/britfeel/

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>>35459724
No idea lad. Probably from trying to keep normal human hours on my days off but doing night hours when I'm at work, which has fucked me hard and ended up with me not being able to sleep properly during either.

Feels bad, man.

>>35459783
Why? You gonna wear it as a mask when you shoot up a school?

>>35459821
Stupid burger, get out of britfeel.

How are all you night-shift lads doing? Any good work stories?

I became a NEET 2 weeks ago and managed to save 10k.

I dont wanna lose it but dont want another shitty wagecuck job.

Wat do?

>>35459726
Just finished off the last of my cheap nast cider.
Debating making a grilled cheese sandwich but because I'm English I don't really know how to make them very well.
Fuck it... gonna make one anyway.

>>35459834
I was more thinking he was a burger posting but whatever

what would happen if i just started talking to normies randomly at uni

like if i see some faggot hipster in a pokemon t-shirt and just walk up and sperg about pokemon games

>>35459865
start a business with me, i got 5k.

i was thinking like a robot-friendly barber shop... like the guarantee is that the barbers wont speak to you... and they just cut your hair either the most basic-bitch style, or whatever they think looks good on you

we can do it, mane.

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me go sleep sleep, have a nice night and morning everyone who stays up.

got to get up early (before 12 lmao) and go out for lunch with mummy.

played so much vidya i missed all the memes and shitposting oh well.

>>35459946
I fucking hate you so much. You're such an unintelligent waste of space. I hate everything about you, you poof bastard.

>>35459854
Sleepy, lad. Watching a lot of Fresh Prince.

I used to have good stories back when I worked in historic buildings, but now I guard a data centre and the most interesting thing that's happened to me in months is trying to help an exceedingly slow old colleague of mine get to grips with his new laptop. I made the mistake of telling him I used to work at Curry's and now he keeps coming to me for basic tech support.

>>35459933
its a deal, where you live senpai

>>35459926
It would go better than you think

>>35459976
Leave the poor weebfag alone

Lounging about naked lads

>>35459946
Enjoy your time with mum. I hope she treats you well.


I'm so bored I'm just going to sleep now. My laptop doesn't play games properly, I've been watching Bojack all day. Man do I identify with that guy, sans sexs and money.
Went to the pub to force myself to socialise. It sucked.

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>>35459726
Only a few weeks to go, lads

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35459877
My dad's a yank and taught me a lot about yank food. Get your bread, put your cheese in it, and spread butter or mayonnaise on the outside of the sandwich. Mayonnaise works better. Then just fry it in a pan until the cheese is nice and melty.

>>35460023

Maybe if you weren't an insecure, DYEL, fanny this wouldn't upset you so much?

>>35459933
hertfordshire 8), you?

>>35459976
i think you meant to reply to someone else. I have you know i am not only better than you, but also more powerful than you could ever know. Please dont hate me, i need love.
>>35460011
thanks dad.
>>35460022
I always love having lunch with the senpai, free s well :)

>>35460018
Do you live alone or just not give a shit?

>>35460064
>>35459982
...

origennal

>>35460088
I'd smack you if I knew you. Just so you know.

>>35460096
Not alone but it's 3am and I'm mostly just in my room.

watching blaire white's livestream lads

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>>35460023
>still pushing this /pol/ meme months after it fell out of favour

>>35460064
>>35460100
shropshire

nvm lad, maybe some day

>>35460111
in a sexual violence way, or just a violence, violence way? because you know i could play along with the former if you are into that.
>>35460018
nice...

>>35460152
The plain old violence way. It would strike you like you were a woman because you're a poof too

>>35459999
it's genuinely tempting to experiment but i lose all my despair induced bravery once i leave the house

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>>35460023
Britcucks are pathetic. I still laugh about your Olympic opening.

These threads need to be banned.

>>35460201
You have nothing to lose plus normies love random attention from strangers.

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>>35460190
Well, i cant help dumb dumbs, go back to the dumbdumb factory.. bye bye...

>>35460054
Just made it.
Used marg on the inside, butter on the outside (no idea why).
Used out of date cheddar as that's all I had.
Looks and smells dank as fook.
Tastes unhealthy... love it.

Gonna try your method next time!

>>35460023
london was a mistake

>>35460245
take a poopie break

>>35460245
You even respond like a retard. It's pretty amusing.

>>35460207
don't worry, yanklad

I'm sure amerifeel will take off one day, your tears have to run dry eventually

>>35460245
Tickle on the ear. Tickle on the nipple. You're ok.

>>35460318
you wash behind your ears lad?
you like it when i scrub behind your ears?

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>>35460326
I hear Pakis are still raping children in Rotherham and doing it quite openly too.

Shitskin sex offenders are so common in Bongland, you even have one as a regular in your weird circlejerks

>>35460318
You're just a baby boi, you dont know any better...

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FUCK YOU FUCKING NORMIES

NO WOMAN WOULD EVER COMFORT A MAN IF HE HAD A SMALL DICK

WHY SHOULD WE MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR SMALL TITS

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35460411
I've been hearing similar things too, lad

fortunately we have our own ongoing threads to discuss such matters, maybe you can persuade your fellow countrymen to give it another try

I'm sure it'll take this time :^)

Lads, the pot version of super noodles is damn nice, especially for 50p. Pot noodles can take a fucking jump now, they've lost the war of instant noodles.

>>35460465
Some men like small tits though, just like some woman like small dicks.
Me, if I can't fit them in my hand, they are either too big or too small.

