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>>35904696

Golding Outlandish

Brother, sonny,
What is on the agenda today?

>>35904696
Sequence.
So whats up today, senpai?

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Ready steady

I'm excited for the upcoming bake sale. I think my lemon squares should sell well.

>>35904689
Short answer: no.

Long answer: If you are raised around promiscuous women, you are more likely to have a big dick and balls. The reason being that your body recognizes that it needs to compete with more males for your sperm to make it to the holy land.

Gorillas have 1 inch dicks because they don't have to compete with other gorilla males sperm because you just need to be strong to do that and maintain a harem full of bitches.


Now, if you didn't get enough Lutenizing Horomone and follicle-stimulating hormone and GnRH. These horomones are the triggers that get you to make your balls work which makes you make Testosterone. LH, FSH, GnRH are what will give you a big dick in puberty. Too much fatty tissue causes a reduction in LH, FSH, GnRH so guys that were fat through puberty and after will often have low T.

>>35904689
In utero? Absolutely, its a factor along with exposure to other maternal hormones during gestation
During puberty? Also yes, growth hormone is also of importance here. Which is why boys who either start puberty way late or not at all are given these hormones to facilitate proper pubertal development, penis included.
In latent adulthood? Not really, its true that tranny dicks and balls start to degenerate and shrink with decreased testosterone, but that's probably more to do with estrogens being pumped into them.

>>35904793
This. Make sure your kids get proper nutrition too. Kidney beans every day, broccoli too for inhibiting estrogen. Make them lift weights and run daily. Lots of protein.

I know my shit

Bbut m-muh biology and it's natural for men to be polygamous!

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I don't even know what to say anymore... this is how far we've come

>>35904787
>reads an article by a openly unstable person
>this is how far we've come
God I hate /pol/ retards so much. Might wanna read more. Society was always degenerate. And if a guy fucking more than one girl is the low point for you you're in for a tough time reddit.
Fuck off /pol/ddit

Saged.

They're better than American senators.

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>hating weeaboos
>on a website made by a weeb goon to discuss anime
This smug anime girl is just for you

I think God by my side every time I said no to anime. And I thank Him for that every day

>>35904595
choose writing trainspotting on your mirror and taking a shit picture of it

Whats up with her retarded pose?

>>35904636
Is it a JoJo reference

wat i do?

Who knows?

Theres no pill to take for two weeks and be done, theres no remedy to make it go away, and theres not much other than to "fight it".

Mine was especially bad last fall could barely get out of bed I would just lay there in the dark like some hibernating bat. At least now I have the energy to get to class most days.

Wish you the best anon.

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>>35904545
>>35904641
Hang in there, I still suffer from depression but finding something I enjoy doing makes it a lot easier. Just find something small that you can do to make yourself feel happy and I promise you things will get better over time
<3

>>35904519
Yes if they're Chads. Then it doesn't even matter if they actually can play it.

Take steroids, get some new clothes, get laid

It's easy man, meme your way to wherever you need my man

No. It's just another status symbol. I've met numerous Chads who have guitars in their room and they've never, ever touched them. It's basically just a prop for them.

I'd rather have Isreal than Palestine

>>35904474
>go on /mlp/
>post steven universe discussion thread

watch bronies get buttblasted

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>>35904474
I do this thing where I go on /pol/ and claim people in western europe should convert to islam because the western civilization will collapse no matter what so it's better to join the winning side, and at the same time I mock muslims that islamic system makes your country weak
it's fun really

my right to have a gf, by Chad

>>35904476
not a right, nigga

Will I ever prove that they were???

"K"
Dad

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>Kia Ora! The days may be getting shorter with daylight saving ending this weekend, but your data credit doesn't need to. Get a huge 1GB of data for a fiver! Yep, stay plugged in all weekened long for just $5. Bonus data lasts 7 days. Reply YES before 03Apr17 to get it. /2400

My second to last text recieved is the same number. Same with third, actually.

>>35904485
My provider telling me I can now call my dad

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>>35904431
I prioritized my future husband's goals over my own.

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>Can't give up on dreams if you don't have any in the first place

>>35904472
Why did he leave you then?

Fuck off and be thankful that you habe parents that don't just cook shit.

>>35904352
Please kill yourself
Organ no

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If you want to have junk food.. there is a market for healthy junk food...

Get out.

Do so very originalIy

Very nice or very terrible.

>>35904281
you are talking like you are forced to do so

also are u the girl?

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>>35904230
To each their own, OP

I'm happy for you, dude

SSRIS did nothing but sedate me.

>>35904230
Well gratz you are one of the few people they work on. For most people SSRIs either do nothing or come with horrific side effects that may never fully go away even after stopping.

Adderall, weed, skipping meals.

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>>35904228
>lose the weight
>weed

>>35904269

learn how it effects your metabolism and then come back to me. I lost so much weight smoking weed. Helps gain muscle too