>19 year old NEET
>mum calls me out of my room
>daily mail online article on her tablet tells me to sit down
>asks me how I feel in supermarkets
>starts talking about autism diagnosis
>doesn't let me leave for an hour to watch my chinese cartoons
>mfw
You're autistic
get disability for it
>Back in high school Councillor tells my mum that he thinks I'm Autistic
>Don't get tested because I know I am just socially retarded
>Few years later visit parents for dinner
>They have friends over
>I leave the room for a minute
>She starts telling them I'm autistic
>Suing landlord over bond claim and assault charges
>Hire my mum as my lawyer because it is free
>She tells the judge I am Autistic to try and score some sympathy points
>Visting Thailand with family
>Some degenerate roastie starts flirting with me
>Brush her off
>My mum tells her I am Autistic
>>35502354
How?
I tried once and got rejected
Plz tell me how to get neetbux
ATTENTION TO ALL DEGENERATES CURRENTLY ON /r9k/, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found this on /b/ https://everything-forever-store.myshopify.com/, apparently some feminist is giving away buttplugs for free if you pay for the shipping.
Is there any way to make sure it comes in a discreet packaging? I really want to get a buttplug, but don't want to receive a package with DILDO PRO printed all over italso yes I'm pretty sure this is funded by george soros to promote degeneracy and bring about the downfall of western civilization by turning us gay but it's not like I care at this point
>>35501902
In general, those types of things already have discreet packaging. It will probably just be in a box with your address.
>>35501979
I'm not sure I trust a feminist with this though.
What if it's in a rainbow box with the words "embrace who you really are :^)" written on it, to spread acceptance or something
>>35501902
>being so insecure about your sexuality that you project your denial about yourself outwards onto some global conspiracy
Well robots, how would you go about killing people theoretically
Spree killing, mass murder, and serial killing all welcome
>>35501895
4 some shity fags i would do some torture things
>>35501895
I would spend about a month beforehand researching forensic science to find out exactly what I can do to avoid getting caught first. Then I would move to a city with lots of people, and find lots of good escape routes if needed. I would get a few silencers and guns, along with other killing tools, like common knives and stuff. Also I would become fit just in case. After preparation I would find hunt down families on welfare and murder them in their sleep to help improve the city. I would keep going in that city until it seems like the police could be closing in on my area for suspects, and then I would move to another city with money I've saved up.
Is there really a majority of robots here? Probably some of you guys are but that's not the majority, right?
What you think the average /r9k/ browser looks like? Do we know what's the percentage of girls vs dudes here? Are they actually robots living in their mom's basement covered in filth? I'm curious.
>>35501886
1- kek.exe @pic
2- >What you think the average /r9k/ browser looks like?
like pic related
3- > Do we know what's the percentage of girls vs dudes here?
fembots doesnt exist
>>35501886
who even came up with this pic
So if i cant quite wrap a dollar bill around my cock, that means i'm over 6 inch girth... that's pretty fat, right?
Also, i'm like 7.8x6 inches
Share your dimensions
>>35501912
6.1x4
>>35501849
yea that's pretty fat.
>>35501945
Good to hear. You guys think girls will be impressed or comment that it's big?
Not really sure how common that girth is
Never had sex yet
>Haven't had sex in nearly three weeks
This is horrible bros. I hate being a robot
nigga i ain't had an impure thought in three weeks
you are like a little baby flesh slave
>>35501780
HELP
I can't make threads, only post replies. Anyone else have this problem? How do I fix this curse?
>>35501853
Saw you post this yesterday in another thread
>post yfw the orgasm wasn't as good as you thought it would be
in many ways I see masturbation as maintenance
namely, get my rocks off so I can stop thinking about sex for a few hours
as a result my orgasms tend to be underwhelming
>tfw the orgasm hurts
A while ago in a thread on /pol/, some Italian guy claiming to be a doctor or medical student or something said it was a scientific fact that all orgasms feel exactly the same.
That is such absolute bullshit.
>super high sex drive
>small penis so I'll never fully able to satisfy it
What did God mean by this?
>>35501662
>what did "God" mean by this
What did he mean by this?
>>35501697
god, nature, whatever
>tfw no prosumer bf
It's been a while since I've seen you anon, how are you doing?
>>35501615
Doing alright, today's been good so far.
>>35501600
Thanks, Doc.
I produce and consume media.
Would you get hooked on heroin if it meant you'd get a qt drugg gf like Natalie?
no you fucking fag. there's nothing romantic about getting hooked on drugs. go out and meet some druggies and tell me you want to be around them.
Nah. Not worth it. I'm just going to keep trying.
>>35501590
>would you kill yourself to get a druggy roastie
the answer is no
>tfw found some solace in the words of Jesus
>>35501510
but sisselanimals don't have souls
>>35501510
Lucky
Oregnal
>>35501535
but anoni'm not an animal
Room's up n running, gonna stream Of Mice and Men at 1:30pm Pacific time, join for quality memes
>>35501491
lol forgot to link
https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
>>35501491
bump for comfy of mice and men pic
>have a collection of piss bottles
>never clean my room, there are broken plates and months old food scraps
>my toilet has a layer of shit crust from never being cleaned
>vomit in my shower and sink
>started vomiting into the kitchen sink where my family prepare meals
This isnt me, its a family member. How do I go about getting them help? They faked being fine at the pschiatrists but theyre getting worse everyday, food goes missing in the night and there is vomit in more & more places. It was funny when I memed about it but now its actually fucking happening
it's something out of a junji ito comic
he or she is a bulimic
You are not special
Repeat after me
You
>>35501445
oh, i see, but u yes, right? Everybody here is special. Back to facebook
>>35501591
>tripfag
You're real fucking special all right
>>35501445
Great choice in maidens OP
i dunno'
being a wizard in this era is pretty special, seems to me
>girl BMI is higher than 16
>girl age is higher than 16
>girl's BMI is under 40
>girls cup size is under a D