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is this why robots "hate" women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RJCWeRS_Jg
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>>35835692
>I hate women because I'm not Chad and girls don't want to fuck me

Yeah pretty much, why else would we hate them?
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>the girls they show as attractive in the video are all dark skinned
Fucking jews. If they want me to take their shit seriously they should at least make it less obvious.
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No it's because vid related

https://youtu.be/g_gRCOfZ8BI

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Who /schizophrenic/ here?
No normies allowed
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Do tulpas count
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>>35835682
I infact schizophrenic
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>>35835682
How could a schizophrenic be a normie?

>tfw schizophrenic
>tfw antipsychotics make you gain weight

I'm a psychotic shut-in and I am in a relationship. It's easier to just go gay and date a guy because it's easier to get a guy then a girl.

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> mfw no qt asian gf. White females are all whores
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>>35835621
>Tfw no qt Slasian writing partner
>Tfw no qt successful Nippon mangaka gf
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>>35835621
My wife is Asian and I'm white.
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>>35835725
Fuck you, you fucking powdered doughnut

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how do you order people? what kind of taxonomy do you use?

>Army Dads
>Chads
>SJWs
>Robots
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What am I looking at here lad
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>>35835643
how do you categorize the people around you?
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i don't
years of 4chan has freed me of the desire (and capability) to do so
i see only anonymous

who here a /skeleton/

life is suffering, people look and talk to you like you're a child, women think you're disgusting, you can't perform basic physical tasks because you're too weak, not to mention it's socially acceptable to make fun of skinny guys
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I'm a skeleton but my father is a huge guy. I think my growth was stunted desu.
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>>35835589
I hate how everyone assumes I do meth or heroin.
That and when they ask if I'm anorexic.

It's so much more acceptable to be a fat fuck in this world.
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>>35835589
Meh. I have a BMI of 15 (50Kg, 1m80) and nobody ever made fun of me being skinny. Maybe it has to do with the fact that where I live being skinny/slim is seen as a sign of good health, even though it's really not.

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1. Share any problem you may have.

2. Ask any questions you may have.

3. For extended conversations, use a name right away; don't just tell me to call you Billy Boy, actually put a name in the name field, and do this right away; brownie points if you pick a name that relates to your issues.

4. Before you post, make sure I'm still around. To verify this, scroll down and look for an image that says, "Good-Bye, I will always love you," if that image is posted, that means I'm gone and will not be able to respond.

5. I may not be on for very long tonight.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201602/10-signs-narcissistic-parent

https://www.helpguide.org/articles/personality-disorders/borderline-personality-disorder.htm

http://www.blueknot.org.au/Resources/General-Information/Types-of-child-abuse
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Gone for 15 minutes.
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>>35835980

Back. From originality.
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Previous threads. I've only saved links from 8 onwards. I guess that means everything is saved somewhere.

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>>35716442

9
>>35740738

10
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/35763440#top

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>>35777773

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>>35803625

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/unifeels/ are the only thread for me edition

>how are ya'll holding up?
>any midterms coming up?
>how's that group project coming?
>are you networking yet?
>have you joined a club?
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>how are ya'll holding up?
not too good desu. skipping classes too much and not studying enough
>any midterms coming up?
three midterms this week, and haven't started studying yet
>how's that group project coming?
thankfully i don't have anymore group projects this semester
>are you networking yet?
kek no
>have you joined a club?
kek no
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>>35835501
>how are ya'll holding up?
alright. roommate is a porky gook bitch
>any midterms coming up?
possibly. im not really sure
>how's that group project coming?
poorly. two of my three group members are potheads and are sort of ruining it. pic related
>are you networking yet?
no
>have you joined a club?
no
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I have a tough analytical chemistry exam tomorrow that I need to prep for today. I spent all night drinking after I took weed butter and ephedrine so I skipped my first class today. I just need to get through this semester and I graduate.

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Anybody ever met those women whose sole purpose in life is to GIT FUCCED?

Like, maybe she wanted to be an astronomer or something, but her luscious baby-making curves basically guarantee that she'll be pregnant by 18 and abandon her dreams. Her entire fate is to have a baby inside her as quickly as possible and is inescapable.

I think this girl qualifies. Any others?
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>tfw you describe me
>brain is configured so that my sole purpose is to be impregnated
>girl (male)
Why does god make this kind of mistake
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>>35835499
Yeah, my ex gf looked like a mulatto version of this girl. Last time I heard she was pregnant at 18 by whoever she's with now.
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>>35835577
now it's your duty to drop contact info and provide nudes

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In this thread I will post quotations narrating the life of Timothy McVeigh, from his birth until his death at the age of 33.

I intend to cover:

>his childhood and family
>his school experience
>his years in the army
>his relationship with others
>his experience after leaving the army
>his crime and subsequent time in prison

Please bump to keep the thread alive if it interests you.
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On Tim's parents

>"To outside observers, they might have seemed like a mis-match. He was shy; she was boisterous. He was quiet; she loved to swap stories and jokes with friends."