>>35460418
((he's just a baby boi from a poor family))

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>>35460023
A black guy in my town starts acting the shit he'd get knocked down pretty quick.I guess landan is for girly girls.

>>35460538
Literally no woman alive likes a small cock.

Every time I've ever been a position to show or mention how big my cock is (5 inches) they always pull back and find some excuse to stop talking to me. Their disinterest is immediately noticeable because of their disappointment about my cock.

>>35460878
>Every time I've ever been a position to show or mention how big my cock is (5 inches) they always pull back and find some excuse to stop talking to me
somehow I get the impression your idea of an appropriate time to show or mention your dick is very different to everyone else's

>>35460646
>lying on the internet
why anon?

>>35460914
My idea of an appropriate time to show or mention my dick is very simple.

> heh, so how big are you down there ;)
> mmm show me your cock heh ;)
> can i see your dick ;)

I'm not just randomly bringing it up or whipping it out.

>>35460255
>>35460054

don't use mayo you fucking goon, that's disgusting. low-cal margarine or bust. cheddar is decent but american is GOAT.

>>35461083
>don't use mayo you fucking goon
This is why your grilled cheese in inferior.

>low-cal margarine or bust
absolutely fucking vile, a grilled cheese sandwich isn't supposed to be healthy

I bet you use lean beef for burgers too, you vulgar plebeian

Uugh gotta be up in 3 hours to go the airport. But I haven't slept. Flights like 18 hours

>>35461266

where you off to laddy? cant you just sleep on the plane?

>>35461311
Japan. I'm gonna try but not sure if I'll be able to sleep sitting down. Furthest I've ever gone us Spain.

>>35461352

if youre knackered enough then plane seats can be comfy, especially if you get a window seat, flying long haul in the middle seat is nothing short of hellish though

>>35459799
yeah i used to need a couple days to come round after my night shifts, i was lucky though so had all week off to recover.
hope you managed to get a nap ald, not long till you're done. you working tonight as well

>>35461362
Yea hopefully I can get a window seat. I just get paranoid about sitting still too long though. Know someone who fell asleep on a plane and got deep vein thrombosis or whatever its called. He's completely paralysed now. Obviously just paranoia like but I can't help myself

>>35461417

keep wiggling your feet, thats what put my mind at ease about DVT, or in some shops at the airport you can get little pedal/step looking things to keep your feet moving

>>35461417
sit with your feet flat and lift your heel up, that will get the muscles going and the blood flowing, or nip to loo for a cheeky mile high wank
the walk will be good, the wank will be better

>>35461449
>>35461482
Thanks for the advice. I'll probably try and walk around every hour or something as well. Not sure if I could manage a wank at high altitudes

Evening lads and lads pretending to be lasses, got drunk at home on saturday as per and decided to go on an adventure into town, ended up sitting on a bench in the town centre watching the chads and staceys go by, when all of a sudden, 2 pretty tidy looking women walk over to me

>fit bird: hiya, are you the one who sleeps under the stairwell?
>me: what? i dont sleep under stairwells
>fit bird: oh...sorry its just you look like a homeless man we know who sleeps under the stairs, sorry
>me: oh..ok thanks..

its a good thing i dont have any self confidence left or that would have killed it, and before anyone says anything, they werent taking the piss, they seemed genuine and also embarrassed when they found out i wasnt him, even the homeless bloke has a better chance of getting some skirt than me

>>35460878
>tfw you have a SPH fetish but your dick grows bigger than your freakishly elongated hands when hard
God has a perverse sense of humour

>>35461555
Best not torturing yourself like that lad. Even when I'm with people in town I feel like shit. Its just an altogether shit experience usually. How could they mistake you for a homeless person by the way? What are your clothes, hair, facial hair situation like? Could probably easily improve a lot of it

just got horny as fuck and fingered my arse

now i feel disgusted in my self but its not too bad cos now i know im not gay

>>35461793

i didnt think i was that bad, ive got some facial hair but nothing bad, been a week or so since i shaved, and fair enough my jeans and jacket look a bit scruffy because ive had them both for years but i didnt think they were homeless level scruffy

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>>35461823
>fingered my arse
>im not gay
Yeah, sure

literally got laid from tinder for the first time last night, genuinely no idea how it happened

cute af, on a date, i'm being awkward, weird af, think it's going terribly, then at her she end up getting off with me and sex happens. even lasted 10 minutes.

there's hope for us all yet

also fanny is exactly like kissing a girl with bad breath

>>35461849
technically im less gay than you since i did it and didnt enjoy it, you could do it and enjoy it

>>35461825
Its probably just because you were alone then desu mate. The only people usually out in town of that time are drunks and homeless people so they must have just assumed based off that. Don't think much of it.

>>35461874

yea ill try not to, thanks for the advice anyway anon, i do make a habit of wondering into town especially on saturday night when im pissed though

>>35461873
But I don't do it.

I wouldn't enjoy it anyway

>2017
>not wanting to be gay
Wewlad

>>35461957
>2017 Anno Domini
>not realising homosexuality is a sin

>>35461938
how do you know that? i can say that because i tried it

you cant because for all you know you could be a bandit

>>35461957
>tfw you're more attracted to the female body shape but you've never met a woman who's personality didn't irritate you in some way.

>>35462006
is masturbation a sin
i'm off for 1 now before bed.

