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is lil bo weep /our girl ?/
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where do these girls come from (newfag) she's cute tho
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arninecay doesn't have a girl you dummy
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She's a fucking white male

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Who /suckatmath/ here?

I cheated in elementary and high school to get out of doing it and didn't pay attention. Little did I know I would be paying for it in my adult years

>inb4 brainlet

You cannot hurt me, for I know that I am a brainlet.
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>>35791220
If you go back and relearn it, it may make you happy to have learned a new mental skill.
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>>35791220

>suck at math, science and IT
>good at literature, history, politics and philosophy

Why
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>>35791264
the former is hard while the latter is easy

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there aren't any therapists on r9k are there who'd talk over discord? i don't have a lot of money but i'd love to talk to one who'd be understanding and nonjudgemental
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i'll also just pay someone to talk to me as long as you're comfy to talk to
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Comfy guy here I'll listen to any troubles you have and I'll be calm about them. Killed someone? You're a pedophile? You're a NEET and your dad beat you? I'll listen!
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>>35791650
i'm armin#2360 on discord, feel free to add me if you'd like

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OK. Which one of you was it lads

https://mobile.twitter.com/PittmanMaia/status/717586024793116672/video/1
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It was me, I admit it.
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>>35791161
>SHl NEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35791161
you can tell that lightskin nigga watches anime

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I feel like putting a driving a knife to my stomache.
it hurts so bad. It hurts
every friend I make I just end up bringing them down.
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME THEY ALL WANT ME TO DIE
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>>35791132
hang in there. don't do anything rash. I love you.
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>>35791145
no you dont
you want me to cry and kill myself
I just wanted a close friend

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You can't get laid yet whores let themselves be degraded by Chad.
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>>35791108
Who's the girl?

Fuck off Roberto
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>>35791108
in the gif you posted, a whore let herself get degraded for money.
Although what you said does happen.
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>>35791108
Girls name? OREGENO SPAGHETTI VAJEEPER CREEPER

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This is the 6th time in the last few days Ive seen philly mentioned.

Stop talking about philly.
Fuck the 215.

There werent any of you there then, you arent there now.

Just shut the fuck up
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what in the name of wawa are you talking about
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>>35790959

But cheese steak is tasty!
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>>35790998
>>35791011
Yous shut the fuck up

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>think back to school
>remember how the authority figures would punish me over the littlest things like not addressing them properly or going too far out in the school field
>meanwhile would let me get bullied constantly and would never see the bully kids in the office for punishment
>socialist teacher would make me share lunch with poor kids (also bullies)
>crackbaby tier kid stole my yugioh cards and chased him to the bathroom and he threatened to flush them
>if a bully starts a fight with you you split the punishment
They did this to me, they broke me. Home school your children you cannot trust weak children with these power abusing inept psychopaths and all the fucked up social dynamics from having a mini prison.
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>preschool teacher says she'll cut off my lips with scissors if I keep talking
What the zog, I was like 4
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I was sent to the office at least once a week for my first 4 years of elementary school. For retarded shit like being frustrated or angry at some shit who took my lunch money. Once I was sent to the office for saying that I wasn't religious. God I hate school so god damn much.
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>>35790917
>socialist teacher would make me share lunch with poor kids (also bullies)
Holy shit did this really happen/ I cant believe this

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Red flags for girls?

I'll start
Name edition: her name is Ashley.
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>name is petunia
>drives ford focus
>doesn't fucking look at me during chemistry
>i love her so much
>i only want her to look at me
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>>35790961
Alright this was red flags for girls not slowly reveal you're a weirdo. Care to try again friendo?
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bull ring
tattoos
short hair
dyed hair

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This is my thread. I found it all on my own. Is little and broken, but still good. Yeah...still good.
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For a thread so small, you seem so strong
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One day your thread will grow big and strong anon
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This thread is inspiring anons, thanks guy
>totally not tearing up as I type this

>meet girl of my dreams
>we are compatible
>both alt-right
>both christian (born again)
>both blonde hair blue eyes
>she tells her mother we want to get married
>her mom mocks my twitch career
>tfw i have 1,065 subs
>tfw i also make custom art for other streamers
>future MIL still doesn't get it
>tells me i need a real job
>i make enough to halfway contribute to the rent
>streaming is all i want to do
>gf reconsidering relationship over this
what do?
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Depends on how serious you see your career in the future as a streamer combined with the career with the girl of your dreams. I think if you need to change up your lifestyle for her, and she's definitely worth it to you, then strike some kind of deal where you either prove to them the feasibility of streaming as a source of income or you may have to temporarily move towards sectioning it off as a hobby and getting a part time job on the side.
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Get another job you gimp.

Develop a skill, Twitch steaming may not be a viable source of income in the near future.
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how can somebody fall in love with a "twitch streamer" that's just pathetic

What's your ultimate revenge fantasy anon?
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Moving on basically
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>>35790842
Killing every human on Earth
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Pump and dump my oneitis.

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>Be myself
>Feel like I want an Americano
>Ride scooter to a new coffee shop that opened 2 blocks from my house
>Approach coffee shop and place my scooter next to door
>Enter the coffee and find it is completely empty, except for one person waiting behind the counter
>"You've got a friend in me" by Randy Newman playing incredibly loudly from the speaker system
>Weird smell, sorta like semen
>Worker peaks from behind the register and says, "Hey, you should move your scooter so it's not blocking the door"
>I say "Ok", and go outside to move the scooter
> Come back in, and he says whilst smiling, "Hey I like your outfit: It really makes you look like Bud Lightyear"
>I am wearing a black shirt and jeans
>I thank him for his compliment and I ask for an Americano
>Guy responds, "No, we only have coffee here"
>I bid him farewell and leave the store to return back home

Was he joking with me? Was a robot? Was he high? I am seriously perplexed by this interaction.
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>>35790817

>scooter

I hope you mean a motor scooter and not a razor scooter.
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>>35790817
He was a skinwalker. You did the right thing by leaving.
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>>35790928
http://www.target.com/p/razor-a5-lux-scooter-blue/-/A-14566415?lnk=rec|pdpipadh1|related_prods_vv|pdpipadh1|14566415|0

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ITT: Post things that you are grateful for. There is a lot of negativity on this board, and I would just like to add some positivity into the mix. I'll start.

>My age

I am 18 years old and feel grateful for it. I used to be sad all the time that I was 17 and thought that I was getting old and my youth was slipping from me, but recently I have come to appreciate my age and realise that I still have, not life, but rest of my youth ahead of me. I feel grateful that I could be grouped with such a remarkable pack know as the teenagers!

Now your turn.
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Just finished a darn good risk game at /pol/
You always gotta have the jews by your side!
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>>35790840
Neat! Glad to hear it!
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>>35790781
>About to say being alive
>Realize I'd be lying
>tfw

Gave up awhile ago and payed for sex, it was great, will be doing so for the near future.
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BREEP BROOP BRAAP
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It becomes addictive. Why bother crawling through miles and miles of shit to have mediocre sex with a 6/10 basic bitch when you could get with 10/10's who will do whatever you want with a simple email, a bit of cash and a text. It's too fucking easy.
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>>35791605
I hope you aren't considering OP's pic a 10/10

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