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why do you fucking faggots care about sex so much?

get a fucking hobby or an interest or something
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Fuck off go away you don't get it die
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>>35527674
really eloquent and thought provoking response
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>>35527659
Most people here are legitimately fresh out of high school. Can't fight those raging hormones man.

>tfw got the energy to shave my neckbeard 3 days ago and razor bumps are now starting to show up.
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Indian here I am black for all relevant intents and purposes
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Pls be a cute black femboy in here, plssss
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>>35527651
you are just a dark caucasian, m8, even though whites don't realize it

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>pretty sure girl likes me
>keeps sitting next to me when i eat at uni
>girls friends keep telling me to ask her out
>going out with anyone
>my autistic ass

g-guys i have to go to the din din place at uni to eat, but i dont want to see her...

whats the easy way out of this?
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just bee yourself

ask her if she likes jazz
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>>35527385
sodoku is always an option
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>>35527385
Be urself and eat her butthole

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>going for a nightwalk and buying a bunch of food from vendors and convenience stores and going home to watch some Netflix
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>>35527358
Those are some girly hands, anon. Go roll them around in some dirt or something.
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>>35527397

Nothing wrong with girly hands.
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>>35528028
Well it means you are a faggot. I would beat you if I saw those hands.

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>parents are poor and stupid as fuck
>get food delivered off a truck because they're lazy and drunk all the time
>it doesn't come half the time and we starve even worse
>literally have nothing but stale cereal and bread
>all the food they get is frozen processed shit that tastes like crap anyway
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>>35527329
Get a fucking job and provide instead of being a drain on your household.
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>>35527329
Guess who's genes you have!
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>>35527391
I don't really act like them though and I'm better at everything and smarter and better looking

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>Be me
>Finally lose virginity to escort at shitty motel
>drive home
>windows down
>blast retro-wave
>See mudslimes walking on the shoulder
>Don't even consider running them over

Today was a good day
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>>35527297
>>Don't even consider running them over

normie Chad get out
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>don't even consider running them over

Finally, Anon is done overthinking and is acting on instinct.

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does anyone else think about just bailing and moving someplace far away? I've been wanting to just leave my life behind and go do something where I get to help people. Buddhism seems pretty nice and from what I've read very eye-opening to me, I get happy thinking about how good it would be to get away from here and take up monkhood
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>>35527212
To become a monk in the U.S., you need your parent/guardian's permission (even if you're 50 years old).
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>>35527320
that's fine, my parents are pretty accepting of my own personal choices

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Well that's it i finally lost my last friend.It truly is an abstract kind of feel.I feel like i finally came to terms with myself that my social life is fucked.Somehow i feel relieved.
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>>35527188
how'd you lose your last friend?
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>>35527188
Actually it's a very concrete feel, and you know you're fucked when you're used to it.
I literally forgot how it's like to have friends.
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>>35527207
I hung out with him since 1st grade and we were best friends for years.However after first year of highschool i found about this fucking site and finally stopped giving a fuck about normie culture in my country.A few yers later we hung out less and less as i was running out of things to say him.He slowly started becoming a normie (he embraced normie culture and he has a great face which always made him a potential chad .Anyways today we hung out with two of his friends and we were fucking around a bit shooting the shit(which i barely know how)and when we went back home in his car and i just didnt know what to say for about 30 minutes.And now he deleted me from his whatsapp group .The point i am trying to make here is that you dont lose your friends over some autistic triade or some other event however you lose them over time .

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ATTENTION ALL BETA ORBITERS, TRAP POSTERS, BBC POSTERS, FAGGOTS,

YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED ON THIS BOARD. WE, THE TRUE ROBOTS, ARE TIRED OF YOUR DISGUSTING FAG SHIT. YOU ARE NOT LOVED HERE. STOP POSTING.

/R9K/ IS FOR MEN. NO WOMEN, NO TRANNIE COCK-LOVING FAGGOTS. /R9K/ IS FOR LONELY, DEPRESSED, SAD, PIECES OF SHIT. NOT GIRLS, TRAPS, FAGS, BBC SHILLS.

GET OUT
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>>35527183
bumpintg this announcement
mods please sticky
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>>35527183
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT IF YOU ORBIT FEMALES. YOU'RE A BETA LOSER. OUT OF ALL THE PATHETIC SHIT HERE, YOU ARE THE WORST.
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>>35527183
This. Fuck roasties and fuck gay people.

>Dumbass TWIMP'S new Healthcare plan will kill off all neets

Meme magic yourselves out of this one losers
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>>35527164
only the strongest neets will survive
to breed a new generation of neets the internet relies on for memes
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no need to, the neets are inferior and obviously deserve to die. such as described in darwins process of natural selection. nothing personal neets, just nature.
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>>35527164
I have no defense so I'ma just let the thread 404

Femanons, would you rather date a short guy (5'5" or shorter) or a balding/bald guy?
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>>35527140
balding makes a guy a 5 at best in my book...even pic-related looks disgusting...
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>>35527140
>tfw 5'7 AND balding

I just can't win.
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>>35527140
Is that really considered a bad hairline? Seems perfectly fine.

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Who thinks being a parent might not be so bad? It could be an infinite source of entertainment, even more so than shitposting.
>destroy his playstation with a baseball bat while he is watching
>enter his room in underpants while his friends are visiting in order to embarass him
>make him beg and do funny shit in exchange for more internet time/money
>turn brothers against each other and watch in amusement how they fight and bully each others
>teach him how to fight and beat up other kids and then laugh in their parents face when they complain
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You sound like you'd be an abusive shit head. Please don't have kids, you'll just churn out an abused robot
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>>35527157
Don't you realize that most abusers in school are people who were "trained" at home, and social outcasts and robots are the one who didn't have training.

It'll just harden him up for the real world.
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>>35527245
Most abusers were abused by someone else you retard. Do not have children. Don't make the same mistakes your parents made

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Stacie, have you heard anon is still a virgin?
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>>35527070
oreganoao
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>>35527357
originalioni
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>He still doesn't know how to drive.

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>tfw no cute anime gf to let me bury my face in her ass and sniff her when I get home from work

feels horrible boys
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Where did you find this image of me
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>>35527008
>>tfw no cute anime gf to let me bury my face in her ass and sniff her when I get home from work
Wouldn't it stink though?
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>>35527195

Hopefully; that's part of what makes it hot. The best part is finding out though, after placing your nose between crack and inhaling deeply with her plush cheeks mashing against your face.

Post the most fucked up shit you've got.
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Fresh content from /an/
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Sorry, Anon. This is all I've got.

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