>tfw too lazy to wank edition
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>>35459724
No idea lad. Probably from trying to keep normal human hours on my days off but doing night hours when I'm at work, which has fucked me hard and ended up with me not being able to sleep properly during either.
Feels bad, man.
>>35459783
Why? You gonna wear it as a mask when you shoot up a school?
grill from uni suggested we go on an adventure tonight.
how do i not fuck this up?
Take a dump on her chest and stick things in her urethra. Girls love that.
>>35459684
well obviously that was the endgame but what happens before?
>>35459644
Did she provide details as to what kind of adventure?
We need more information
How do I kindly ask people to stop asking about my fucking life?
I'm having a fucking jolly old time then suddenly some cunt asks me what I've been up to.
I know they're not aware but Jesus Christ, fuck off.
They can help you solve this problem >>>/adv/ ..ask away over there. Robots are bitter soul sucking creatures with no social skills... this is not the place to ask friendo.
Ask them about themselves
Shift the focus away from yourself
>>35459642
I make an outrageous lie everytime someone asks me something personal.
>What you do last weekend?
>Oh I went skydiving
>Really...?
>No.
>Oh what did you really do
>Sharkdive.
I've always felt like some kind of cyborg who is trying to impersonate being a human, my entire personality is just a malgamation of other people's opinions/mannerisms and I bring nothing new to the table.
>>35459638
I'm the same way, ever since realizing it, I really don't want to talk to anybody anymore.
I understand it's normal to have a few mannerisms similar to others, but I feel like my whole persona is a lie, that and i'm going through an identity crisis.
Nothing is fun anymore
>>35459638
What is it like to care about things? To be passionate about things to the point where you'll fight and die for them, cry for them, become obsessed with them?
I literally cannot fathom caring about life and all the little meaningless shit in it in the way that people with personalities seem to. Everyone I meet seems to have one or two topics that they can just go off on at the drop of a hat, puling up archived knowledge, in-depth opinions and the like. They'll see things and instantly relate them to their interests or how it makes them feel.
When they see a box painted red they'll go off on a tangent about how it reminds them of this one obscure time they did this or that. I just think "red box" and go back to not caring.
>>35459638
>>35459993
i'm the same
funny thing is these threads always die fast because we're all so inept at conversation
How do I fuck with normalfags and social hierarchies?
I want them to suffer.
you can't
they're so unaware they won't even realize what you're trying to do
>>35459583
You have to start by not being retarded.
You can't fuck with a system you don't even understand.
simple.
by opting out and posting on r9k, you have removed a peg from their pyramid.
(you).
>make an unintentionally dumb post in a thread
>someone shits all over
>don't want to post in that thread anymore incase they somehow know it's me even if I'm not replying to them and blow me the fuck out again
So you make a dumb thread instead? isn't that just as bad?
>>35459653
I don't care about being dumb on /r9k/
>>35459556
And so you make this dumb thread? Fuck off. Go back to /b/. Making this board worse than it is.
this is the spot where Elliot Rodger died, there seems to be no signs or markings of his death, there is a stain on the ground which i assume was from some kind of cleaning chemical to get rid of the blood
what do you think the last thing to go through his head was?
>>35459667
A slug
>>35459441
that picture is dated almost a year after the fact
that's just some wet pavement, not a "cleaning chemical"
the lightened texture on the street next to the sidewalk is from cars parking/idling in that spot. you can see that literally anywhere cars park on the street
there is no marker to indicate he died there because WHO THE FUCK CARES
someone lives in that house
memorializing a virgin spree shooter is probably not at all anything they are interested in doing
in terms of unrestrained autism on this board the elliot rodger stuff is slightly better than the "ooga booga if if if obama" guy and substantially worse than qtp2t filipina gf guy
>going to have sex today with an older women
>tfw nervous and scared knowing i'll cum quick
she's gonna criticize your technique the whole time
>>35459343
if she's older she'll probably understand.