>>35462053
only if you cum lad

>>35462006
so is wearing mixed fabrics, but odds are your underoos are cotton/poly blend

>>35462071
whaaa
you sure bout that
i'll check back for your answer in about 15 min

>>35462098
100% lad i just wank my self off then push the bit behind my balls when im
about to spunk and it stops it

>>35462082
All cotton, lad
>>35462053
Yes, that's why I don't do it

>>35462030
It's gayer to try it and find you don't like it than it is to never try it ever.

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I only fap to gay stuff ironically tbqh

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>>35462182
yes yes, keep it up

>>35462153
I doubt every one of your garments is cotton

You're still living in abomination if you're presently clad in one article of clothing that doesn't match your cotton undies, and since abominations don't come in degrees of severity, you're as bad as a bender in the eyes of g*d

>>35462220
The only time mixed fabrics is mentioned it does say cotton and wool shouldn't be mixed. It seems that it refers to significantly different fabrics.
The only time it is mentioned is Leviticus 19:19 and Deuteronomy 22:11.

>>35462355
Cotton and wool are pretty much the only clothing fabrics they had at the time.

And it's not rendered irrelevant just because it's only mentioned twice. It's all or nothing on the bible, you don't get to pick and choose.

>>35462125
guess i'm a sinner then
i just finished

Good God I am tired

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>>35463071

>woke up today at 11:30am well rested
>stayed up Thursday night, all day Friday to fix my shit
>11:30am? eh fuck it i will go back to sleep for an hour
>5pm
>mfw

I seem to sabotage my self to stay on this peaceful nocturnal existence desu

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>Fapped to gay shit again

haha lads, imagine ACTUALLY being gay

Should I get myself a double sausage mcmuffin on the way home, lads?

I'm trying to tell myself not to because I'm trying to eat better, but I know I'm gonna be choking for one by the time I'm home and all I've eaten tonight is a pack of wholemeal pittas and a bag of carrots.

>>35463159
It'll stay that way unless you give yourself something to be functional during the day for, lad. If you don't have that, just embrace nocturnalism already.

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>>35463200

Been at it years desu

Working nights occasionally is my only real excuse

Go for the mick dicks lad, try and keep it to a weekend treat or something

>>35463159
I've got in the habit of going to bed in the early hours of the morning but trying to make myself wake up a few hours later. It really doesn't work.

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>>35459726
>tfw homeless and using some restaurant's wifi
I just want a small room where i can play vidya and eat tendies

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>>35459946
WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35463533
I'm going to put my penis in your waifus bum, lad

>>35463513
do you atleast have somewhere to sleep?

>>35463513
Which town are you in? This'll give us an idea on how bad it could be

its raining outside lads

so cozy

>>35463699
It's not where I am unfortunately.

>>35463661
In bradford
>>35463646
Yeah in my car

>>35463785
>In bradford
Oh God. I feel so sorry for you.

>>35463827
How about you stop replying to me love, okay?

>>35463912
>How about you stop replying to me love, okay?
I'll keep going, ta.

>>35457151
cinema is such a terrible idea for a date.
>Can't talk and get to know each other better
>Only options are to sit there in silence or try to touch her
>If she tells you to stop when you touch her then you have to sit there in awkward silence for over an hour

it\s absolute chad-tier date, just for chads to molest girls right off the bat

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>>35463985
Stop. Stop it now.

I will not relent

>>35463785
>bradford
how did it get this bad lad

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>>35464108
Yeah. Sure, lad. You enjoy your sleeping in a car life.

>>35464060
Has nobody ever considered seeing a movie and then going for a meal afterwards so you can talk about the movie and use that as an lead-in to talking about each other's interests?

Of course cinema is a terrible idea if all you're going to do is see the movie and fuck off as soon as it's finished.

>>35464175
Personally I do gallery then dinner/drinks. Still gives you something to talk about but it doesn't take 2 fucking hours and you can talk during it and leave when you want.

>>35464221
Gallery is a crapshoot for a first date, lad. It's fine if you know the girl and you know she's into culture, but you risk blowing the entire thing on the off-chance it's her idea of hell.

There's also the risk of it looking pretentious and snobbish, which is as much of a deterrent as looking too uncultured and infantile. There's a middle ground to be found and a delicate balance to be struck.

>>35464311
I only really date girls I share interests with anyway, I don't do the dating absolute randomers thing.

> There's also the risk of it looking pretentious and snobbish
Think you've got the wrong idea of what openings are like, it's just a bunch of people in a room looking at stuff and drinking free booze.

>>35464425
>Think you've got the wrong idea of what openings are like
I didn't have any idea of what openings were like, I wasn't aware that's what you were talking about. You just said gallery.

Openings are a different story. Should've led with that, tbqh.

>I only really date girls I share interests with anyway
You're lucky to know enough women to have prior knowledge of their interests.

i want to gargle acid and die

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>>35464151
That wasn't me lad, I went to take a shit at a mcdonalds and someone was pretending to be me

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>tfw drinking a cuppa
Feels nice, lads

>>35464733
Oh alright, lad. Shame about your predicament. What put you there?

I love! It must be

>>35464852
What? You love what now?

business idea: create a prison gay hookup site for a no attachment hookup between virgin prison gays to test if they are really gay or not

you'll be able to sort through people by things like anime taste, if they want to crossdress, top/bottom etc

>>35465175
repeat custom hook: hire women to stand outside the rendezvous location and laugh at them as they leave to destroy any faith in women and sow just that little bit of doubt that they might actually be gay after all

>>35465175
could actually make a lot of money with this lad

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What's the most serious crime you've ever commited, britfeel?

