>Be depressed >Take SSRIs >Work is now tolerable >Food

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>>35904230
To each their own, OP

I'm happy for you, dude

SSRIS did nothing but sedate me.

>>35904230
Well gratz you are one of the few people they work on. For most people SSRIs either do nothing or come with horrific side effects that may never fully go away even after stopping.

>>35904359
Well that's what they're designed to do. Why fix your problems when you can just take the pharmacological jew and numb yourself to them? Go ahead goy, we're writing prescriptions left and right. All you have to do is buy this product for the rest of your life.

Oh, what's that? You're afraid you'll get fat and your dick will stop working? Don't worry. After a week or two of having your eggs scrambled, you won't care that you're a submissive beta male with a bulging waistline and broken pecker.

where do i start and get these drugs
i think i need them

>>35904731
Go to a doctor and say you're depressed

They make you fill out a test. If you get double digits on the test (if you're a robot you will) they'll prescribe you meds.

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>>35904230

>When SSRIs don't preform better than placebos in clinical trials

>>35904731
https://patient.info/doctor/patient-health-questionnaire-phq-9

>tfw too embarrassed to go to a psychiatrist

>>35905458
They ask you what you masturbate to kek

>>35905862
Do they? Really?

Thats odd, would I have to tell them?

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>>35905951
maybe and no
hes just trolling
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>>35905951
Yeah, I told them I jerk off to porn and he asked where and I said xhamster. He nervously laughed and asked me to clarify that I was watching people having sex.

>>35905951
You don't have to answer truthfully to anything.

I've been taking SSRIs for about a year now and the greatest thing about them isn't the sedating factor but the fact that you get incredibly vivid dreams. It's crazy how real they feel, sometimes in the dreams, I feel as though I'm experiencing the noumena. But because its your own cognitions, the dreams are magically straight-forward. No more confusion in emotions or social constructs. I feel like a normie in my dreams.

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>>35906016
>>35906037
>>35906012

I doubt that I would the same meds that you have due to me living in europoor.

Probably they do not even ask me for what I fap to here.

>>35906037
Yeah, this is true. I never had vivid dreams until now.

I listened to a few of those erotic hypnosis files and one night (while I wasn't listening to one) I had a dream that I was put into a trance by a hypnodomme, felt myself enter a state of sleep paralysis and had a lucid dream where a succubus was riding my cock.

>>35906072
My meds are poorfag meds. My insurance covers it.

>>35906100
Strangely, my dreams are never sexual.

>>35906238
>tfw you have insurance and get the $2/pill ones

>>35905413
What kind of doctor do I need to go to?

>take antidepressants
>stomach totally crashes
>can't seem to focus on anything
>all kinds of emotions are gone making me a zombie

Naah i rather be depressed than taking the antidepressant jew

>>35907147
A general practicioner at a clinic

Then they will refer you to a some kind of psychiatric doctor who can diagnose and proscribe you the meds.

Then you can just show up to a regular doctor and ask for refills.