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At work for a while it went around that I whined my way into a promotion.

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>>39406250
>Really, really into a girl
>Ask her out
>She just ignores it and is kind of a bitch afterwards
>Let it fizzle, block her on social
>She's been telling people I'm a "fuckboy" even though I was never anything but nice to her

I never really made that much of a bad impact on someone that they would go around telling people im bad and shit , although there was this one guy that i really liked as a friend and we were very close but then i found out he was just acting to like me and was actually very annoyed and always talked shit about me to my best friend

>>39406182
>What do?
Break with her on the spon.

>>39406182
I'd be totally ok with it, I really like my oneitis.

>>39406182
Jokes on you. No woman would want to fuck me even if I had a chocolate caramel flavour cock that ejaculated money

>>39406004
it saddens me that there are people feeble minded enough to enjoy going on /b/

>>39406004
what is the reference, you faggoty ass munchkin?

>>39407227
>>39407211
you people are legit fucking retarded
that's a picture of casey anthony
the woman who killed her own child and then got proved "innocent" (not) in court

>>39405928
-ks and money

He's probably a sugar daddy

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>>39405972
>Said the autistic incel
>Unable to accept his pussy personality was holding him back

>>39406080
That picture is so middle 00's it hurts

What does it mean they life to the fullest?

>>39405924
Promiscuity and stupid parties where nobody has shit to celebrate.
Not OP tho

>>39405924
I guess it means they look happy with their active social and sexual life, also having money, and freely spending it.

>>39405875
Hard Mode: She can't be fat or over 40.

>>39406747
That's not fair. At least 2 of these are for cougars.

>>39406848
No one is interested in 50 yr old women with implants.

So what should be the highlight of your day? We are animals my friend, we are all dogs.

>>39405828
>trying to get fit
>feel like a failure each day i cant meet my calorie targets

I have no fucking appetite for half the day and get full easily. Fucking chad will do 3000 calories in one meal like its nothing

>>39405846
Certainly not eating unhealthy food

>>39405820
I have a thing like this too

>be me in highschool 8 years ago
>end of our last year in high school
>we went to the amusement park
>parents forced me to go
>we found an attraction to try out
>everyone had a pair
>it is just me and Stacey now
>Stacey says she doesn't want to go with me, she will rather stay out of this then sitting besides me

wew lad

>>39405820
I have a similar story

>year 5 at school
>have to do some shitty line dancing routine for charity or someshit
>boys paired with girls
>end up with the ugliest, fattest girl in my year
>shes dark skinned and smells of strongly of sweat 24/7
>get bullied and made fun of over it, people kept telling me we should date while laughing at me because of how disgusting she is
>whatever lets get this shit over with
>local news picks up the story
>snap a photo of us dancing
>im closer to the camera than anybody else, holding hands with Lababa while we're facing each other
>im in the newspaper holding hands with a disgusting excuse of a human
>wonder what that then makes me

Yeah and look how useful reminding yourself of that embarrassment is. Did it make you happy to remember this?

When I was being toilet trained, every time I made an audible fart, my parents made me sit on the toilet until I shat. So I started to dread it because it ate up so much of my time. I would hold it to the last minute, with the end of the log poking through my asshole, before I'd go take a shit. Especially if Thomas the Tank Engine was on, no fucking way 4yo me would miss that.

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>>39405802
>be me
>4 years old
>sister and I play game where we strip naked and run around the room
Enough said

>>39405802
>Be me as child
>Go to reletives birthday party
>Is having huge cookout
>Has piniata
>Get given sparkler
>Run over and jab piniata
>Piniata catches on fire
Interesting experience tbqh

>>39405763
not at all loser

>>39405763
Its the only place people talk to me, I mail letters to my friends and all they do is take a picture of it and put it into a group chat

>>39405763
Much better
The industrial revolution was a mistake

>>39405740
While you've been doing all this, I was going "RISE! RISE! RISE!" with all the guys, yet no credit. Pathetic.

>>39405740
I really want to start running, I'm pretty fit above the waist but I can't jog for more than two minutes. How did you start running?

>got better job
>cut down on cocaine use
>cut down on drinking
>doing well in school

>still feel empty inside and want to die every day
mixed feelings.

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>>39405704
>extremely ripped through all middle and high school

You were probably that skinny auschwitz tier guy with abs who thinks he's mr olympia.

>>39405806
>working out since the age of 8 intense every day

You probably just don't believe me

The thing is, I'm 5'7"

>>39405887
>5ft 7

Mystery solved lads we can go home

If you can't afford the ciders then get the white wine, usually around $11 for 4 litres, get a bottle of lemonade it's usually disgusting reply if you want non disgusting brands i am your houso king. Or don't and just suffer.

>>39405768
its nearly 2am i'll give you another hour but yeah need to wake up tomorrow for whatever

Watch out mate, jobseeker is gonna start random drug testing in policy because exactly what your doing is what everyone is doing.

>>39405655
And your writing is horrible in every regard. Blame 4chan.

>>39405655
>Alien
>Blade Runner
>Ghost in the Shell
>Heat
>Pulp Fiction

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>>39405655
>1980 - 2000 was the peak of anime

This, 80s had the best waifus

>>39405494
I unironically think she would have fit the bill if she never became famous. Unfortunately, she'd still be dating that fat fuck that cheated on her multiple times already

>>39405494
>Normie Roastie successful YouTuber
>One of us because she's a GAYMUR GIRL AND PLAYZ DA GAME XDDD

Please leave and never post again.

>>39405494
She wears a lot of makeup. Does she look grim without it?