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What did she mean by this?
https://youtu.be/GKFHZuCvvS4?t=16m6s
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OMG it's so empowering, tee hee, we are so strong and independent
it's soooooooooooooo different from when men talk about female sex dolls, which is super creepy and rape
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>>35840679
>women aren't allowed to enjoy the things i enjoy
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>>35840748
the hypocrisy is on the women's side retard
like always
>tfw you fantasize about hanging out with girls like Rose and just talking with them and them enjoying your company
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>>35840364
>tfw you will never lie on your couch in your pajamas having deep conversations with your 3.5/10 waifu while watching netflix
>tfw she will never cuddle with you on the bed while you play music on low
>tfw you two will never both get into the mood and start up a new mmo just to road trip the world together in the comfort of your own home.
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>>35841210
>3.5
is that seriously what youd rate her lol
imo 10/10
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>>35841547
No that's just the number I'd be able to get.
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Hey robots, question
Okay okay, don't get mad at me thinking I'm a normie or anything, but do you consider a normie failure that had chances to have a normie life but didn't jump on the opportunity to be a bigger failure than those who never had the opportunities in the first place?
That's my situation and it really seems that much more pathetic that I'm friendless and autistically (anti)social even though I was hand-fed chaddom and refuse to believe there's the chance in my subconscious to improve
Again, if I pissed anyone off I'm sorry I don't like to make people mad, it just really upsets me and I'm curious if that's even worse if you see people who had the chance easily but failed because didn't let themselves bite
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Please, I'm curious, feel free to validate my negativity
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I'm the same bro.
Some people are more afraid than others, it's ok.
A random girl from my school called me and told me I'm hot.
God basicly handed me a free chance.
Someone gave her my phone number and she actually called me.
I told her to fuck off because I was afraid she was trying to make fun of me and I was even more afraid of what would happen if she actually ment it.
today I keep ranting about why men have to do the first step and ask a girl out.
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Being pathetic is not about chances is about result.
If you're a virgin, it doesn't matter if you had 10000 chances and blew them all or if no girl ever looked at you. You're still a virgin. Being a loser is the same.
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>how old are you
>do you think pic related is realistic?
>how to improve apron it
Think of the average people and normalize it (let's not debate how high the maxima are)
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Looks like it was made by a frustrated guy who is less than 25 years old and clinging on to hope. Women have the advantage at all ages.
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>>35840297
This is absolutely correct.
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No it's a cope. It's only half-true if you manage to get a high paying job, but then they're just using you for betabux. It's not real sexual attraction.
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I feel really ill can someone help me 2017-03-27 10:27:54 Post No.35840282
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I feel really ill can someone help me
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Ok so I've had a congested nose for a while, but yesterday I sort of had a headache too, and my throat felt kind of sore. Anyway I barely slept last night because I had school work and I felt even worse today. Also in my last class of today I had to get up and go to bathroom too throw up. I was feeling light headed and dehydrated so I tried drinking water after I got back to my dorm but I threw that up. I feel pretty light headed now and am not sure if I have a fever or not.
Can any anons tell me what I should do and what I might have please?
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>>35840282
Please guys help
Djdkfjfj
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some type of food poisoning probably
did you eat anything sketchy yesterday? whenever i eat something bad i get a really bad headache, get dizzy, and throw up.
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sounds like a common cold to me, they can include nausea sometimes. drink even if you throw up most of it, you need to stay hydrated and absorb some of it in your throat already. otherwise sleep, rest and pray that its over tomorrow. you can try paracetamol to relief the inflamed throat and headaches, no shame in that.
get well!
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so this just happened to me last night and i don't know how i feel about this
i just want to preface this by saying i have never been gay before. i find women attractive and i have only been around 1 lesbian couple before
>board and lonely over the weekend
>didn't get to do anything on saturday so decide to hit up the bar for a bit
>get there and start chatting up this girl
>we have some drinks and seem to hit it off
>she agrees to come back to my apartment with me
>we start makeing out on the couch
>she grabs my hand and places it on her crotch under her skirt
>feel a throbbing cock through her(his) panties
>we stop makeing out
>"um... sorry, i wasn't sure if you would be willing to talk with me if i said something right away and then we we got along so well i wasn't sure i should say something."
>drunk and board and we had both already gotten our hopes up so i decide to go with it
>we go back to my room and take off our clothes
>lay on the bed and start sucking each others dicks
>it had a faintly musty smell and tasted kinda salty
>after a few minutes she(he) spits on her hand and starts fingering her(his) asshole
>starts begging me to fuck her(his) ass
>realy into it so i start fucking her(him)
>we fuck for a while
>bust the best nut of my life in her(his) ass
>"alright its my turn"
>refuse to let her(him) fuck my ass
>agree to suck her(him) off
>cums after a few minutes in my mouth
>can't even describe the taste but i didn't hate it
>fall asleep cuddling
>she(he) leaves the next morning leaving her phone number on my dresser
i realy don't know how i feel about this on one hand i never saw myself as gay and never wanted to be gay. on the other hand i enjoyed it and she(he) seemed realy nice
i've been very conflicted about this all day and dont know what to do.
is there any advice you guys can give me or anything?
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>>35840235
Go to lgbt and ask them.but make it less lewd
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>>35840514
thats the first place i went...