>>35465629
I don't want to say. Especially with the GCHQ watching this thread

>>35465629
I buy a large Costa from the co-op self-service machine before work every day and run it through the self checkout as a regular instead of a large.

>>35465651

GCHQ here, just to say that we're not the police, and don't actually care about crimes you're committing and aren't going report you (unless you're literally planning a terrorist attack), we're just here to spread pro-serial killer propaganda.

>>35465629
Dangerous Driving, down from the original charge of Attempted Murder because I was drunk and they didn't want to argue intent.

>>35465688
Fine. The worst crime I've committed was stealing a freddo.

>>35465705
Can't blame you tbqh. Extortionate, those things. Pure extortion.

>>35465723
How much are they now?

>>35465690

Were you actually planning on murdering them?

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>>35465771

30 Vice Presidents

>>35465629
Counterfeit Freddo production

Once got incredibly drunk, threw up on a crowded underground train and passed out on the train home for four hours

Most embarrassing thing I ever did lads, I feel lucky to have woken up with my phone, wallet and keys

>>35465775
Not according to the CPS

>>35465895
Where did the train end up?

>>35466004
No idea. I passed out around 7pm and woke up at about 11.30 so odds are it went back and forth on the line a couple of times.

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>>35465629
used to let my dog shit in other peoples gardens without cleaning it up

HAHAHHAHA WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!!!!!! TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35466184
What's going on? What'd I miss?

Anyone in Milton Keynes, having to go down today for a training course for the week. Never been before.

>friend invites me over for drinks
>his gf is there
>friend passes out
>gf throws herself at me

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Why are girls awful people?
Why is it that every intimate encounter I've ever had, it's been her coming on to me yet almost every time I've tried to pick up a bitch, I've failed?
Is "just be yourself" actual for real wisdom?

>tfw you kind of but not really want to be institutionalized because you already feel imprisoned in your house but still retain a tenuous, undesired connection to society.
suppose there's always prison when i nick a loaf of bread when mumsy throws me out

>>35466429
Should tell your friend lad.

>>35466454

He's only meh-tier rather than bro-tier and he'll probably never get another gf after her. Overall, I reckon he'd be happier with his flimsy reality.

Odds I shave Evens I don't

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>watch babestation all day and night to make up for lack of female contact

>>35466620
Does babestation ever have any actual pornography or is it just always softcore nudity?

>>35466309

Yeah I'm in Oldbrook

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>>35464743
> drinking a cuppa

doing this too lad

>>35466658
Better be yorkshire tea, lad

>>35466640
BabestationX and the pervcams are porn but the on-TV stuff is just softcore

>>35466620
Bloody hell, is it 2002?

>>35466665

so close lad, yet so far

>>35466675
What are you some kind of poof?

>>35466670
Is that when you found out you were a bender?

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>>35466665
Of course lad, as if it would be anything else

>>35466687
No, it's when I found out ur mam would suck my knob for a fiver lmao

>>35466640
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWsH8MWDRPEDumE4wIkxSKw/videos

Daytime girls channel

>>35466684

You almost got quints you faggot.

>>35466707
More like she beat the shit out of you when she saw you trying to grope my dad's arse

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>>35466745
I'm miffed, lad.
This pic is me right now

>>35466757
ur mam sucked my knob and ur dad enjoyed watching and there's fuk all u can do about it gayboy

>>35466643
Anything good to do in the evenings?

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>spend three hours looking for my keycard
>mfw it's right next to me the entire time

>Talking to a woman online
>Things are actually going well
>He uses the ^_^ emoticon
>Realise I was talking to a trap.

Morning lads, what films should I watch today?

>>35467063
All of the Xmen movies in chronological order

Just shaved my shitty moustache into a toothbrush. evens and I shave it off odds I leave it.

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This girl is doin my head in lads, I wanna smash but I think she's too mentally unstable

Anybody fuck a suicidal bird before? I feel like she'd latch onto me

>>35466781
t. got beat up by an old woman for being a bender

>>35467214
dont do it lad, been there and it aint fun

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>When your alarm goes off
>OLDSPICEOLDSPICEOLDSPICE

https://youtu.be/25IhfWRO4Rk

>>35467214
They're the best in bed. You'll regret it if you don't.

>>35467314
Grow up already.

>>35467344
I get the feeling that he'll regret it if he doesn't but he'll regret it if he does

>>35467358
Why the fuck would I want to do that? Every adult in Britain is fucking miserable lad.

>>35467368
The regret if he doesn't will last forever. The regret if he does will only be temporary - and that's on the small chance she goes nuts.

Gotta set off for work at twenty past, I reckon I can fit a coffee and a spliff in there somewhere right

>>35467473
>High before work

Dunno lad seems a bit silly

I'm clean shaven, I've had a nice brisk shower, and I've had a good breakfast.
This morning should be lovely but yet I still feel miserable.

>>35467476
>>35467476
>>High before work
depends what the job is, but I can't imagine it being a good idea

>>35467521
That's because you're British lad, it runs through your veins.

>>35467214
take what you can fucking get. i prefer crazy girls but i guess that's because I'm mentally unstable myself.

right lads

1) watch the new harry potter shit spin off film while drinking coffee
2) have a decent long shower
3) tidy the kitchen
4) chill out and read some comics
5) make something nice for din dins tonight

what are your sunday plans

>>35467576
In no particular order
Pray
Sort out the bins
Sort out my laundry
Tidy my room
Go food shopping
Watch a film

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>>35467576
>Wait for the guy in my bed to wake up
>Probably have a chat and some food with him
>Kick him out
>Have a hot shower, sort out why my stomach is killing me
>Tell housemates to clean the fucking house
>Ask housemate why his retarded friend tried to fight me last night
>Play Breath of the Wild

Hell of a party last night lads, I did the old "skip the first half and get baked with a friend and show up sober to applause because everyone missed me" episode.

