>19 year old NEET
>mum calls me out of my room
>daily mail online article on her tablet tells me to sit down
>asks me how I feel in supermarkets
>starts talking about autism diagnosis
>doesn't let me leave for an hour to watch my chinese cartoons
>mfw
You're autistic
get disability for it
>Back in high school Councillor tells my mum that he thinks I'm Autistic
>Don't get tested because I know I am just socially retarded
>Few years later visit parents for dinner
>They have friends over
>I leave the room for a minute
>She starts telling them I'm autistic
>Suing landlord over bond claim and assault charges
>Hire my mum as my lawyer because it is free
>She tells the judge I am Autistic to try and score some sympathy points
>Visting Thailand with family
>Some degenerate roastie starts flirting with me
>Brush her off
>My mum tells her I am Autistic
>>35502354
How?
I tried once and got rejected
Plz tell me how to get neetbux