TINDER IS AWESOME

Damn nigger she's fat as fuck

>>35591888
I, too, get local whores to match with me.
I never actually pay them and go through with it, unlike you.

>>35591888
this fucking guy again.. just what the fuck do you get by posting this shit here on a daily basis???

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And here's just some random can clips I put together


https://my.mixtape.moe/wkmhkl.MP4

https://my.mixtape.moe/mbfxic.MP4

https://my.mixtape.moe/uvryeu.MP4

https://my.mixtape.moe/elbdsz.MP4

>>35591888
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE JUST DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THE NEGATIVE TINDER THREADS ON HERE GET OUT GET OUT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why do these videos turn me on

>>35591888
>that brown hand
Are you poo in loo?

>>35591970


Sooo, there is no footage of you actually dicking her or what?
I can not wank to some landwhale laughing at your retarded jokes without seeing how she gets a dick down her throat afterwards.

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>>35591888
You think I'm going to find a good Christian wife on tinder?

Fuck you why can't I fuck a plump girl and stick my dick between her thick thighs or push it against her slightly too soft belly as if I were making a copy of a key in clay...

oh look you got another fat drunk slut in the back seat of your car

nothing about that situation is desirable at all

How old are you OP? tyuiop

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>it's a niggo fucks a hamplanet and thinks he pulled on over on whitebois episode
This channels getting old.

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>>35592076
Absolutely not Anon, but you WILL find SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS or your future wife

>>35591888

I have a genuine question for you OP. How many of these girls have ass stank when you take them from behind?

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>>35592125
I'm actually half Mexican/half Italian

>>35592164
>your profile picture
What the fuck? Is this what society has become?

send her nudes though

>>35592164
boo hoo, nobody gives a fuck dude, you can keep all the sluts to yourself

>>35591888
>That body
>That face
>That voice
Jesus

this fucking advertisement again

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>>35591888
>she was honestly not exactly pretty
well that's a fucking understatement
>>35592164
EYYY JOEY WHAT'S HAPPENING ESSE

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>he's poor
>he lives in his car
>his family hates him and he has no friends
>even though he's in desperate poverty, he pays for the girls' meals every time
>he desperately tries to fill the void in his heart with meaningless sex and then namefags on 4chan to trick himself into thinking his life isn't pathetic
>he's Joshua

I actually really pity you, Josh.

When my current relationship falls apart (and it will) I'm actually going to try this. Maintaining a girlfriend is a lot of work

>>35592262
Five years ago, I would say she's ugly. Now, I think I might get my dick hard enough to fuck her properly.

i like this dude. i'm not a virgin and i'm actually married but please keep posting, this shit makes my day. and remember- there are no rules to this board, so keep doing you

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>>35591970

>Where's the cum?

Did you bareback a Tinder slut? I'm going to laugh when this happens to your dick.

Please stop making these

Good thread as always sushibro but that line doesnt work for me, the problem is me / my looks. And england sucks.

>>35591888
Your my hero anon, teach me how to be a disgusting asshole

>>35592328
why must you help him shill?

>>35592368
He motivates /r9k/ to get better. Also him posting roasties online is always fun.

>>35591888
Well you posted tits, so you may stay OP

>another piggu

can you just post your best ones that are at least 7

>>35592386
But his real life is utterly pathetic. I imagine most bots here have better lives than him.
>>35592277

>>35592423
Yet he has more to show than you do. You probably live in your basement jerking it to 2D 15 years past your puberty.

>>35592386
you're not very woke to what's going on here are you, have some principles man

>>35592164
You're white in my book bro.

t. green-eyed greaser who loves tinder

>>35592344

How many of the 63 has he barebacked? That's fucking insane

>>35592441
>this projection
Anyone who doesn't have to live in their car and spend their meagre, meagre savings to get laid is doing better than he is.

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>>35592423
Why spread lies about the man who is trying to save you anon, I work 7 days a week working swimming pool repairs for houses, I'm finishing up my BA in communications and I have more money in the bank then I know what to do with for being on my own, Just because I decide to not pay rent and just work and fuck all day? Anon oh anon you just need go bee urself

>>35592205

Yeah, honestly. I'm ready for a complete societal collapse and return to agrarianism and arranged marriage.

300 matches and still haven't even fucked a chub like OP. Tinder is a meme, fuck off normie

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These fucking threads. What the fuck did we do to deserve this cancer?

>>35592568
don't reply stupid

>>35592133

OP here

id say about 60%. worst time there was visible poo.

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OP I respect you for actually putting yourself out there and getting pussy.

As an older guy though (well a few pieces of advice), two pieces of advice:

1. Avoid getting "addicted" to a particular type of woman. My experience in dealing with sluts is that it's really hard to go back to normal girls after being exposed to that level of raw sex appeal and willingness to do just about anything in bed. You'll forever be unsatisfied with more "decent" women.

2. Femanons > Tinder whores. You're better off hitting up the contact threads here and on /soc/ for long-term FWB pussy. Not even joking.

>>35592625

>visible poo

AHHHHHH HAHAHA LMAO

thankfully all the girls I've fucked smelled pretty good. I'd die of a heart attack if I ever saw visible poo on a girl

>>35592655
I enjoy sluts , I also enjoy good wholesome girls who I turn INTO sluts, I fuck a new girl every single week from tinder, I'm only young once, my goal is too reach 100 tinder girls , I'm currently at 63

>>35592764
Enjoy your STDs and failed marriages.

>>35592764
funny how it's just a game to you when the people you are preaching to would be happy with just about anything.