Love ya, anon.

>>35467598
>sort laundry out

thanks for reminding me s e n p a i


>>35467604
that sounds pretty sweet lad

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>>35467604
>>Wait for the guy in my bed to wake up
Looks like we've got a poofter in our midst

>>35467576
>Go for a walk to a market or something for lunch
>Do a bit of personal work
>Probably takeaway and a movie tonight

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>>35467615
You misunderstand, we're just friends lad. I woke up at 7 after a brief nap and he was the last one here, pretty fucked out of his mind and begging for a blanket. Didn't want to let the poor cunt kip on the couch so I gave him my bed.

I would fuck him given the chance though.

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>>35467615
dunno who that bitch is but I've had this pic of her saved forever

>>35467638
So you're a poof and a normie with friends

>>35467673
>bitch
Don't use that word when referring to Natasha. How dare you!

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>>35467690
I meant Natalia. I'm getting my slav qts mixed up

>>35467690
Who is she? She's cute

>>35467685
If my housemates count as friends then I guess so

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>>35467705
You must be a poof if you don't know about Natalia Poklonskaya

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>>35467715
She reminded me of Lana Skye, that's why I saved the pic

>only just worked out how to view my comments on jewtube
It really shouldn't be that stupidly out of place

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>>35467748
Well Natalia is much better

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>>35467753
All the other female prosecutors are mutts, Russia knew what they were doing making her the face of annexation

tips to lose weight in a week

>>35467832
eat an entire fucking cucumber

>>35467839
>eat an entire fucking cucumber
With your bumhole is the key part to this

>>35467847
do NOT listen to this poofdah

>>35467832
Eat on the third and sixth days only.

slow morning lads

>>35459726
31 year old loser back

just casually throttling myself with the laptop cable. want off the ride lads

Well, I survived Night One of the relapse into alcoholism. Surprised to find that I don't have a headache and the house is not yet a shit tip. Went down the road for a fried sandwich. Heading out to church later. Looking alright so far desu

my car only has a tape deck, what's the best way of putting music from computer onto cassette?

business idea: start quantifying abstract concepts with arbitrary numbers so that when normalfags pester you about how you feel you can say "37" and baffle them instead of going "Oh, I'm fine"
potential risks: if they ask what the fuck i'm doing i might have to admit i knew they wouldn't know what i meant, or lie and pretend i've somehow got the theory-of-mind skills of a 2 year old in one very specific domain
potential advantages: it may become a useful system for actually recalling one's own emotions.

>>35468284
>Well, I survived Night One of the relapse into alcoholism.

same. i survived the booze blowout but my fucking laptop didn't. that's another 600 quid down the pisser. seriously wish i was fucking dead

>>35468314
get one of those cassettes that go to a jack lead and plug your phone in

>>35468357
Every time I try something that might make me look interesting or mysterious to other people it always comes off as autistic.

>>35468372
I would feel the same. Thank fuck nothing happened to mine. That sucks though, hard luck m8. I hope I'm recovered enough for round two tonight. Might go for a run, dunno though.

>>35468379
oh hey that's brilliant, no idea they existed

>>35468416
Yeah I had one a while back, the quality isn't great but it'll work decently for something that seemingly works through magic

>>35468382
At this stage I'll settle for coming off as autistic to other people. Right now I'd be a "literally who" if "literally who" wasn't at least partially recognized.

I'm a ghost.

>>35466658
Karen is so cute
I never realizes this until now

>>35468404
nah mate its the constant rejection that makes me wish i was dead not the laptop. still i've got another bottle of jameson to swallow and a load of Elliot Roger videos to rewatch. Elliott was a smart lad, smart enough to get out, he was not under any illusions things would get better for him

rip Elliot my hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw

>>35468526
He was rich, reasonably smart and not bad looking either. Total pussy. It would have been easy for him to get his dick wet.

>>35468357
>Coworker asks how I'm doing
>Tell him "shit, you?"
>He replies "yeah I'm fine" and walks away

The fucking builders moved the TV aerial so now I'm going to miss Football Focus AND the FA Cup game

I angrily confronted them and was told it'd be sorted by evening time

At least my E levels are great and there's already been a slightly reduction iin facial hair in that troubling region

>>35468596
>I angrily confronted them

No you didn't you faggoty skinnyfat wannabe twink

>>35468604
Maybe angry was the wrong word

Rudely might be more accurate

>>35468562
>It would have been easy for him to get his dick wet.

no I think you're wrong mate. some men simply repel women. i can't tell you how many woman have rejected me in 31 years. still with this in mind i don;t think im 'ugly' per se. i would rate myself a 5/10 if i dress well, i'm a good 6ft tall, very good job that i can make a good living from. there's something about me that women hate

time to crack open that bottle now

>>35468596
Just stream it online.

Northern Rail strike tomorrow

Not sure no w to get to work

>>35468627
ah yes, nothing more comfy than streaming on my 7 inch tablet

Anyone want a burger wife? The republicans are taking my mental health care.

>>35468620
Enjoy it. But if on your best day you're a five, that's not fantastic. Eliot, if he went all out, could hit a seven or if her worked out and shit maybe even an eight. That in mind he must have had a truly repellent personality.

