Is this the most autistic fluid?

Caffeine in combination with a carbonated liquid doesn't seem like a natural first choice.

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S I P B O Y Z
WHERE TF U @

>tfsotd
nothing like it brehs

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if marketing is a factor then this must be a respectable contender

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>>35775326
Whats everyone s i p p i n g tonight?

>>35775221
Water, of course. Every autist who has ever lived drank the stuff nonstop

>>35775221
>the most autistic fluid
Where did you get that glass of my tears

>>35775221
Because it's low cal and these ''''autists'''' are low energy but fat.

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>Is this the most autistic fluid?
no, it's my cum.

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>>35775326
>tfw it's a new day

>>35775326
>>35775434
Wat is this maymay? I need more of it

>>35775221
That stuff smells like literal shit.

I swear, everyone I've came across who was drinking a monster can had the smell of vomit coming from their breath, which was also nauseating as fuck.

>>35775455
I feel the same way about coffee and tea tbqh.

>>35775221
>>35775413
>>35775455

I don't understand you people, is hating on Monster a meme now? I drink monster often because it's cheaper than Red Bull but comes in zero calories unlike other cheap brands. Is this a meme or is it actually considered autistic to drink this stuff? I've even had that very same can yesterday.

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>>35775447
>maymay
breh..

>>35775483
don't let them shame you my fellow S I P B O Y

sips are love, sips are life

>>35775455
That's combination: the bitter scent of caffeine in solution; the artificial sweeteners of dubious biological effect on oral health; and the statistically poor oral health of morons who drink these things.

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>>35775485
Don't mind me. Just some s i p t e a coming through.

>>35775511
>they didn't even spell protein right

>>35775483
It's not just monster. Energy drinks in general are associated with low class trash, because everyone who drinks them smells of the stuff and act like they have low IQ.

Many people I've met in college say the same thing.

>>35775530
Because "protein" isn't enough protein

>>35775530
It's because it's tea anon. PRO TEA

These are none carbonated energy tea. If you get a chance to pick one up make sure you at least get the yellow one.

S I P T E A

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Way better than any of the other garbage people are putting into cans.

>>35775483
Drink coffee you autist.

Energy drinks are juvenile and neckbeard fuel.

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All the Mormons I live around drink this garbage or diet coke rather than coffee.

>>35775326
>>35775434
>>35775485
Nice to see that fit is actually r9k lite.
S I P
I
P

>>35775549
Strange that they would add protein to a drink. A single chicken nugget has far more protein than they could comfortably put in a drink, what's the point?

>>35775557
Is this a /fit/ mem?

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Acoustics also depends on how deep the liquid is

Monster is disgusting. It's something worse than autistic, it's a gay baby's drink. At least nos tastes good if you're falling for the energy jew.

>>35775581
No. Just a new meme meta.

Adapt or give up the s i p.

>>35775546
>>35775574

What if I'm a college aged overworked neckbeard and even my "gf" drinks them?

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Anyone else the hotpoops from drinking 3 or 4 of these in a row?

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>>35775590
have a sip i'm sure you'll feel better breh

>>35775614
Are they gonna poop on each other?

>>35775607
Then you are both ment for each other. Your gf sounds like she has equally low standards.

>"sip" memers are actually /r9k/ fags
what a surprise

>>35775634

She's my "gf", doesn't know we're dating yet.

But like I said we both drink red bull so we got that going for us.

Seriously though what's the problem with it? Everyone else, guys and girls I know, drink energy drinks? So?

>>35775646
*tosses u a sip*
sip up kid...it'll take the edge off...

>>35775670
She's doesn't know you're dating???
Wtf bullshit is this

>>35775699
He's clearly implying that he's going to abduct her.

real talk, we don't have this flavor of monster where i live, should i order a 24 pack or is S I P meme just a meme?

what are you guys S I P P I N G today i have mango rockstar juiced

Monster is the worst energy drink.

t: Finn

>>35775818
t. jonne joka ei muista monster khaos ja ripper tai ole vieraillut ulkomailla

>>35775344
November one actually drinks this do they?

>>35775862
Olen vieraillut ulkomailla useasti, mutta ulkomaa-eksklusiivisetkin monsterit ovat paskaa. ED FTW

>>35775221
This stuff is called 'Ultra White' where I live.
Is it the same where you live?

>>35775882
I work as a stocker and I can confirm that many people buy this stuff.

>>35775626
>>35775485
>>35775434
>>35775326

More of these please my sides have enterd the astral plane

>>35776012
Just go to fit. I was just there and there's about 4 threads up right now.

All I drink is water and milk. What am I missing out on?

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>>35776225
Honestly, it's very good. Specially the white one.
You will be hooked on t h a t f i r s t s i p

>>35775978
just ultra. considering another can rn

>>35775908
njnergnergkj ermerg nigger mekjgmkejggjrekr kjnjknmmkll,,ll,efwerf

>>35775557
The raspberry one is the best.

Fite me

>>35775344
>mana potion and health potion have the same effects on the body, just different flavors

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>>35775326
in the presence of plebs.

>>35776868
>white drink endorsed by white supremacists

Is monster zero ultra the new symbol of the alt right?

>>35776868
>dem autism shoes

lel

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>>35776868
>>35776942

He's even got the shoes.

>tfw can't drink these anymore because of acidic erosion of teeth from drinking around 2 energy drinks a day for 8 years
>tfw back molar is just a stub and top molars have holes in them
>tfw too scared to go to the dentist

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SIPPP dat mtn dew

I just like the sweet lemon lime taste of mountain dew energised

>>35777036
im technically not a virgin but i have all those symptoms, its just excessive anxiety caused by depression.