>>35592764
Yeah ok? You're on /r9k/ bragging about fucking hundred sluts. All you're doing is reaffirm our beliefs. Your penis probably has HPV. Your mouth probably has genital herpes. But whatever, atleast you get to parade your fuck number around till your death.

post vid of sluts that look like those bitches from girlsdoporn

its literally the same beaner slut every time. fuck off

>>35592524
Joshua, Joshua. You don't have to lie to us; we already don't respect you

how can't you be bored of doing that already

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>>35592878
forgot pic for reference

you have fugged tinder hos like this right? this slut's a solid 6.9/10 im sure theres plenty of them on tinder that want ur chaddickington

>>35592923
nope just another whale

Hypothetically, OP: You have a daughter. How do you raise her to make sure she isn't the type of girl who fucks internet strangers from a dating app?

>>35593050
Hypothetically pray she is a lesbian so it's not really a big deal if she fucks Abunch of girls

>>35591888
>6 foot chubby goddess
literally my dream girl. Can I have her when you're done?

>>35591888
I don't know why youd post this. At 63 nobody cares anymore. And this bitch is fat.

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op when will you stop making these threads on a board full of KVs? just go to /soc/ or rebbit or better yet kill yourself and you family too.

>>35593152
She has a tasty tummy. Too bad her face is trash. Like your taste. Girls need a little meat on them which is why most underwear models these days are a real shame.

op has a pretty clean car with a lot of seats for someone who supposedly lives in it

>>35592164
This has been posted before, OP is a fag.

>>35592164

is it normal in america to literally shit in every fucking toilet they find?
like going out with people and then suddenly oh boy gonna go use the shitter"?

i take care of that at my house so that i don't need to use the public toilets.

>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
what is this shit?

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> be 185 cm tall, /fit/, blue-eyed, strong jawlined, witty, intelligent, wealthy scandinavian Chad lookalike, who suffered the cruel fate of being born an ISTJ
> zero social life, no time outside of 24/7 wageslavery
> have to rely on all these godforsaken online dating apps like Tinder
> spend months perfecting bio and set of photos to the point of getting super-liked by at least one girl every day
> none of them ever even respond to my initial message

>>35594831
Ur probably not as good looking as you think you are

>>35592991
Def not all of ops pics are fat unwhite landwhales

>>35594831
post pics of urself, "strong jawlined scandinavian" lmao

>>35593994
>i like fat girls
They're disgusting just like you.

>>35595096
if he has light hair as many Scandinavians do he won't do so well. Blond hair consistently ranks lower than ginger for attractiveness to girls (not that sandy looking hair, I mean actual blond hair).

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>>35595063
>>35595096
Since ya'll asked so nicely, have this shitty low-res selfie
>>35595416
Hair is a light shade of brown, not that I think it really matters. Like I said, my problem isn't getting maches, my problem is that these app are apparently used as nothing more than games by young women in this part of the world.

I don't have one match. Stop shilling for tinder they already make billions

>>35595705
yeah, you look more aesthetic than the OP tbhfam

work on your autism

>>35595705
Something about you looks weird. I don't know what it is but it creeps me out.

>>35591888
>fucked 63rd roastie

enjoy stds

>>35595803

(long-winded post, sorry, I'm wordy)

Just being brutally honest, I do not find this to be true.

But, it's not like the pic that our second dude posted is exactly flattering. I wonder what he'd look like all dressed up in flashy clothes.

I can name like 5 reasons OP's pic works so well. And I gotta give it to OP, the first time I opened one of his links and realized what Chad life was like, I started working my way towards Chad-dom ever since. That was about 2 weeks ago and I haven't missed a day. Give me a year of this shit and I'll be chaddier than OP.

But I won't use Tinder, cuz fuck Tinder.

>>35595984
what is a condom
lmao you are indeed a virgin

>>35592049
>Are you poo in loo?
He is obviously a nigger

>>35592164
Dude you should work more on your b8s.You are a nigger in your first video and in that pic you look white or maybe Mexican

>>35592524
>has money
>lives in his car

something is wrong here i think

>>35594831
>istj
that's the most common type among males

>>35591888
>tfw not tall enough to do this

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>>35591888
>>35591970

STOP STEALING ALL OF THE TALL GIRLS BEANER CHAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE NOT EVEN SHORTER THAN HER YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE AN AMAZONIAN WOMAN.

>>35596028
great blog post

>>35591888
You piece of shit are the reason why I left r9k
coming back out of boredom was a mistake
fuck you

>>35596450
I'm just more tan when the sun comes out, perks of being Mexican/Italian


https://my.mixtape.moe/zffqpd.MP4

That bitch is ugly as fuck, fat too.

I bet anyone here could fuck that girl shes 5/10 at best

You know for loser virgins, you guys have some really high standards.

>>35597687
Also
>paying for alcohol/dinner to fuck that

HAHAHA

>>35595844
He looks like every cracker libertarian ever that's what's weird

>>35597749

This is what years of porn does to the ugly males brain, he can't cope with the fact that he has to settle for a girl that is equal in his looks , which is butt ugly shit

>>35597606
I wonder how many of these are actual whores.
In any case, that's somebody's daughter.
Not blaming you for capitalizing, but just imagine your own flesh and blood willingly getting into a situation like that..

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Downloaded it Tuesday night and only have like 6 matches. I had 10 but 4 of them unmatched me after a day. Haven't messaged a single one of them yet, is that why they unmatch me the next day? How do I do this shit bros? What is a good message to open with so I don't look like every other boring guy writing "Hey beautiful :)"?

>>35593994
agreed, I'd like to see bigger bellies but it's a step in the right direction.

>>35594513
I've seen this thread at least 3 times before, always the same guy with the same video clips over and over.

OP is a retard

>>35591888
Chad post face I doubt you are not attractive.

>>35595705
slightly above average white guy? was expecting more tbqh

>inb4 sour grapes

>>35592262
Eh not a complete uggo, very unflattering light too.