Virgin walk Discuss

feeling extra self conscious today now, thanks OP

>>35835482
>>35835379
I can say from personal experience that having sex did not change the way I walk, I still look lanky and awkward.

People are not out on a virgin witch hunt and they cannot find out if you are a virgin based on the way you walk

This picture is dumb and so is anyone who gives it more than a mild chuckle

>>35835555
nice quads

However, the point is, not everyone who loses their virginity loses the virgin walk, but the vast majority of virgins have it. Also, I do know a lot of people who were 'cured' of the virgin walk when they lost their virginity

>>35835555
>truth in quads

Its basically that people like this are probably virgins because autism isn't attractive.

>>35835782
this is part of it, but there is some truth that it goes the other way too. Awkardness can quickly melt away when someone is given validation.

someone post the lyrics, i must make a shitty recording

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a collection of stupid shit made to bait /r9k/

>>35835992
you convinced me, im reposting this

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>>35835379
>hair reacts slightly to wind, hate it
>walk with good posture because I don't want to have a hump when I'm old
>try to give people space because walking directly behind or next to people is just awkward for (I assume) both of us
>dress like a hobo
>whenever I make eye contact I keep it and then think to myself "Why?"

What type of walk is this, bros?
P.S. I have a starring contest with this one fat guy every time I go get coffee in the mornings. He always looks so angry.

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Is looking at an upward angle of 30-45 degrees at all times also a factor of the virgin walk? I've noticed myself doing it for years.

>>35835782
>>35835683
This image just combines a whole bunch of characteristics from the way a lot of people tend to walk, and then ascribes a label to it. It's fucking confirmation bias, you fools.

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This is me except the slouched pose.

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>>35836120

VALKER ALERT