Make sure you pee in her mouth and strangle her hard. Women like that
Is it worth going to Optometry school and going under around 200k usd debt? Anyone have some personal anecdotes about young optometrists they know?
>>35459341
Holy shit anon please don't go into being an eye doctor because you want cute doctor poon.
I don't want to think about the fact my lasik surgion is just doing it because he wanted pussy in school
>>35459418
the classes are like 70% female tho
>>35459418
>I don't want to think about the fact my lasik surgion is just doing it because he wanted pussy in school
Everyone who goes to school does it so they can make money so they can get pussy.
Pussy is always the underlying motivation for everything in life.
>that glorious feel of neeting it up on the weekends after a week of college
does anyone have any more of these? Ive only seen 2 different ones. im collecting them.
>>35459312
>neet
>college
You're not a glorious neet masterrace, you're just a gradecuck piece of shit.
>>35459383
keep rottin away while I get to enjoy NEETDOM
> parents got me a gift card for dinner and a movie for 2
> no gf to go with
>>35459291
Hey can you give it to me then ?
You can't even use it anyway since they have a no singles policy
>>35459291
Do you have any friends?
When I was in high school my dad gave me concert tickets for a birthday. Concert tickets for two. Problem was I had no friends. I think he wanted me to take a girl, but, was too afraid to ask one...
>tfw trying to fix my muscle imbalances
>>35459284
same here.
I've been trying to do planks to help it.
>>35459597
you need to do everything. Planks don't do shit
>>35459613
this. It's all so very tedious and discouraging. Once I actively started trying to balance it all out it just becomes that much more noticeable.
I can't stop thinking of all that time spent building it up "clockwise" and now I have to unwind all that buildup
I'm not going to brush my teeth tonight.
What would be the point? Basic hygiene is considered a cornerstone of physical attractiveness, sure, but it is a mere accessory to that which is already present: a catalyst of sorts that transmutes the beautiful into the stunningly beautiful.
When I do myself the disservice of looking in a mirror, all that stares back at me is that which is beyond salvation. Eyes the colour of sodden dirt, a face that only a mother could tolerate, a misshapen lump of a body that threatens to collapse under the weight of its own mediocrity. My pain is the pain of hopelessness, and I am damned to hobble through the sewers like a hunchbacked troll, shying away from the cruel honesty of sunlight and the even harsher gazes of those blessed with proportionality.
I smile and all I see is graffiti on the wall of my existence, a desperate bid to bring vibrancy to that which is purely utilitarian: a sack of flesh and organs which churn out waste both physical and verbal in nature.
What difference could a smile make in the face of such blatant disadvantage? Better to keep my mouth closed and hope that my eyes will follow suit.
No, I won't be brushing my teeth tonight. Fluoride is a poor substitute for substance.
>>35459278
Hey well, I know you're upset right now anon.. but.. You're a good writer? You use very detailed vocabulary. Good looks aren't everything ya know'. Maybe you should write a book about a boy who doesn't feel like brushing his teeth and so on and so on. A biography perhaps? Jk kys fagget
>>35459278
>He doesn't brush his teeth for the sole sake of having your teeth feel nice and clean
IT BEGINS....JOIN ME...
>>35459256
cheers op
no alcohol for me tonight but i just bought some weed so at least i got something
You're gonna jump 10 feet onto a parking lot?
>>35459302
Muh boi enjoy yourself senpai here's some SPK 4 u: https://youtu.be/DUvzW_U2P4Q
>>35459303
Maybe the night is young but mostly just drink myself to death
Does anyone else not know how to react to tragedy? My friend told me his mom has cancer earlier and j had to think about times I've seen that happen on TV in order to know how to react
Am I autistic?
Just don't have friends and you won't have problems like this
>>35459249
Naw, I often don't know how to react in a social situation by nature. So I simply use the best or most regular example I know... I think those who should be important to you know that you care even if you can't say it the right way.
Honestly, I really don't feel anything. I just think how normal people would react and act accordingly.