidance to those lost in the pursuit of /comfyness/
>meet girl online
>decide to meet irl
>when meet her she looks completely fucking different from her pictures
I don't think I'm cut out for dating guys. And women are a fucking scam.
>>35455080
A picture is just a frame, altered by angles and lighting. Real thing is much different.
>>35455110
Fucking now you're here to tell me this.
My wish is to go to sleep and never wake up but I don't have intentions to kill myself.
Anyone else feel like this? I escape these feeligns with alchohol but it only delays it by one night and then it's back.
I think when you think of sleep and never waking up you don't think about the implications of death. It's like the commitment free version even though never wake up. Also, because you know what sleep is like, it doesn't terrify you. When I really think about death I get a completely idea than when I think about eternal slumber, and even though it is most likely nothing, it's still 100% unknown.
>>35455128
Yeah, sleep is not like death
>Story time
I mixed H and xanax (never do this), Ive done this twice. The first time I barely remember most of the day but my friends had to watch me, specifically because breathing was shallow, wake up with absolutely no idea what just happened.
Second time, I took an anti-convulsant, can't remember, and then proceeded to get high because I thought I would be fine.. blacked out, woke up with a huge bump on my head on the floor with no recollection of what just happened. Sleep, you fall asleep, wake up and know you just went to sleep and are waking up. From these two experiences I can imagine death to be like, absolutely nothing. Just nothing. This still doesnt scrape the surface, but just nothing. Thats it.
>>35455043
>tfw don't want to live
>tfw don't want to die
https://youtu.be/U4p1mZnKkhc
post relaxing white noise
>>35455037
it's important to my sleep motherfuckers
>>35455170
even if it's like japanese language instruction or swedish poetry readings that's cool
>>35455037
I'm so freaking stressed out all the damn time. :(
GIVE ME A STEP BY STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO GET NEETBUX IN CANADA IF IM NOT AUTISTIC OR HAVE ANY DISABILITY NOW NOW NOW NOW. IM NOT GOING BACK TO WAGESLAVING
>>35455034
Just pretend you're mentally ill or some shit.
Google the terms 'early retirement extreme'. That should give you an idea of what you're up against.
It's definitely a solvable problem but takes some work and discipline
>tfw bf said he would withhold dicking me for 48 hours if I don't get good grades this quarter
this is inhumane
just go fuck someone else for 48 hours that'll teach him
>>35455013
Post boobs?
Jumanji
>>35455056
>Post boobs?
I'm a boy anon
When did you guys realize the only thing that matters in life is dick size?
Replace dick size with Confidence and you're on board budd
>>35454993
Are these really mutually exclusive?
Hopefully anon, hopefully (strained far off distant stare)
>>35455066
You can be as confident as possible but as soon as she sees your dicklet she'll get disgusted and leave.
Can i get some help with this, do i use mean or median to find the most likely income?
>>35454952
mean you fucking dumbass
they literally give you a hint by including these crazy outliers .. what are you 12?
>>35454974
IM NOT A FUCKING DUMBASS DONT YOU CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE DWEEB
i havent done this shit since middle school
What's the best bf4 class and why is it DMR?
>>35454941
>not using an m16a4 with red dot exclusively
>>35454941
>not playing bc2
What do normal people talk about?
They phone/text each other all the fucking time.
They go out to drink coffee or eat.
What do they fucking talk about that takes more than a minute?
I have nothing to say. Nothing.
>>35454897
well, they generally talk shit about people like you
>>35454897
today i talked about cats :)
>>35454897
they talk about both important and not staff
even about things they don't care about
they talk for the sake of talking itself
its a social thing that matters for them not information they share
What piece of advice do you give your future son?
>>35454882
Do not be born.
>>35454882
>What piece of advice do you give your future son?
I wont have any children.
>>35454882
Do your best to hack it and get good grades in HS so you can get into a good school, make good money and be able to support a family when yiure older
>love her so much
>act like i dont give a shit whenever im around her
>>35454864
Why's it so hard for you to open up? Are you afraid of letting your guard down
>>35454880
i dont know what im doing until i get home and end up thinking about it in the shower
>>35454864
I have a similar problem, man
>talk to her for almost every night for a couple weeks
>both in a small friend group
>friends with her friends, she's friends with my friends
>want to ask her out
>too scared of rejection and losing her
it hurts
Assuming you haven't killed yourself by then or died from couch potato diseases, how are you going to try to escape dementia when you're older? Lack of social interactions puts you at higher risk.
>lack of sociaj interactions puts you at a higher risk
Really?
>grandpa had dementia
>spent his final days rubbing his feet on the carpet and shitting himself
>urine burns on his crotch from sitting in it for hours
>would walk around the house dropping big turds
>sometimes would step in the turds and get the shit between his toes and all over his feet
>ruined a carpet and a couch
>eventually he got really thin and frail and had to be put in the hospital
>vomited while laying down, vomit went into his lungs and he got pneumonia
>died from pneumonia
wew fucking lad
>>35455805
Yes, since conversations make you react and "think".