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>fucks some random tranny from a bar
you 100% just caught a std
dinosaur thread
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>>35840161
was it really a meteor crash that killed the dinosaurs?
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>>35840161
Is Godzilla a dinosaur?
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>>35840161
i like the late cretaceos period dinosaurs the most
pic related is my favorite
pic related is my favorite
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Where did all the hate for the fluffy pony originate from? 2017-03-27 10:19:30 Post No.35840143
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Where did all the hate for the fluffy pony originate from?
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for some reason i can't make this thread on the mlp board
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>>35840143
fuck off to /b/ will you please?
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>>35840157
>t. unironic manchild
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This shit has always made me feel deeply uncomfortable. I'm no internet novice. I've seen some shit, but for some reason fluffy ponies being brutalized always weirds me out
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Only Virgin In The Room 2017-03-27 10:19:25 Post No.35840141
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Who else is the only virgin in the room in practically any social situation?
>able to maintain a normie facade and pretend I contribute to society
>tfw they start talking about their sex lives
>you smile and nod
>they've never asked, so you've never said anything
>you know, someday, they're gonna figure it out
>someday the fact that you've never fucked anyone will come and bite you in the ass
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Yeah. My peers are 22-27. I'm 24. One friend has a little brother, his peers are 17-20, I'm like the only virgin out of the bunch, but we rarely speak on it, though I own my virginity and don't give one fuck so no one gives me shit for it.
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>>35840141
I did manage to get that of my chest but it changed nothing. Seeing my miserable life compared to others still isolates me and my mask takes over, making the real "me" irrelevant
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>>35840141
one of my favorite people, a good friend of mine, is 26 and a virgin. i just don't think he really cares that much, he barely puts any effort into trying to get laid and the last time he went on a date i remember she was pretty cute.
ive had sex many times but i think if you judge someone for their sex life you're being really shitty. everyone does different things with their lives, and while sex is fun i think there are loads more things that are more fun to do with another person, or at least as fun
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ITT: Normies feel our pain 2017-03-27 10:18:15 Post No.35840117
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ITT: Normies feel our pain
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Post pics, stories, and what else about revenge that you had on a normie.
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I was a beta orbiter for some roastie for two or three months. We talked every day and I thought I really had a shot with her, but then she started kissing some other guy right in front of me at a party. She claimed she didn't know I liked her, apologised loads, begged me to give her another chance, etc. Next time I spent some time with her a bunch of other beta orbiters started fighting amongst themselves over her, then when we went to a party afterwards she ignored me the entire time.
I just stopped talking to her after that and she started begging me not to be mad and to talk to her and not to ignore her and etc, but I was out of patience. She still gets super excited every time she sees me, and she is a nice girl, but I can't help but feel smug that she got fat and dropped out of college while I continued having a reasonably happy life.
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>>35840275
>reasonably happy life
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
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Bumping this thread. Would love to here the stories anyone has. I wish I could get revenge on normies.
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Which of these is worse?
>losing your virginity to a prostitute/escort that you pay money
>losing your virginity for free but it's with a trap/tranny
h-hypothetical, of course
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>>35840101
I would much rather fuck a trap/tranny but that's just me. I think if they're passable the trap/tranny for sure is the better option.
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welp you would be only a non-virgin in a gay way
if that is enough for you then go for it
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>>35840101
Prostitute. The prostitute won't love you, but the trap/tranny might.
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Now that the dust has settled. Are you really a virgin walker?
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>>35840090
I'm not a virgin and I walk like this. It's kind of just an awkward person walk and I'm hella awkward.
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>walks too fast
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Those are the only things that apply to me, And the headphones argument is bullshit 'cause everyone wears headphones these days ffs.
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No, ever since I started walking on my heels, my life has changed.
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Hentai gave me major depression, erectyle dysfunction and stole three years of dating experience from me. Stay clean.
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>>35840065
Lol how much of a loser do you have to be for that to happen
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>>35840078
It was easy, so I fled into this world without criticism and pleasure. There I was a godly being. I had power and the girls that bullied me all my life were just toys that I could use at will.
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When I realized that it all was a lie, I started to despise them even more. I couldn't stand not being able to reach them and thus I started to feel pleasure. I gave in to them, my self esteem went downhill and I gradually fapped to more and more weird stuff until netorare destroyed the me I was once. In the end I was only a shadow of my original human being. A craving demon out of immoral darkness.
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I just fucked my sexy girlfriend doggystyle with my 4 in penis and nutted inside her. Then i fingered her til she squirted and then she told me she was the luckiest girl in the world and say thank you and i love you.
I'm not attractive and I have a small dick and I'm a college student with 1200 in his bank account so im not rich
how does it feel to know that you all are so devoid of personality and hope that you're letting scum like me move up the foodchain?
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>>35840035
As long as I have my degenerate porn games I'm ok tbqhwy
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>>35840074
Superdeepthroat is pretty nice
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>>35840035
>4 in penis
You're good man, keep it up. I'll just sit here peeing my pants with laughter
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>jack off
>regret it because refractory period and having to wait another week to build up peak testosterone
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>>35839998
>not unironically eating the cum after jacking off to spare yourself from post fap depression
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>>35839998
It's a complex feeling
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>>35839998
IKTF ANON, IKTF! I'm just waiting for life to get better but I don't think that'll happen any time soon.