Been taking my CAVEMAN and SUPER MALE VITALITY from infowars. Could I pass as Chad?
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I.. I think it's working! Alex was right!
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>that brutal circumcision
rip, why even bother with sex?
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>Live in America
>Circumsized like most other men here
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>Go to a different movie theater than usual
>It doesn't sell tendies
What kind of theater chain doesn't sell tendies or even a pizza/burger? What am I supposed to eat?
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>>35984071
Absolutely horrific. Where you with your mummy or where you alone?
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>>35984071
>eating food in a theatre
try eating at home, son.
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>>35984071
Why would you eat in a theater? It's overpriced and trash food. Sneak some candy in your pocket if you must. On a date with my gf a large popcorn and drink is something I'll do if she wants me to but that's $14 when the two tickets were only $19. I'm not even poor, I'm just not stupid.
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What you robots need are hammocks
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>>35984022
What's a hammock without a gf to cuddle with?
worthless
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>>35984034
>cuddling in a hammock
Uncomfortable as fuck. Hammocks are for singles
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hammock me
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The military can save you.
Join today.
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>>35984017
RE-4.
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>>35984017
o-only reason i'd have joining the military i-is wanting to get penetrated by m-military male cock
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Unable to join, I have mental disorders.
who here picks at their skin habitually?
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>>35983966
How old mork
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>>35983966
>mfw picking skin when i saw this
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Apparently the chest scars really easily. I can't even get anything out of being /fit/ now because if I take off my shirt people will ask what horrible accident happened to me.
Still can't stop though.
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What does /r9k/ think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td88z08a_4c
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TLDR: The Video
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>>35983952
tell me what you think of it.
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>>35983952
fuckoff back to tumblr please. you dumb fucking cunt. FUCK YOU.
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Just want you to know, if you're feeling like suicide
I care about you.
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oh yeah? then what's my name
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Why do people think that telling depressed people that they care about them is going to make a difference? I guess it might guilt them out of suicide, but it really doesn't help resolve the underlying issues.
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>>35984173
Chrisnichcaldj
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I have completely and utterly given up on life. I officially do not have any directions or hopes in life. AMA and general apathy thread
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>>35983785
Bulged my disc trying to get fit. I've officially quit, only thing I care about is anime and piano drums. I want to blow my brains out when Mummy croaks
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>>35983785
What caused it? I gave up in my teens, and it turns out it wasn't just a phase.
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>>35983846
How far did you get anon? I recently have lost a lot of weight and became more confident, but I just don't care anymore, it didn't have any results
Would you eat Prime J-Lo's asshole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WIsnC-h1d0
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Well I mean why not?
Rimjobs
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>>35983803
can you handle all of that ass?
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no, spics are disgusting. she has to go back.
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>be the son of white-collar, upper-middle class parents living in Los Angeles suburb
>move to rural Washington State for college
>meet hippie girl
>start dating hippie girl
>gets me into Grateful Dead
>happiest four years of my life fly by
>break up during last semester
>graduate and get job soon after
>have to move to busy SoCal city for job
>lose all contact with hippie girl
>haven't heard anything from her in years
>realize she forgot me long ago
>still have dreams where we are together
>watch Inherent Vice a few days ago and cry
>called off work this past Friday and calling off tomorrow as well because it won't stop
Do you ever wish one goof thing that happened in your past had just never happened?
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Yeah, I can relate. Why the breakup?
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>>35983721
I was about to graduate and even had a job lined up and she was still behind in school because she would only take 1-2 classes a semester.
I wanted us to get serious and move in together and start planning the rest of our lives but she wanted to be a kid for longer.
I wish I had been a kid for longer too.
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>>35983721
I've never approached or shown interest in a girl IRL or had any do so towards me, let alone dated or done anything sexual with one. 24 years old.
Is this better than experiencing love temporarily?
Post em if ya got em.
I'll start.
Twice fried ribs
Cabbage slaw
Cowboy beans (w'smokey bacon)
Mac n cheese
Corn n peppars
I also have some oven blasted broccoli. Will post later. With beer.
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>>35983688
No pic but I got a pepperoni and cheese pizza and some orange juice. Spending my time with youtube and vidya.
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Oven blasted broccoli
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With beer
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>be me
>real dad walked out when i was 1
>get step dad at age 4
>he was awesome and in the army
>he would send me stuff from over seas
>only got to see him like 2 months out of the year
>when i was 14 he came home for a little while
>he was the best i treated him like he was my real dad since he raised me
>war left a mark on him though
>he had really bad PTSD
>he saw me graduate high school
>he went back after 4 years to make money
>he was walking down to the shooting range one day and a terrorist shot him and 2 other guys
>i mourned his loss for months
>live with my mom going to college
>i try to focus on my education
>2 years after his death i come home and we were robbed
>they stole his uniform and all the stuff he gave me and this is the only thing i have left
>it fell behide my dresser so they didn't take it thankfully
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I feel you, I too have been robbed of stuff I loved
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>they stole his uniform
For what fucking purpose? What value what something like that even have to a robber?
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>>35984040
idk but there worthless scum for it
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h3h3 got hacked? Any info robots?
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>>35983535
yes I do have some info.back to /b/ faggot
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>>35983578
My thoughts exactly, anon. HIVE MIND!
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I think that was there April Fools joke, iDubbbzTV did it too
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is this allowed on this board?
Looking to meet someone in 215 area, 420 friendly.
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fuck off to /soc/, or better yet reddit
>the state of 4chan in 2017
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lol alabama
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go to soc you fuckstick
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Why so sad robots? I went through every stage possible, and I realized that there really is no need to be unhappy unless you have it absolutely horrible. I'm a virgin myself, since you guys consider it such a bane.
I am slightly religious, and I've learned to love all fellow human beings who don't want to hurt anyone, and I love people. I love God, and love you guys.
I used to dwell here but now I live a happy life. I'm not cured of the many mental illnesses I have, and sometimes the thoughts get to me. I may need a short break, but I do as much as I can for it not to affect my daily life.
Please, if you can't love others learn to love yourself.
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>>35983497
>there really is no need to be unhappy
Of course there's not a need, it's just a natural consequence of the way people live in the modern world.
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>>35983497
tell me what your age is, what your mental illnesses are and how they affected your life.
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>>35983497
you're just like my friend who was as he said "nothing" then became friendly to everyone. Whenever im with him walking around campus we always pass by one of his friends. Every single time. I dont even know why im friends with him. i feel so out of place.
He's also very religious. Tried to convert me to Christianity once.