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wtf to talk about with girls? i have never really had female friend, and i rarely talk to them. but if i do, it's just fucking awkward, it's boring as fuck.
you can talk about anything with men and they'll usually speak as much as you and you don't have to watch your mouth, whereas most of women i've known require you to "entertain" them etc.
also the most topics i've ever talked about with women were irrelevant shit, idk if they're like this all the time, i've literally never seen a woman talking about serious things.

is it because i'm ugly/not masculine and they're not interested in me? (so they don't feel like i'm a right guy to talk with them about serious stuff) or women are such boring carefree hedonistic egoists, who just want to party? or i'm gay? (i find some girls cute though, i consider myself bisexual)
i'm rather quiet and don't want to bother them with starting conversation, but sometimes when i'm walking next to a girl i know and it's awkward not to talk, and i ask her some shitty questions that she answers, there is nothing more and i continue walking in quiet next to her which starts getting awkward. and she never keeps the conversation herself, just wants me to talk most of the time. can i not be lonely somehow?, btw sorry for shitty punctuation and poor vocabulary

and i feel much more confident whilst talking to men, they notice and appreciate your intelligence much better than women (if they even do)
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>>35592292
>they notice and appreciate your intelligence much better than women
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If you're bisexual, why not go for a man? Maybe you can even find a wife (male) if you're lucky!
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>>35592292
There isnt anything to talk about with women. Most men simply have more patience/less self awareness and so can keep at it long enough to get the sex

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Https://discord.gg/WnqWnBJ I am lonely guys and girls pls join want friends :3
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>>35592241
Can you tell me a few things about yourself, OP?
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>normalfag "dank memes" snapchat trash
You are fucking cancer, kill yourself.
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it is a racist discord, it only allows white people

if ur not a literal nazi no point in joining looks like

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weekend edition
vidya animu n masturbation special edition
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DORAO
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tfw Junlad is the best poster
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i'm going to eat a bowl of rice and no one can stop me

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Any good fapping tips and hacks? Something that's unexpectedly pleasurable? One fucker once told me that cooking oil (cold) is good to jerk off with and damn he was right, the only downside was that my dick smelled like sunflower seeds later.
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jerking off with something up ur ass
lol
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>>35592177
Find something long and thin enough to fuck your pee hole and urethra with. It feels really good.
Prostate stimulation is great as well.
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>>35592239
I heard that shit hurts though, the urethral swabs and all that stuff

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Mine is calling and talking with strangers on the phone.
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Bich ass nigger
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>>35592156
sea urchins
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>>35592156
walking into a store to buy something

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Full disclosure: Am not sober.

Look you gay fucks are all like: "Oh girls are never gonna love me" while looking to 9/10 girls. Wanna know why chad gets the girls? Because he's not an ugly fuck like you cucks. Lower your standards and you will drown in puss. I HAVE HAD SEX MANY TIMES AND ITS JUST BECAUSE I LOWERD MY STANDARDS. IF YOU ARE 19+ DO NOT EXPECT A VIRGIN SHE WILL NOT COME TO YOU.
Just calm your autism. Sex is easy you fucks.
Pic not at all related you niggers.
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>I lowered my standards

Cuck
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>>35592154
Right, I'll just lower my standards. That will make girls seek someone like me.
Sure.

I'll just b myself, lmao
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>>35592176
>i only want 9/10 goddesses, all women are whores who only want chad!
maybe you shouldnt follow in elliot rodgers path

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who hides in the library and or restrooms in college and doesn't eat anything for the entire day there?
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I did this almost every week from 5am to 11pm. of course i ate when I got home and in the morning before leaving

Is my body ruined?
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Dont forget bathroom masturbation
>>35592169
Try replacing that with eating once a day and abusing adderall and alcohol for 4 years. I still am under my recommended bmi
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I hide in the library, have stopped getting lunch because the good lunch places are closer to the bus stop than the uni so I always end up convincing myself to go home early

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>7th day of nofap
unable to get to sleep because I've been lying in bed with a rock hard erection and Precum leaking out my dick for the past 3 hours. My balls are also now aching because I have blue balls. it is now 5am and I have to get up at 8am. Fuck this retarded meme.
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>>35592118

Let me help you anon
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>>35592118
Any benefits to report before you stop?
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>>35592372
Absolutely none senpai

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>see picture

Fembots. What do you mean by this?
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>>35592115


I use this picture on bdsm sites..

