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>one chance at life
>born a male with a small penis and skinny wrists

>no chance at life
>be born

>>35775252
>only one chance at life
>find r9k

>not living the literary lifestyle
No seriously I'm not. I still have family I want to make proud. I just wish I were
As of now it would be an improvement from where I am

>>35775239
What kind of jobs are you applying for? There's some steps in between NEET and $80k/year corporate analyst

>>35775239
I have all that except I don't wear a suit. You'll still be miserable, don't bother

Caffeine in combination with a carbonated liquid doesn't seem like a natural first choice.

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S I P B O Y Z
WHERE TF U @

>tfsotd
nothing like it brehs

>>35775185

reported to the FBI ... this is concering

>>35775185

post cap and shows us the result

How do I become a mass murderer without resorting to pussy ass guns?

Women cant make a lot of women, because they are worthless and can`t do anything wrong.

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>>35775174
Show me you're tits

>>35775174
>how can an attractive young female make a lot of money without selling her pussy?
I don't think you have the credentials to apply

>>35775125
Does it smell? Rub it with your fingers then smell it. Is the discolored part also thicker than usual? Or more brittle than other nails?

>>35775187
I've noticed my feet smell if I don't shower every day and my toe nail has weird ridges in it but my feet only smell if I walk in my bathroom barefoot so I think my dad just has gross feet

Not op

>>35775202
Toenail fungus smells really bad no matter how often you clean until you get rid of it. It's very noticeable with socks off.

The woman in your pic is a paid professional actress putting on an act though but since ur retarded u dont realize this

>>35775115
>has a foreskin
Ew man. This is a murkan website.

>>35775115
>women will spend a relatively small amount of time actually looking at the male's penis.
Really activates your almonds

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Reminder you're posting on 4chan your opinion is already shit if i jack off to Latina shemales thats my business so kys.

>>35775022
At this point every one is mentally ill in some way or another so it doesnt even matter.

Traps are hawt.
Give into the degeneracy

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fuckn slobberknockered em

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Just imagine if there was a literal country for Chads

>>35775041
>>35775041
if there were, it would be the literal opposite of Chad

>desert country
>death and poverty surrounds you
>constant war
seriously look at this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_N%27Djamena
this disambiguation page tells you everything you need to know about Chad

>>35775143
Thanks reddit. We all thought Chad was literally a country full of Chads living the Chad life.
Without your far more superior intellectual intelligence we'd never found out

Kill yourself. Literally

>>35775007
Yeah
Make sure to do plenty of foreplay

>>35775007
>>7"-7.5" length
>>6" girth
>would girls consider this big?
Thats similar to my bfs and his hurt me alot going in but afterwards it felt amazing
Youre good dont worry

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>tfw 5'5"

How do I grow a bigger mamba anons?

>>35775002
Congrats I guess. I can't tell by the photo but is he a nigger? If so be careful because a fucking massive amount of gay blacks have AIDS.

>>35775079
That's what I'm worried about. How reliable are condoms anyway? I'm so horny, I can't even think straight.

>>35775002
>having sex with a black guy
Gross

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>>35774930
>hydrus client keeps crashing

same desu. i really wanna get good blow online but i can't figure out how :(

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>too stupid to know what RAM even does
>can't figure out torrenting
>no idea how html works
>if my WiFi stops working I just read a book and wait a while
>am perfectly OK taking to pajeet for hours when something fucks up
>didn't even know computers opened up until 2008
>buy all my computers prefab
>am amazed people can make apps from strings of numbers
I'm fucking 27, I shouldn't be so tech illiterate

bubonic leprosy

Most likely not herpes. But I'm also a KHV and I've got herpes, so just know you're not safe.

It looks like a nasty canker sore. Maybe a burn if you've eaten something hot recently

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>>35774836
I'm more concerned about why you have corn kernels in your mouth instead of molars

HANDS UP HIGH
OH WARRIORS OF LIGHT

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>>35774717
DUES VULT
DUES VULT
I JOINED THIS KULT
PRAISE KEK

I like this one
https://youtu.be/2MRdtXWcgIw

Tastes like shit senpai

>>35774711
old damp pennies

>>35774711
salty peanut butter and coins