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I'm so fucking lonely holy shit
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>>36221995
Talk to your friends then.
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>>36222021
I have none.
originale
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>>36222064
Well then

You should get some

And a girlfriend while you're at it

Chop chop

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>Be me, coffee addict
>Spend like $20 a week on coffee alone
>Girl (male) that works at the Starbucks I go to daily is horribly unpassable tranny
>Notice this and devise evil scheme
>Always be sure to call her "ma'am"
>She mistakes this as kindness, one morning asks if I'd like to hang out
>Say yes cuz part of plan
>She thinks we're good pals now, gives me free coffee every morning

Trannies are so easy to manipulate
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>inb4 op gets raped by a tranny
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>>36221839
Awww that's qt
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>being mean to another robot
I hope you feel bad when you're drinking that coffee

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Let's have a positive thread, recommending to other anon stuff that has making us feel better/stuff that is simply nice.

>The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge
>The first of a series of books devoted to teaching you how to live a life filled by positive, operating Will without any self help - the Plato of contemporary society, for what is worth, if you read any one of these books without contempt you'll find a wealth of ideas to improve your personal behaviour and will ("personal power"), condensed in very effective metaphors. Highly reccomend to read it alongside Nietzsche and Spinoza.
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Please, let's have a thread in which we do something but hating each other's guts.

>Calibro 35 - Calibro 35
>A meshing of jazz, funk and prog rock, a cover album of Italian poliziottesco/giallo soundtracks, I'm fairly sure you won't find anything groovier on the entire internet. Not for a party, but after a few beers and a blunt this is going to be your most faithful companion.
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i wanted to like these books. its a crock of shit though, you know that right? some dude in the desert meets up with some native american shaman, and he learns how to shape shift, alter reality, have superhuman powers, all kinds of other new agey bullshit
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>>36222121
Of course they're a crock of shit, if we come at them from a empirical epistemology - that doesn't change the fact they're some of the most poignant, more covert "self-help" I've ever read.

You don't need to believe in Don Juan, Mescalito, sorcery or allies to gain something from them - these books are a masterclass in trying to focus your own will towards an aim, a point, even if you don't know it. They try to teach about the unity of Being (which, as philosophy goes, has never been taught so cogently) and its consequences.

Their truth is of small consequence: I don't care for Castaneda to have born (who's Don Juan again?), but the words these farcical figures uttered on the vast background of some inexistent chaparral, those are going to stay with me, haunting, forever.

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Where were you when it was officially confirmed once and for all that traps are a heterosexual fetish?
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In my room, having sex with my gf.
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>>36221755
in my room on all fours, fucking myself in the ass with a flashlight
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>>36221774
would that have been your gf (male) by any chance?

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>get unfavorable grade on chem exam
>course grade taking bad hit
>start contemplating dropping out
>still a chance that I can pass though
>motivation for chem drops
>can't give two shits about hydrolysis of salts or acid-base reactions
>still want to try to pass
>equally want to drop out

Goddamnit why did things have to end up like this
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Sounds like you have AIDS.
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>>36221742
Am I'm taking Chemistry too. This is how I pass all of my exams.
I take adderall and remind myself that if I fail a course (especially a major one), I'll kill myself.
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>>36221742
I'm in a similar situation
>senior
>need to take 2 sciences
>first chem went fine
>I've been failing the second one since the beginning of the semester
>too late to drop, not gonna graduate on time
killing myself would really stick it to the prof though

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How the hell does someone live through a shot gun blast like this? Like if you were standing inside of a hospital, held a shotgun 45 degrees through your mouth upward wouldbt you die instantly and even though theres doctors all around you woulv they be able to save you? i just dont pucture it happening so please tell me if im wrong.

so how does this happen and whats the way this doesnt happen
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He became a physical meme.

Jesus.
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I'm no doctor, but it looks like he aimed the gun more toward his face. He needed to aim for more important bits like the brainstem.
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>>36221684
Better question is: how in the fuck did plastic surgeons do such a HORRIBLE job? A lot of that can be fixed. They must've not been getting paid enough or something. Take some fucking pride in your work. Modern physicians make me sick. Incompetent, lazy retards.

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Hey bros,
i need your advice. There is this really cute guy i have a crush on for 2 years now and we were friends most of the time but i said to him i want to go further and then we kind of didnt talk for a long time until he messaged me and wanted to meet up again out of the blue and then we started talking again.
He said he wanted a deeper friendship as well and that he is sorry it ended on us kind of going our own ways. We casually met up 1 time after that but it was still kind of weird for both of us. Now we agreed on meeting up again at his place because his family is on vacation so noone but us is there on that day. He said we could chill and talk and that he told noone about this and i am kind of confused what to think now.
I made hints i want to do something more than chilling and he said we will see how everything will go etc. Should i even bother coming or do you think i have a chance?
And in case you wondered, i am a dude
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What do you have to lose? Sure you should go anon <3
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>>36221986
The thing is i never told him i love him but we both know and i dont think he is gay so he might just want to talk to put me down gently :/
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>>36222375
Maybe, maybe that's the best thing for you?

Either way, going there you either get your qtpi bf, or you get let down easy and you can move on to finding you're qtpi bf else where.

Anon, go it's the best move forward

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Reverting back to making more music threads because last one was comfy and I got decent recommendations.
So what are you listening to robots?
Feel free to discuss anything you'd like.
I'm tuning into vidya tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYwChN0tfM
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>>36221634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfymXybW528
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https://youtu.be/oeSyAgUvwHI
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>>36221658
This is qt, I like it.

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Austists only.

List your:

Age
Sex
Country/state
Interests
Username

No dirty shit just talk :^]
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I thought this was /r9k/ not /soc/
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video games, anime, economics/politics
knightbell5
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>>36221571
/soc/ is too filled with normies :^[

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i've received a package, /r9k/

care to guess what's inside?
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>>36221466
Return it to its rightful owner faggot.
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it's marihuanasnas
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>>36221484
incorrect. try again

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>will have sex in one hour
>severe impotence
Embarassment incoming, not even 3 tablets of viagra will save me
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>>36221447
try cialis
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>>36221599
Did it a few times, almost no effect
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>>36221605
Interesting. Are you certain you're male?

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If you were the father of two pornstars, what would you do?
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>>36221424
probably fap like a degenerate.
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>>36221424
Take a 15% cut
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I would try to not think about it.

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Was /pol a mistake?
I feel as if giving them their own little corner to fester and salivate was a horrible mistake
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>>36221390
It's all a mistake. This site is leaking degeneracy from every corner.
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>>36221390
yes it was. moot didn't tolerate it but hiro is too dumb to care
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NIGGERS GET OFF MY BOARD

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Who else has an immense fetishism for skirts? Not even short skirts, just skirts generally; I actually prefer that they not be too short. Something about flowing skirts, they just instantly make even a plain woman so much more attractive, and I always get a little excited when I see a woman wearing one. It's the same with scrunchies and hair ribbons, too.
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>>36221324
Yeah.
Too short is eh, and too long is eh.
But that middle ground is the best thing ever
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>>36221324
skirts are the best
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- Bump -

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just to make sure

find the differential of = finds the derivative of an expression

while

differentiate = find the rate of change at a point on the curve

can any maths anon help me out? I'm trying to document my shitty program for a project and I want to use the right words
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>>36221265
yes differential and derivative are interchangeable jargon pretty much.
differential calculus = evaluating derivatives of functions
integral calculus = evaluating integrals (anti derivatives) of functions
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>>36221355
okay thanks anon!

originitium
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>>36221265
You're taking the same thing, derivative functions, just whether or not you leave it as a function or you have an X value you are computing for.

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