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Heres a fairly trivial subject thats been bothering me for a while that most people dont stop to think or give a fuck about, but its so ingratiating its enough to send me into a flying rage. Maybe I don't get enough shit to do in life. Anyway. I was at a coffeehouse today, AND I GOT SHUSHED, like in Sunny in Philadelphia. Motherfucker claimed my phone was too loud when it was low volume. In the meantime, there was all sorts of loud background noises, conversations and music and he had no bother with those. I get singled out however. And this hippie faggot was on Facebook doing NOTHING of importance. And it got me thinking.

What the fuck is the deal with these faggots who have turned this place, once a veritable place of loud winding discussions and hotbeds of social change into essentially a second office space and library? Why the fuck can't these people go home or go to the library and do work there?

When the fuck did this paradigm shifting faggotry happened with the cafe? What's next? The bar? The park? Basketball court?

Why are these faggots parking their overpriced asses with their fucking laptops and mobile devices doing NOTHING of importance, and enforcing this bullshit rule of silence?

Who are these bastards? Where do they come from? I wanna know. Seriously. That shit pisses me off. Theres this culture of high minded prissiness thats infecting culture like a disease. And its making us miserable effete losers.

What are your thoughts?
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>>35861569
This LARGELY depends on the venue. In my town there are shops that are like that but there are also louder more casual cafes
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>>35861569
why don't you use headphones if you want to play music/video on your phone
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Blasting music or a show or what have you when you're by yourself is something only the hoodest of niggers do. On the other hand, shushing is, as you say, some really faggot-tier prissiness. So it sounds like you were both being obnoxious cunts. But that comes with the territory. I don't go to a bar and complain about drunks.

>n-no i was playing at low volume
Whatever Darnell.

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>mom opened the annual candydoII delivery gift box
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she must be sad to have you as a son
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>>35861548
What is this exactly? Did she eat your candy or something?
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>dad found the dragon diIdo

This is it lads.

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Zdravo, my fellow serboos!

This is a thread to discuss everything Serbia and why we love this great kebab removal nation because we love Srbija!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyLW3F6W44
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ubi hrvata da siptar nema brata
sve je to srbija
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Zdravo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHSGSWKO_WA
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Zelim umrijeti u snu.

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Stop orbiting edgy pieces of shit
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>>35861527
dont post edgy pieces of shit
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>>35861527
Just don't choose to be attractive. No matter what you do.
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>>35861527
thats a nice chair

i want to have that chair

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Why haven't you foreveralones grown proper facial hair yet? Clean shaven guarantees being forever alone.

Be a man already.
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I just shaved after forever today, obviously gonna grow it back
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i have bad facial hair genes. i have orange and black hair in it. the hair is in patches.
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>>35861485

I can't grow proper facial hair. Looks like dirt on my face. Also, that beard looks fucking terrible, but I guess whatever you gotta do to hide those big fat cheeks and multiple chins.

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Why don't you just become musicians? Kids today don't care if your voice sucks
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My next album is called "Taking A Fat Shit"


It's going to be a 76 minute long auditory shitpost, a well needed break from noise.
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>>35861388
Bump for interest
And musik
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Its really really really hard

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>isolated
>hide pain under a casual attitude, pretending not to care
>want to cry but can't

who else?
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I used to know that feel until not long ago.

Now I don't want to cry but I can't help it. The pain is overbearing. The huge regret mixed with that voice inside my head saying "I should really fucking kill myself" every five minutes and the permanent drunkenness make it hard to not break down every so often.
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>>35861338
It's like im in limbo im so close to death
No friends, no job, never really been intimate with anyone, don't see a future

I feel so trapped, i dont think i can ever get out of this because it's my natural personality that causes this
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Used to get sad by thoughts of loneliness but now all I do is school vidya and workout since it's like a natural anti depressant. Leaves me contempt desu.

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>Get jewed into wanting to look like a girl
>Still can't bring myself to actually like guys
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I bet you blame your jungler for not ganking your lane too, shitter.
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>>35861177
>Get jewed into wanting to look like a girl
>Like guys
>Still can't bring myself to transition
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you can still be a trans lesbian

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I went to the store with my friend who's even more of a robot than me yesterday.

