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is this an accurate image description of this board?

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Information Here

https://elliot-rodger.tumblr.com/post/160610005098/elliot-rodger-information-leak-coming-may-23

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Stop masturbating to coitus videos.

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>sister found the smegma labyrinth

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Why dont you robits get tinder? Its easy af to score with medicore to above average women.
>met girl this evening
>we smoke in her car
>took a walk by the lake
>leave after 20 min
>tell her im leaving town
>she texts me pic related

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>be me
>20 year old black man
>Visit LA
>Not alpha, not beta
>See sign saying "No black people allowed" on a pier
>whatthefuck.jpg
>isn't cali hella liberal
>Saw the guy who owned it, old white guy
>"It's private property, darkie, I can not let in you blackies if i want!"
>See hot ass white girls partying on it
>White girls want black people in because they fetishize them
>I devise a plan
>Call over some of my other friends in LA
>say "nigga you want some white pussy"
>they say "holy shit yes"
>"we need to infiltrate a segregated pier, let's fuck up the old white guy who owns it"
>We pull out BB guns and point it at them
>"CLASSIC DARKIE BEHAVIOR. GET OUT!"
>One of my niggas brings a fake nutsack
>We run into the owner's room and tape it to his face
>It's the nutsack! It's the nutsack! it's the nutsack, he crys
>look out window and a ton of black people are swarming into the pier
>White chicks signal they want to fuck me
>I hit the guy with a stone
>I smile and say
>"Feel from the stone, blacks in your PIER! Hoe ratio, just got much BIGGA!"

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>2017
>not romanticizing your loneliness and suicidal thoughts

Being a loser is comfy.

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Who else here is a genetic failure? I'm talking mostly physically and what you look like but mental illness counts too.

Pic related is what I look like.

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>(((((((((women)))))))))

thanks, god

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Do you have pedophile ears (attached)?

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>tfw no beached whale gf

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My pain is greater than yours Anon.

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>Older sister travels the world visiting museums and educating people about art and culture
>Brother is an executive for one of the largest shipping companies in the US. Is constantly on dream vacations
>Cousin rehabilitates injured athletes and Olympic competitors, has 10/10 model wife and still gets girls at the club every weekend
>Childhood friend works for NASA, and recently had a series of papers published
>Younger sister says shit like, "I really don't know why you haven't killed yourself, yet" and "Nobody is ever going to love you" when we're alone, but acts like an angel in front of everyone else. She just married a pastor of a megachurch(TM), and everyone acts like she's literally perfect
>I clean toilets and replace air filters for a living.
>Moved out on my own
>Viewed as a child be my "friends" and family because I don't have a "real" job

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I just can't relate to most people and its like there's nothing I can do because of the vanity of millennials (my generation).
I tend to be more intense, philosophical,and more interested in redpill things. I'm into science/math while also being nostalgic for things I took for granted as a kid (more obscure things). I feel like the societal trends I see in a lot of people my age are not only distasteful but destructive, and I cannot connect to them.

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>Today
>trying very hard to be a normal normie
>group of people
>only know some of them
>go to a restaurant
>one guy asks me if im usually quiet
god it hurts my fucking soul im so tired of being the "quiet guy"
>die a little inside
>say something to deflect it
>i tell jokes and joke around, thats just how i make conversation or talk.
>I make them laugh
>i make them laugh a couple more times
god how much to i have to constantly be speaking to please the normies, I honestly feel like I was talking plenty
>they tell me im wierd
>i didnt realize the jokes I was making would be perceived as wierd.
>just feel generally bad

Later

>hanging out at some ladys house
>sitting in a circle
>weed
>lady asks me if usually quiet
>die a lot inside
>feel hopeless
>talk more
>tell jokes
>they laugh but then tell me im wierd like just out loud tells me im a looser.
>ok
>Wow does everyone just think im a wierd looser
>get very sad
>give up, just stop trying
why do i even bother, I feel like no one actually likes me, what am i doing wrong...

does anyone even enjoy when im near them? whats the point of me trying to do anything

im very confused and sad, someone please help