Red flags for girls? I'll start Name edition: her

>name is petunia
>drives ford focus
>doesn't fucking look at me during chemistry
>i love her so much
>i only want her to look at me

>>35790961
Alright this was red flags for girls not slowly reveal you're a weirdo. Care to try again friendo?

bull ring
tattoos
short hair
dyed hair

>>35791066
fuck you normie. why don't you head on over to yikyak and post your anecdotal evidence over there. every woman is a red flag, they never love autists like us.

>>35790901

Red flags for girls?

>being a girl

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>is a teacher
>'I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan'

bull ring is huge red flag

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>she has social media of any kind

>sorority-affiliated
>daddy-issues/abuse
>rides horses

>uses emojis in every fb status

i can handle the odd few but when i see it all the time i know she'll be boring as fuck

>shares fb memes

more autism on my part than anything but girls that think they're kewl by sharing memes that died ages ago

>>35791279
Define love then, creeper.

>>35791066
you fucking normie shit how new are you

>>35791416
>rides horses

Yeah this one too. Dunno why, but I associate horse riders with prissy bitches like the one I knew in school as a kid

>>35790901
>her name is Ashley.
Can confirm. Had an Ashley as a gf for a while. She was absolutely crazy.

Still love her though.

>>35791194
>bull ring
>tattoos
>dyed hair
Hot as fuck. They are incredibly good at sucking the last seamen drop out of your cock. And if she treats you like shit you are a cuck and don't deserve her anyway

>>35791518
I knew an Ashley years ago.
She was caught jacking off some dude in Spanish class.
Her mom made her shave her head LOL

>>35791066
>>35791446
>>35791518
So i guess /r9k/ is now a place to discuss about our girlfriends and shit on abnormal people
I would leave this place but i have nothing to do with my life

>>35791595
You live in Georgia?

>>35791600
>me
>normal
lawl

>>35791690
>I'm not normal I go on 4chan xD IT's le dark side of the internet lawl :3

>>35791690
Nah, just in SoCal.
I live rn next to some college campuses too.
I've heard a lot of crazy shit about girls here.

Some girls just go fucking nuts when they see a cock and are away from home

>inb4 normie
>its sat. night and i'm here

>her name is megan

stay the fuck away from girls named megan

>>35791789
>megan

I knew this girl named megan.
>High School, 2010
>megan is cool blonde chick
>out of nowhere gains weight
>stops wearing makeup, gets super depressed
>we think she's 'faking it'
>stops showing up to school
>hear news she's gone to some asylum shit for special help

I heard about her again recently and she's being passed around some native American society or some shit.

>>35791066
Where do you think we are?.scrubs
>>35791600
>/r9k/ is one person
>>35791311
Ugh. These girls.
>>35790901
>>35791789
Confirmed that Ashley and Megan are no good.

>>35791911
>Confirmed that Ashley and Megan are no good.
yeah, because they are white girl names

>>35791709
You seriously think I'm a normie because I've had three girlfriends at the age of 21?

Let me tell you, three girls by the time you've hit my age is pretty paltry where I live. Most guys have fucked about 20.

>>35792686
Kill yourself. You ruined this site, newfaggot.

>is single with kid(s)
>generic tattoo that was picked off a chart or book in tattoo parlor
>doesn't have a career choice by the age of 25
>her job doesn't match her career goal
>real deep into astrology, other zodiacs, blood types, or fortune telling
>has a confirmed mental disorder
>was raised by a single parent (unless one of them died unexpectedly)
>no job experience
>is currently 18-24

>>35791307
haHAA
post it on /r/4chan xd

>>35791789
Holy fuck, this. Why are megans always so shit?

>>35793064
Damn. Once I posted this I saw it was a name edition. Any girl with a regular name that is spelled differently

>ashleigh
>ashlynn
>kelli
>alecsandria (for real)
>sandee
>madi
>alyssabeth

>>35792740
>newfaggot

I've been here since 2008.

Obese
Talks to you about other guys
Won't go out with you

>>35793365
How big is your baneposting folder?

>there are people USING THIS SITE, ON THIS BOARD, IN THIS THREAD who think women exist
every redpilled person knows that women don't exist and are just a Jew trick to try and get men to conform to social norms by threatening loneliness if the goyim don't do what is asked. I've never seen a vagina and neither have you. Pornos are made with synthetic parts and special affects and people who have had sex have been drugged to think the feminine penis was a vagina.

EYES : OPEN

>>35793824
I don't have one because I don't engage in newfaggot shit memes.

>vapid
99% of women are this, and the hardest pill to swallow is that 99% of men are also vapid as well

>>35793859
>I've never seen a vagina and neither have you
I have. Even put my penis in one. Felt pretty real to me.

>>35790961
It helps if you let her know you exist

For me personally (not saying this list is appropriate for anyone else):

> any tattoos or piercings, no matter how small
> dyed hair
> extroverted
> religious
> anything less than a 120 IQ
> anything less than 100% responsible
> anything less than 100% trustworthy
> not careful, not cautious
> most people rate her a 6/10 or higher
> not a virgin

Sorry about the last one, ladies, but virgin guys deserve virgin girls, and deep down in your heart you know it. And if that's a problem for you, then I can guarantee that you absolutely would not like my personality anyway, so no loss for you.

>named Maria

>is into serial killer edge culture

>does peace sign in pictures

>doesn't wear hair up

>batman fanatic (but has never read a comic)

>doesnt like you

>has bf

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>>35793885
but anon baneposting is the best meme ever

>>35790901
>She has a snapchat
>She has more than 300 friends on facebook
>Single mom
>Goes out with "friends" every weekend