(28/male here) that's just how things works. "picture" is true.
What bugs you?
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forgot pic and rk9 it's a pain when it comes to "originality"
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>>35592115
Liking something sexually doesn't mean you want it other ways. It can be hot to be talked down to in a sexual content. it doesn't mean you don't want to be respected in general.

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>just became NEET a couple of months ago
>absolutely loving it
>no boss to hate
>minimal interaction with vapid, boring normies
>get to read all of the literature I never had time for
>get to shitpost on 4chan whenever I want
>parents always have good and tasty food stocked in the kitchen
>get to go on long, beautiful walks with my dog while reflecting on how much happier I am since I gave up wageslavery
>smoke a few bowls and play vista every night

Why ARE you still a wageslave or, even worse, a student? NEET life is fucking awesome
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I miss being a NEET, man. I chose to be a student cause my grades were good enough to study a top tier major and I thought that'd get me laid more than doing nothing all day, but it was a huge mistake.
I'd quit but then my provider would be really unhappy and that could affect my finances and life quality.
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>>35592065
I have been a NEET for almost a year now.
I dread being forced back into wageslavery. Working doing something for shamefully low pay and having no free time is shit. It's not worth hating life.
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I am NEET. I'm just curious though, how you went about it? Seeing as you make it sound like an easy decision, when I personally just had the luck of the draw when I got my NEETbux.

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Look what I got. A new supply of tendies!
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im hungry now


reeee
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i can see my thread in the bottom left!
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>>35591920
What sauce are you using my man?

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TINDER is AWESOME!!
Last night I FUCKED my 63rd TINDER girl and I recorded some of the moments so you guys could see what a REAL TINDER date actually goes like, she was honestly not exactly pretty but she was easy pussy , hot her in my car within 1 hour, plus she was 6 FEET tall which was interesting
https://my.mixtape.moe/wmisua.MP4
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Damn nigger she's fat as fuck
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>>35591888
I, too, get local whores to match with me.
I never actually pay them and go through with it, unlike you.
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>>35591888
this fucking guy again.. just what the fuck do you get by posting this shit here on a daily basis???

Why haven't guys learned to appreciate what is right in front of them?
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No one will EVER randomly ask you in the fucking street to hangout like that in a populated city even if you are a Chad.
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What's right in front of me is a computer screen. It's been this way for years.

I appreciate it I guess.
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i wouldn't know a place to eat anyway.
and girls evade me like the plague

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If you don't have a gf, she can't cheat on you
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t. Levar Burton
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>>35591850
If you don't have a gf, you're being cucked by the rest of the planet.
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>>35592439
So now being cucked means not having every female on the planet fucking you?

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Here is a list of famous people that have had sex with at least 1,000 women.
Jack Nicholson- 2,000
Mick Jagger- 4,000
Gene Simmons- 5,000
Charlie Sheen- 5,000
Warren Beatty- 12,000
Wilt chamberlain- 20,000
Fidel Castro- 35,000

Here I am a KHHV mashing my tiny dick to traps.
How can you have sex with thousands of woman? I just can't comprehend.
How do you have sex at all?
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>>35591848
>Fidel Castro
He's rotting in Commie purgatory
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>>35591848
who was counting?
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>>35591903
Castros wife estimated the 35,000. Not sure about the other guys. Close friends and family? Witnesses?
But the point is that is its possible to have sex thousands of times. Why can't I just do it once or twice?

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