>>35468647
Yeah sure. You'll have to come over here on your own steam though.

>>35468620

That Romanian roastie story got me, she seemed a right cunt.

I really hope you don't go full Elliot, for yourself more than anything, but if you do it will have been interesting sharing the same /r9k/ threads with you.

honestly lads what do we need to take the next 'happening' to new levels? like maybe a gopro POV live camera ? what do you want to see?

>>35468647

Fat(probably) mentally ill roastie who hates Trump, I'll pass

>>35468651
Why do you like to do for fun anon?

>>35468688
>what do you want to see?
The collapse of neoliberal capitalism, even if it takes industrial society with it.
My own corpse.

>>35468706
Thicc (fat) mentally ill, and of course I hate Trump he's taking away my mental health care.

>>35467638
You should have rubbed his thighs haha in a not gay way tho.

can't grow hair in two awkward spots under my mouth so when I grow a beard it looks shit

>>35468649
>But if on your best day you're a five, that's not fantastic. Eliot, if he went all out, could hit a seven or if her worked out and shit maybe even an eight.

i agree with all of that., elliot was a good looking lad. saying that i follow eggman who is currently in isla vista in los angeles (where elliot did his happening). in his latest vlog he's eating chicken tendies in public with normies laughing at him, honestly makes me want to go to isla vista and do a proper job. normies are vile cunts

>>35468666
>666

them fucking glorious trips, thanks lad, says it all

>>35468744

Is he actually or is it just your delusion? I'm pretty sure his heathcare changes haven't come into effect yet, and haven't even been finalised.

You sound like some SJW, why would we want some purple haired tumblrina who probably thinks polyamory is the norm.

>>35468775
>elliot was a good looking lad
He really wasn't

Less than average, no masculinity, looked weird and had both jew and chink features

>>35468780
Careful with all those buzzwords

>>35468775
>them fucking glorious trips

I got 666 yesterday too talking about Elliot.

I know some women won't even want to kiss on a first date, but a fucking arm around is pretty much a universal given.

I go through phases of enjoying manga lads

ffs

>>35468775
>makes me want to go to isla vista and do a proper job

I'm surprised no one else has before already,

Anyway I'm the anon who is saving up for an Isla Vista pilgrimage in October roughly, I really look forward to seeing all the spots.

What do you reckon lads - hung over workout? Last time I tried I badly overdid it so I'm hesitant to give it another crack.

>>35468800
Fuck off. You're unloved and unloveable.

>>35468575
Asking how people are is such a weird ritual

>>35468780
They posted their new plan online, it excludes mental. I'm hoping that changes. I'm not even a democrat or a liberal, I've never even cared about politics. I'm regretting that now because I'm not going to be able to function or go to work anymore if I can't get my psyche meds.
Also I've never dyed my hair, and I'm a virgin. Haven't even made out with a guy.

>>35468805
>I know some women won't even want to kiss on a first date, but a fucking arm around is pretty much a universal given.

i'm glad you say that because it makes me think im not over reacting. im really in turmoil

>>35468820
did you watch eggmans latest vlog? the 1:20 - 1:30 minute part really sums it up in my opinion, it physically looks like its a nice place, the people seem absolutely disgusting though

>>35468846
I typically say 'not bad' because I don't want to lie and things could always be worse.

SHAME,
you in here lad?,

What's eggman all about anyway? I only know reviewbrah and Kay's good cooking.

>>35468914
I'm here, what's up? I had to lie down but I'm fine now just a bit of headache. Should have just closed the window for a bit really.

fantastic beasts and where to find them is really fucking boring lads

>>35468931
Pre-ordered the hardback (the 100 or so page comic relief version, not the screenplay)

Out on Tuesday, 7 quid

>>35468929
just wanted to make sure you was alright lad, was a bit worried after you left cytu last night.

@35468959
Nobody gives two flying fucks about what you have to say. You'll keep posting because you crave the attention but I'd thought I'd let you know

>>35468931
never imaged it would be great. i have never been a big fan of harry potter. always preferred star wars, and lotr.

i find most, if not all of the characters in harry potter to be too middle class for me to love the series. i would still give the movies series a good 7/10. never read the books because i would rather spend my time reading something else.

i notice that women often love harry potter. dont know why.

How much do I need to make a month to live on my own lads?

At the moment, I work as a part time teaching assistant (about 26 hours a week) and make roughly 800 quid a month.

There's a flat a few houses down from my parents house that's 345 a month. With bills, council tax and food bills, would I have enough to live on my own?

I wanna move out, even though I like it here. Just not sure if I have enough

>>35468982
I appreciate the concern, feeling better, off out to see my Dad and head to church in a bit. Should be about for the night thread. But yeah nothing to worry about. It's a bit annoying how that sort of thing affects me but it's usually short-lived and it wasn't a full-blown seizure anyway. But yeah thanks, it's nice to know the lads care.

>>35468994
scraping on 800 lad, I'm on 1300 and its comfortable to afford my own little place atm

Rank 10 on Hearthstone

Gonna pre-order some packs with my wage

Might get my weekly Arizonas burger meal too

>>35468992
The first 3/4 books are good
The second or third film is probably best

>>35468994
I make over a grand a month and overtime for double wages is always available

Honestly lads what is the condition called when you are emotionally unaffected by everything?

