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Dubs decide what I fap to. No gay trap or anime. thread #5
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>>36945636
Gay trap anime
not original kek
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>>36945636
your own mortality
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>>36945655
OP IS A FAG AND BTFO
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we support, follow, share, and give constructive criticism to eachother on various websites for music sharing such as Bandcamp, Soundcloud, Youtube, and more.
Post a link to your site(s) and other anons follow/share/give feedback.
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https://youtu.be/HAGPJk8Hch4
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Just made this. I love a cute beat.
https://youtu.be/QAXTFlYKl5A
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>>36945832
that's comfy as fuck
original copy pasta
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*Pulls you over*
*Taps window with bat*
Wagie...do you know how fast you were wagecucking? License and registration please!
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i know everyone else hates this thread but i find it really funny lol
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>>36945624
It's the best thing on r9k tho
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>>36945560
Time to fire up audacity and make this shit.
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>be in school help/charity class
>filled with normies but take it because it helps me get more social interaction
>appear pretty normal on the outside, tall, not horridly ugly, decent shape
>make edgy jokes a lot that normalfags laugh at, get invited to parties
>basically, most people in the class don't see me as that much of an outsider
>fast forward
>today
>Absent last class, teacher gets in front of class, says she wants people who were absent last class to talk about the discussion of last class
>its about first dates
>go around the room, everyone has normal stories, how they went out for a date in middle school with a chad or stacy
>teacher seems to skip some people, hope that will happen to me
>she glares towards me, I look back trying my best to communicate with my eyes that I do not want to share
>"Anon, what about you?"
>blush
>start mumbling
>can't even lie about it now, everyones taken the hint
>admit I've never been on a date
>start getting looks of pity, some people laugh, teacher just stares
>teacher asks if I'm just afraid to ask girls out, basically asking me to call myself a pussy in front of the class
>say no, stutter and start sweating, heart is pounding
>"Well, t-that's okay, what would be your ideal first date then?"
>first try to dodge the question, say no, she edges me on
>make some half-assed edgy joke in response, some normies laugh mostly out of pity
Seriously guys, it just really fucking sucked. I am finally laid fucking naked before all, I can't hide it anymore, I had no fucking choice. I am angry but there's nothing I can do. I graduate in a month, so I won't need to see these fuckers ever again in just a few weeks, but seriously, this shit should not be allowed in public schools. What should I do about this feel, lads?
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>>36945477
I am sorry to hear that anon. Pretty dick move on your teachers part. Anyway, I am sure your classmates wont bother with it, if they do they're immature.
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>>36945477
>inb4 op gets asked out by all the homos in his school
They think you gay bruh
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>>36945477
>>36946312
Probaly this dude, get you boipucci ready
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who else /brown eyes/ here? 2017-05-11 08:01:48 Post No.36945445
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who else /brown eyes/ here?
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>always wanted blue eyes to go with my blonde hair
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>>36945445
dude, girls love brown eyes, they say that they are masculine. blue eyes are not actually blue but actually a defect, they are also recessive (weak)
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>>36945445
>brown eyes dark brown hair but white
feels good desu. i don't want to be part of the cultural weirdness that comes with being an aryan white man
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>>36945445
>tfw blue eyes are the most common eye colour in your country
would kill for green eyes
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>tfw this is the reality
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>>36945428
>I'm far left nightmare
Good thing I'm a wizard
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>tfw on mega nightmare new game+
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>chad
>hard
fuck off this is chad propaganda
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what if the best looking people are having it harder than us robots? pic very related.
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>>36945219
>(1)
Is this a joke?
**original comment nu 4chan bullshit**
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>>36945219
yeah fucking right. it's because you're black, sweetheart. black guys just want to smash, white guys don't want to damage their reputation
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>single mother
Found your problem honey.
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>killed over 50 women
>married 3 times
And we can't even get gfs.
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People who fuck dogs to death can get girlfriends while you can't.
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>>36945196
want to read his wiki but to lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTQiXU7qoxY
@ 3:04 his name gets mentioned
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On the flipside he did have a low IQ so... role-model for brainlets?
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What's post on this site has made you laugh the hardest
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Not sure why but this made me chuckle a lot
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not number 1 but i fucking died seeing this
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This is the best one that I've actually bothered to save.
>>36945220
Shit taste tbqh
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how do i tell my parents i'm an atheist?
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>>36945136
You don't
Once a muslim, always a muslim
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Do you think they'll honor kill you on the spot OP?
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Show them your original penis
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Why is it so hard to be a good person?
Twenty years in, I still can't get the hang of it. Regardless of what I do, and how hard I try to improve, I still get shat on and treated like a monster.
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It doesn't get better
I'm a good person and now everyone just takes me for granted and talks to me only when they need to use me for their own needs.
They might not think bad of me, but they dont think about me in general
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>>36945064
Because beeing evil is always easier.
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>>36945064
It's really not that hard to be a good person, you don't have to be a saint
smile, say pleases and thank you's, follow laws, hold doors for people, ect.
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RO RO RO RU RO RO ROH ROH ROH RO RO RO ROROROR ROH RO RO RO
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my neighbor lets out her fucking behemoth of a mut every day from the hours of 2am to 4am. you can hear that thing 4 doors down. hope someone shoots it. edgy/10
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>>36944452
I fucking hate dogs in the city so much
I'm trying to sleep, why does your fucking stupid dog have to bark like a faggot at 12 am
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WHHHHHOOOOEEEEOOOOOOOHEEEEOOHH
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I screenshot all my (You)s for later enjoyment. I just wanted you to know that.
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no one would have expected otherwise from you
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>>36944339
you need one more you for your you collection you
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>>36944339
>he has to screenshot his (You)'s to remember them
Brainlets, when will they learn?
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>you will never live in comfy Finland
Post countries you would like to live in.
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Switzerland also seems nice...
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Germany is so comfy.
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>>36944313
not so much about the country, I just like snow, cold and forests so where does that put me? norway?finland?canada?
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God damn /r9k/ I think I fucked up..
I was discussing some religious shit with my grandmother, she's very old (89) and she was convinced Jesus spoke latin, I'm autistic so I told her he didn't, he spoke Hebrew and that this was a well known fact.. we kept discussing this religious things and I lost it and basically told her her life was a failure and she was the reason my grandfather killed himself, she started crying and didn't stop until my mother comforted her and kicked me out of the house.
I do believe I kinda went overboard but I was right tho, she really didn't accomplish anything in her life and my grandfather killed himself because of depression she caused (statistics show that women with multiple pre marital partners make men less happy, I showed her the statistics on my phone)
What the fuck do I do now?
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>>36944176
yep you're a piece of shit human being with no redeeming qualities
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who cares shes gonna die anyways tomorrow or next week or whatever
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>>36944226
/threadandalsooriginal/