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>been awake for 3 suns up and suns down
much calmer than I usually am
>can actually talk to people and girls especially without sperging out
>legitimately don't care about peoples opinions of me
> voice sounds raspy and deeper for some reason
> have actually gone to the gym Saturday and today
>actually held a convo with oneitis and made her laugh once
>too scared to go to sleep and return to my autistic past life

How do I keep this going? and has anyone else experienced this?
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>>35526081
Longest I've ever been up was like 70 hours. You're probably gonna start hallucinating soon.
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>>35526081

He's right, go to sleep now. When you wake up just remember that it was you to do that. If you did it once, you can do it another time. And another...
I still can't understand why people don't just say they're a little uncomfortable with new people. Others will probably understand and you'll feel more relaxed when talking with others
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Sleep deprivation has the same effects as being drunk

Go to bed

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Do any other robots harbor a feeling of perpetual rage?

Not at anything in particular, nor even expressed, but constantly there below the surface?
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>>35526073
I used to when I was younger. I stopped giving a shit about pretty much everything a few years back, though, and that scaled back my anger quite a bit.
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>>35526377
What do you think the cause was Anon?

I understand.

I too feel as if the fire has burnt out.

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What's for dinner robits 03/14
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>>35526068
What's up with your obsession for Four Loko?
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>>35526068

You had that three days ago.
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>>35526068
Stop eating donuts you fat shit

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>watching The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
>deus ex machina by The Eagles
>AGAIN
Really Tolkien? You're such a hack.
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The eagles aren't really meant as a solution, the heroes of the stories have to overcome their problems on their own. The giant eagles originally were meant as a guardian of life, mitigating unnecessary bloodshed, basically what the Ents were to trees, but for animals (and humans by extension).
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>>35526224
>the eagles weren't a solution
Everyone would've died if it wasn't for the eagles. They turned the tide of the battle. Don't give me that bullshit.
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>>35526066
>Children's book writer writes himself into a corner and comes up with a shitty ex machina to solve it

What a surprise

>when you two would ride around in a car at night time discussing life and the afterlife
>your first kiss
>when she would listen to your cynicism and misanthropic remarks and say "you must have really been fucked over"
>when she noticed you're reading a social psychology book and said "you're fucked up"
>when you were watching batman movie together and you explained the big guy for you meme to her
>when you were making out and you both kept opening your eyes during and she would say "stop" when you opened your eyes
>you will never get this 17 year old teenage one month long not-even-a-relationship back

Bonus points if you can guess which one she is
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>>35526053
The roastie that "dated" the KV loser after Chad dumped her

Hey waddya know, I'm right
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>>35526053
Hopefully not 1 or 3. YEESH.
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>>35526053
The two on the right are too hot, middle looks too dumb, I'd say far left.

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What do you want to see robots?
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>>35526018
her makeup station
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Your painful death ROASTIE WHORE
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Show me an interesting personality.

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My doctor wanted to put me on Adderall for treatment-resistant depression, but she decided to put me on Ritalin instead.

Is Ritalin as good as everybody says Adderall is?

What is it like?

Why is Ritalin popular for children where Adderall is popular for adults?
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>>35526013
Ritalin is better. It's more of a pure dopamine. Without the Jitters and harshness of amphetamine.

Your daughter is smart I wish one would do that for me
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>>35526111
Doctor not daughter
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>>35526013
I use ritalin its little euphoria but gives good focus for a couple of hours. Mentally draining tho

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>tfw faye reagan now has a bigger dick than you

where did the time go?
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>>35526009
> tfw you unironically wish faye would grow a little baby wiener so you could suck on it like a pacifier
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>>35526161
Why would you not just do that with her tits?

Sucking on big tits feels amazing
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>>35526384
Faye's nipples are so thicc it's not even funny.

>tfw no puffy nipple gf

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Post your weirdest fetish ITT

>Girls doing mathematics
I don't know why, but I find this so hot
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Do you also find it hot when monkeys pretend to be humans? Seems on par with your fetish.
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I just combine several fetishes into 1 mega fetish.
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>>35526004
You mean PRETEND to do math, right? I think in certain lab conditions girls have been shown able to memorize certain numbers (though sometimes writing them backwards), but saying they can do actual math is just outright laughable, anon.

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So, how many girls are you raping on St. Patrick's Day this Friday? idk about you but I'm losing my virginity one way or another if you're smelling what I'm cooking. RIP barsluts huehue
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sex out of wedlock or without the purpose of reproduction is just masturbation

enjoy your risk of contracting an STD
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>>35526037
fuck this nigga, get yours OP. have fun
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>>35526000
just use a modified rule of "pinch those not wearing green"

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>Popstars are not muscians
>Popstars are a reflection of what is wrong with the mainstream

The radio used to be cool before manufactured fagstars came along and ruined it all.
Vent your hatred of anyone that appears on commercial radio or fucked up your indie channels.

>share a good non mainstream real muso at end of post for other robots to enjoy
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I fucking hate most mainstream musicians. Not because they're mainstream but because there's just no fucking effort put into it. The lyrics aren't relatable, the musicians aren't relatable, the beat is weak, the music clip is just sexualised trash etc...
>Also, a good non mainstream muso: nujabes.
Pretty well known but still not talked about enough. He was a genius.
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They've been manufactured since Elvis, so idk wtf you're talking about.

Here, have some real music, made by an ugly person a long time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OFHXmiZP38
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Fuck one direction. They play like once an hour at my wage slave job. My boss has this shitty mainstream playlist that he won't let me or anyone change. We are a fucking pokies venue. Who are you trying to attract with this shit? 14 yr old sluts?
And fuck mainstream fan hive mind mentality. They are worse than /pol/ when you tell them trump is a cuck.

>hot band called snakadaktal.

They didnt last long but damn they had some sick stuff.

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>mfw you'll never have a Mexican-looking Chinese gf

why live?
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she can do soo much better
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>>35525910

originjello
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but what about a Chinese-looking Mexican gf

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Ask a Paddy whatever you want
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>>35525866
what's a paddy?
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>>35525866

since I'm a prod...wanna fight?
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>>35525866
what is a paddy tbqh

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>in german class
>doing speaking exercises
>partner is a qt blonde girl
>everyone talking at once
>I have a problem with raising my voice
>"anon can you speak a bit louder I can't hear what you're saying"
>try to raise my voice a bit louder
>"anon I can't hear you"
>try talking a bit louder
>"anon you need to speak up"
>start screaming at her in german
>she starts crying
>everyone looking at me
>I run out of the room
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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Halt doch deine Schnaue jetzamol!!
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Maul halten jetze! Saustadl hier
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>>35525852
Your story made me laugh.

Well done, anon!

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> tfw no /fit/ Korean qt BF
> tfw living in the Deep South expected to marry a blue collar white male by 22
> tfw racist family riddled with alcohol abuse

It's like some of us start with shitty cards dealt in our hands

> Why even live
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>>35525831
Who is that pls no homo

Pls op I really need it
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>>35525831
I know that feel.

The deep South is hell.

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