Nothing makes me smile, nothing makes me cry, it just seems like I am a robot with no feelings

>>35469032
Either depression or sociopathy

Do you find that setting things on fire soothes you? Did you wet the bed as a kid?

>>35469049
Literally everyone is soothed by fire.

>>35469049
no I don't take pleasure from hurting other people/things

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Out for lunch with mummy and the family, very nice and comfy even if I smell a little haha.

>>35469066
Of course you don't, you're a sociopath. Nothing gives you pleasure, because that would be an emotional response.

Maybe consider suicide before you take up serial killing as a hobby

>>35469017
Yeah I'm aware it's not exactly megabucks. At the moment, I'm on a contract until July 2018, when the 1:1 child I work with leaves school.

There's not really much chance to pick up more hours, so I'm stuck at 800 for now. I'm looking to find a 32 hour a week job, then I'd be earning about 1000-1100 a month- plenty to move out on.

A minor stroke of luck I have, I guess, is that my best friend and his girlfriend, who currently live in Canada are looking to move to the UK, and they suggested we get a 2bed flat together when they get here. While I'm not keen on moving in with someone else, it's my best friend, so I guess it can't be all bad

Can it? I've never lived with anyone else before. What's it like?

>>35469090
where did I say I could not empathise with people? learn what sociopathy is retard

>>35469092
nah mate you'll have fun!
but be wary of living with a couple, if they have conflict you're trapped in the middle of that shit
but if they're solid and he's your best mate, you'll have a sick time
just don't leave us robots, ok?

>>35469028
>The first 3/4 books are good
>The second or third film is probably best

yeah, i imagine the books are good. they have great reviews. i just cba reading like 8 or how ever many there are when i know the story and i could be reading something else.

i started reading the game of thrones books after i watched the series and got bored halfway through the second book because i knew what was going to happen

>>35469014
well i'm glad you're ok. i had a chum at school who suffered from bad seizures,
it was mad how it set you off eh, i bet it's fucking annoying. well main thing is you're alright.
have fun bothering god, lad

eddie redmane has a very punchable face

>>35469112
Luckily I know both of them pretty well, and I know they rarely ever have conflict in their relationship, so I know it can't be all bad.

I know this might sound stupid, but one of the main reasons I wanna move out is so I can play games/watch movies on a big sofa. In my room I only have enough space for a desk with a PC chair, naturally.

I'm concerned that I might not still get that chance to do big TV gaming on my own if I live with someone else.

I guess though, that by the time they'll have moved back to the UK, we'll all be in full time work, so I can play games when I get home from work.

Also I could never leave /britfeel/. I've been here for years.

Just had a hookup with a guy I'm 90% sure is a robot. Chris if you're on here, clean your fucking house, it stinks.

>>35469163
what makes you think he is a robot? i know some normies in uni that have dirty living conditions

>>35469174
Autistic manner, spotted some EVE online shit and he said he works in data analysis

>>35468708
Eat and play video games.

>>35469198
yeah, he sound like a robot. he might not come on 4chan though. a lot of robots just go on reddit.

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>>35468989
>tfw always nervously have to check these to see if they're replying to me even though they never are.

>>35466429
>tfw thought a drunk girl wanted to be my friend but actually she was just a slut looking to get fucked
makes me more angry than if i'd kept thinking i was an ugly fucker with no chance. I don't want a gf, or even to lose my virginity, but i'm outright fucking insulted that i'm more likely to get shagged than get a friend

seeing red again

@35469283

This one's just for (You) senpai

>tfw always thought anxiety was something you grew out of
>now 24 years old and its as bad/worse than ever
>came to the realization that im going to have to deal with this for my entire life

is it even worth getting help? i know im mentally fucked and i dont know if its worth going through the stress of getting professional help, is it even beneficial?

>>35466525
>not bogpilling your friend

weak

Would eating sauerkraut pickled in wine ruin my lenten abstinence from alcohol?

>>35469439
people say that meditation helps. im thinking about getting into meditation to see if it helps with my anxiety.

i have always been quite a quiet person but i have never strongly suffered with anxiety until the last year or so. i dont know why this has happened. maybe spending too much time in doors

>>35469510
i'd say yes.
no alcohol means no alcohol at all

>>35469510
nah should be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuJy99yDSc

>>35469510
Wine is alcohol so yes.

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Hey lads

What is the best Nootropic for making me more social?

>>35469564
why isnt limmy a meme on brit feel? the fella is a genius

>>35469510
Maybe, I would just eat half and wait to see if anything happens. God will let you know if he is displeased with you. If he doesn't smite you with a lightning bolt after half, I would say it's okay to finish it

>>35469603
he pretty much is lad

Any lads had any form of success with dating sites?
Success can be 10 minutes before she realised you were a freak.

>>35468885
>did you watch eggmans latest vlog?

Yeah it does look nice, A lot of people have said that, although it is Southern California though (and not crowded polluted LA)

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Bobbing along, singing a song
On the bottom of the beautiful briny sea!

>>35469624
went on a couple of dates from them, and have gotten about 10 girls numbers. could of went on more dates with different girl but i didnt ask them out because i was busy at the time or cba.

if you put up relatively decent pics, you could get somewhere on dating sites if you're willing to aim lower than yourself. if you're a 6, go for girls who are a 5 or lower.

>>35469777
checked senpai

delicious

>>35469640
>but when I tried to kiss her at the end she was like 'nah'.

elaborate, lad. what was her reason for not kissing you? i feel like a kiss is the norm if you got on with someone. i was quite autistic with the last girl i dated and i still kissed her.