__________

On Tim's father teaching his son to ride a bike

>"As Tim caught on he began to ride it by himself, though at first the boy lacked endurance for long rides. But his father found a way around the problem. He tied a rope from his bike to his son's, and spent the weekend afternoons towing Tim happily along behind him. From time to time a plant guard would come out and order them of the property, but Bill and Tim would return"

__________

On young Tim as gentle

>""He had a very gentle way with little kids and he always had a great love of animals," says Liz McDermott, a former next-door neighbor who remembers McVeigh's two cats, Tough Clyde and Shakespeare - in honor of the April 23 birthday he shared with the bard."

__________
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>>35835437
yeah sure imma bump
who is this guy tho?
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guess I'll bump

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well /r9k/
you dont do this righ?
RIGHT?
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>>35835430
I just want to be shot in the head so this suffering could end. Im ok with not reaching any of my goals in life anymore. I just wish someone would put a bullet through my skull so my body could fall and i can feel the sweet release of death and finally be back with my mom. I miss her so damn much man
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STOP WITH THIS FUCKING SPAM
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the amount of loathing self-awareness on this site never ceases to amaze me

you know everything that is wrong with you and yet you do nothing to change it

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Im in some really deep shit guys,,.

>be me
>not you
>22, living with parents, both kinda religious
>found out that i had a fetish for certain kind of shoes 8 months back
>order some
>they arrive and i start playing with them, regularly cum into them, like every other day
>they get all sticky and i try to clean them
>doesnt quite work so im just like fuck it and keep doing it, leaving the cum to dry on them
>store them in my closet behind all the bedsheets and such
>a week ago my mum comes into my room asking me if i had seen the sheets she lost some while ago
>just opens my closet, doesnt even ask me before and proceeds to search for her god damn stupid ass bedsheet nobody gives a shit about
>sitting here at my pc praying to every god there is, even satan himself, that she doesnt find any of my stuff
>literally start sweating and breathing heavily
>"everything alright? the air is so hot in here, you could open the window sometimes you know?"
>im in a deep trance by now, thinking about where im going to hang myself if she finds anything
>finds a plastic bag in which i stored everything and pulls it out
>opens it, looks at the shoes, asks me why those are even in my room and whom they belong to
>see my life flash before my eyes
>".. i .. uhm .. d-dont k-now why those are h-here heh"
>she notices something dried on it as the cum was yellow already
>starts to gag a little
>im just standing there not knowing what to say
>she looks at me with the most disgusted face i've ever seen
>in that moment i literally felt that every bit of respect she had left for me was instantly gone
>takes the bag and the shoes in it with her and leaves my room
>only crawl out of my room at night and just trying to survive off of a few bags of peanuts and some orange juice

This shit happened a week ago. I dont know if she told my dad anything, what she did with my stuff or what's going trough her head. Im disgusted about myself and everything i did.
What the hell do i do now? Kill myself?
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Lmao post a pic of the shoes
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What kind of shoes

Origami
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>>35835516
i dont know where they are, or if she even threw em away. Im going on an adventure to find them as soon as my parents fall asleep. That whole bag was worth like 500-600 euro in total, im not going to just give up on it

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Virgin walk

Discuss
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feeling extra self conscious today now, thanks OP
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>>35835482
>>35835379
I can say from personal experience that having sex did not change the way I walk, I still look lanky and awkward.

People are not out on a virgin witch hunt and they cannot find out if you are a virgin based on the way you walk

This picture is dumb and so is anyone who gives it more than a mild chuckle
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>>35835555
nice quads

However, the point is, not everyone who loses their virginity loses the virgin walk, but the vast majority of virgins have it. Also, I do know a lot of people who were 'cured' of the virgin walk when they lost their virginity

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You people like this guy to "go lift" and "just have confidence". But you and I both know he doesn't have a chance in the world. Why do we lie to ourselves and lie to this poor soul? Is it because we think it'll prevent a mass shooting? By telling him he has a chance?
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NIGGA IT'S 2017

WE ALREADY KNOW HOW IT GOES

WE GOT IT WHEN IT WAS POSTED FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WE GET IT NOW
STOOOOOOOOP
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>>35835182
thanks for posting this OP

makes me feel better about myself every time
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>>35835182
>cold dark serial killer eyes
>bad hair
>gamer t-shirt worn only by low IQ plebs
>skinny frame

Its the low IQ that would make him believe he has a chance and prevent a mass shooting.

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Lads, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Ciara. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
Ciara really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
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congrats you sound like every other person when they first discover her. nothing you said is anything I haven't heard from countless other people. realise that your feelings aren't unique and that they will pass. you have a crush on someone you don't know anything about and it will fade
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>>35835256
Why.

Why? original
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>>35835287
meant for OP (very sorry)

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IN A JACQUES GREENE LIVE MUSIC SET. AM FIRST AND ONLY PERSON IN SO FAR. NONE OF MY FRIENDS WANTED TO COME WITH. IM JUST STANDING IN THE CORNER STARING AT MY PHONE AND DRINKING A BEER HEEEEEEELPPPP ME
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Go start a conversation with the bar wench.
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>>35835174
Its a guy behind the bar but idk what to say
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Just say to her, "Hey, how's your day going?"

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