The girl at the register was riniging me up and she just asks "how are you" "good" I say and she just says oh and finishes up

I walked up the door and waited on my friend who was also getting stuff. She said a bunch of stuff to him and started laughing and he barely says anything and she keeps laughing and making jokes and talking

Wtf..

She fat and ugly but wtf...
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>>35861166
Fuck you guys. I'm so sick of being an outsider. I'm the one guy that isn't counted as human. You guys aren't even robots.
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>>35861166
Maybe the other dude is more talkative and friendly than you?
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>>35861428
Why can't I be friendly and talkative. Why.

Whywhywhywvywhywhywhywhywhy

Why am I such a fucking robotic piece of shit. I literally don't even feel emotions I just process shit like a computer forced to be alive

WHY

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Is sucking dick fun? Can you explain what you like about it if so?
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>>35861108
It's the closest you can be to someone without eating them
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>>35861108
It's not fun, it's just an instinct to please the other person although it's also arousing
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>>35861674
Surely it's fun if it's arousing?

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Have you ever sat down and tried to feel all you can feel?

I think most of you are on this board, or play vidya or watch anima, in order to escape feeling anything, you just want to be numb and perpetually distracted by inane bullshit.

Sit down somewhere, away from your computer. Close your eyes, breathe deeply, ignore the thoughts rattling around in your head and instead pay attention to the physical sensations in your body, and let the feels take over. You don't think about the sensations that you have, you don't label them as good or bad, you just allow them to surface and then experience them.

It'll probably hurt, maybe you'll cry a lot. I have. But by doing this the feelings run their course, you're then free from them and there's a feeling of relief. Because resisting and suppressing the feels is what keeps them there, lurking in your subconcious and fucking everything up for you.

The deeper you dig with this stuff, the more feels you drain from the swamp of your subconcious. I've found old memories pop up, and you get to the root of why you're actually so fucked up, and a step closer to not being so fucked up.
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I've done it, made me genuinely happy and accepting of the loser I am.
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>>35861066
what to do if you got tinnitus then?
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>>35861386
Same. It made me realize that no matter what I do to try to make life better for myself, it will never magically make others respect and accept me. I'll always be a defective retard that should have been aborted.

Most people on this board could succeed if only they could push their brains to make the executive decision to get up off their asses and apply just a little effort.

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Wow, look at that, three White hate threads up at once and the mods don't do shit to take them down. What ever happened to Global Rule 3? Honestly I should thank you guys, you might have convinced me to get off of this shitty site. Seriously though mods, can you please get on this.

Also, /r9k/ users, please have some sense and don't respond to these threads. Just report them and leave. You guys are getting baited so easily.
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>>35861046
it's one white nigger apologist making all those threads
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>>35861046
you're just a mad, cracker.
Your time is up whitey.
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>>35861070
I just don't get why the mods don't ban these people. These threads have no value. Starting to think (((they))) are running this site now

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>what's up you beautiful bastards

Worst youtube
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>>35860978
it's the thumbnails that get me

What the fuck is this face and why does he make it in every thumbnail
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dude im kinda left-centrist but ambiguously lol
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>>35860978

I remember seeing this dude fagging up youtube back in the good old days of 2007.

cancer then, still cancer now.

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>We are police detectives! Open up, anon! We have a warrant to inspect your harddrives!

Reaction?
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weIl?

origiweII
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>>35860941
>Quickly unmount encrypted drives in truecrypt
>let them do their job
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Go ahead officers I have nothing to hide.

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Literally what are you supposed to when someone close to you is crying but you don't feel anything?
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>>35860937
I just continue what I was previously doing. It's like leaving an answer blank on a test, they say you should do something, even if it isn't right, but I just can't be bothered to do that.
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>>35860937
Do you know how to act like you care? That usually makes them feel better and they stop
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>>35860984
Yeah and then you fail the test.
>>35861524
No unfortunately. The problem is that if I don't provide emotional support now I'll lose points and that won't be beneficial at all.

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