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>>35459726
2smug2wank

>>35469795
You can thank BBC radio 2 for that one lad.

>>35463167
More of this please lad

>>35469874
>got a hug

got more than me and i paid 30 quid for the cunt

>>35469782
>relatively decent pics
Damn, so much for that.

>>35469950
forget about her lad
onwards n upwards

>>35459726
wish I had blue eyes

but im half roman, JUST

at least i'm half white desu

>>35469874
>>"sorry anon, I'm not comfortable doing that, but I do want to see you again"

sounds like she is just really insecure. some people are weird. she should of expected a kiss on the first date.

i fucked a girl i was dating on the second date and she got weird after it and started saying "im not a slag for sleeping with you after the second date". few days later she said we are moving too fast and she wants to try as friends.

dont even get it.

I hate this thread, it's always full of awfully boring blogposts

most of you sound like very shallow people who constantly crave validation

>>35470149
thats r9k for you my dude

you cant be a robot if you aren't critically flawed

>>35470164
and posting mediocre blog-tier shitposts about how much of a flawed individual you are makes you feel better about yourself? christ.

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lads I really want to try sucking a willy

what do

>>35470056
>"im not a slag for sleeping with you after the second date"
By modern standards, she isn't. Bitches fuck before the first date, these days.

Still, hard to believe it would be the first time she's done that. But being ashamed of being a slut is still a step in the right direction. There's hope for her.

>>35470193
listen mate if you dont want to be here you can FUCK RIGHT OFF

thanks :)

>>35470196
Isn't that a bit gay?

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>>35470196
"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." -Bob Dylan

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>Go to the Caribbean takeaway for lunch
>4 and a half spoons of plain white rice
>4 clawfulls of salad
>1 spoonful of stew and 2 stingy spoonfuls of sauce making definitely sure she didn't pick up any more meat
fucking stingy tbqh

>>35470196
err, try find a willy to suck.
ganbatte lad

>>35470285
are you white

I wasn't even a skinhead back then and they still stiffed me

>>35470285
sounds like an authentic Caribbean meal, have you ever been to an Ethiopian restaurant? make sure you have a sandwich first!

>>35470196
Me to.

Not liking the offers on Craigslist but installing something like grindr feels too 'serious'

Also want to shag a cross dresser

>>35470348
is that why they're all so skinny.
starving kids in ethiopia my arse. somebody should let comic relief know about this.

ive realised my only interest in pop culture is for the creation of new R34 art

why are normies so happy? why cant we enjoy some of that happiness i dont want to be crippled with anxiety and depression any more

Why do customers call me 'love' all the time I hate this it's like nails on a chalkboard

Free entertainment lads, gullible to requests, junkie life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlonHHgZ_Bg

>>35470550
If it's a png change it to jpg.

>>35470535
try some medicine lad

I tried a few and found one that doesn't kill my sex drive

also applying for income support so you get free medication can't hurt either

>tfw your first wank in four days and it's a big one
>tfw so blissed out you don't want to move

>>35470550
depends how you're uploading the photo. on phone you can go adjust the image in editor. either crop or resize it. not sure about pc as i struggle with that myself

>>35470535
that's the great question we have to figure out isnt it?

is it a brain chemical thing?
is it the fact other people respond to them positively?
it is some internal wisdom they have?

>>35470580
not him but i've just been put on mirtazapine
you had any experience with that?

>>35470550

Try resizing to something under 15000 pixels

>>35470535
>why are normies so happy?

most normies are not that happy. they are mediocre. most normies are pretty low, which is why they drink, and take drugs all the time. most people get shy and nervous in social situation with people they have never met. of course anxiety is different from being shy though.

whats the best method to undertake a 'happening' without guns?

>>35470635
yeah that's the one I'm on now and it's pretty great. make sure you get upped to the 30mg or 45mg dose as 15 only affects anxiety and not depression

it's a bit painful the first few days, nausea, tea helps I found. also make sure you've always got enough because if you go a few days without it cold turkey you'll feel like your kidneys are about to blow up

>>35470348
>have you ever been to an Ethiopian restaurant
yeah that one was alright though in qualities.
Ghanaian is stingy as hell too, used to go to a food stall for it during work and always asked them to put a bit more on til he got arsey with me

>>35470682
the truck ideas good, thanks

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....wondering if its beer o clock yet tbqh

>>35470667
>happening'

what do you mean?

dont you dare even consider doing some eliot rodger shit. killing innocent people is wrong. if you really hate your life and want to die, then kys. dont take innocent people with you.

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>>35470535
They've got life given to them most the time and don't know what being unhappy really is aside from "a bad day", relatively good looking at a young age? Bam, already got a head start because people aren't repulsed by you to talk to you.

Thanks to that, your average normie will have a good school life where he wont get targeted unless he does something extremely out there to get it. This confidence boost gives them a high charisma to use even further, making friends is second nature to them compared to if you were an unpopular kid where you shown to be far more meek.

And finally, come from a fairly well off family? Strike three, you're given money/items pretty freely so you can enjoy moments of life better like going out to parties, socializing on weekends, etc. The worst offense to me was how the fucking stacies back at secondary school got cars bought for them by "daddy" just for getting through secondary school. Fucking ridiculous, how can you not be happy by that?

Adding onto it if you need a job then the parents can either get you something in their work, which if they're well off CAN get you a decent pay, or get in contact with one of their friends for positions and you'll have familiar territory.

TL;DR normies just got most of what they have through a jackpot, some with higher rewards than others.