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Guys.. she's so fucking perfect. I think I just found me a new girlfriend.
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am i supposed to believe that you think anime is real?
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welcome, friend. you have begun to glimpse what true beauty is. you have achieved a taste of the truth.
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>>37767248
Not posting the real /best girl/.
What's wrong with you?
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I just realized I've never had a milestone birthday before. 2017-06-17 06:50:34 Post No.37767239
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I just realized I've never had a milestone birthday before.
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When I turned 10, my parents were away on work purposes and forgot about my birthday.
When I was 13, I was raped.
When I was 16, I was put into a horrific children's psych unit.
When I was 18, I was so sick that I dropped to 108lbs. Two days later, I was raped. Again.
This sucks. I'm sad. Tell me about your shitty birthdays.
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I thought it always sucked that I fell facefirst into a fire ant hill and had to go to the ER on my 12th brithday but I feel kinda dumb now.
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>>37767239
>Getting raped twice
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
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Sorry but that's pretty funny. Your life is like a sitcom with an "oh shit I got raped again" running gag
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Why aren't we attacking normies?
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That is a very good question you have. Let's find some normies.
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>>37767145
The law, morals, the fact that they're outside.
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>>37767358
So logistics mostly
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Hey /r9k/, this is my gf, say something nice about her.
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Is she hiding her lower face due to insecurities?
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>>37767107
Ugly
Original
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>>37767107
don't you have a refugee to be getting culturally enriched by?
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>May all robots be happy
>May all robots be healthy
>May all robots be free from suffering
How goes your day, /r9k/? Mine is alright. I woke up feeling stressed about what I'm going to do in the future, but I went and got some firewood and things calmed down a bit. I'm thinking of doing some drawing later on as well.
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you're a good person OP
it may not sound like a lot but it's nice to see these positive threads often :)
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>>37767026
Hey Buddhanon. I had to go get drug tested in order to get a job today. Tried to piss but couldn't and I had a taxi waiting outside for me. So I had to squeeze my chode as hard as possible to get some piss out. The taxi driver then had a conversation with me about the town we live in and gave me his number to hang out with his son.
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>>37767208
Thanks man, that means a lot :)
I like to help people, but I have a few mental issues that keep me from going out in the world too often, so I figured the next best thing would be to help people where I spend most of my time.
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That's honestly hilarious anon, it's always weird but kind of flattering when strangers try to hook you up with one of their relatives
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ok we should just make a new fucking board because for the millionth time this shithole is normie territory now
the rules i propose:
>blue board
>no females
>no (promiscuous/hypersexual) fags
>no bait threads (AYO WHITE BOI, cum in me, etc.)
>no online drama bullshit [example threads like "WWWAAAHHHHHHH <namefag> WONT REPLY TO ME ON DISCORD AND WE HAD E-SEX LAST NIGHT"]
>no stupid fucking horny anime degenerate steam or discord threads
how does it sound fellas?
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e-EH?!? WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS?? RELEASE ME RIGHT NOW BAKA!
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>>37767034
die of cancer you braindead freak
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I hate when fags propose a blue board.
I'd rather stay in this shithole than have quality discussions at the cost of porn.
I'm lonely anons. What's on your mind tonight? What keeps you up? How do you have your coffee?
I can't stop thinking about starting my Halloween costume for this year. I believe I have all the materials, I just need to make it.
>tfw wanna get started right now but it's 2 AM and i'm already in bed
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What's the costume of?
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>>37766990
>What's on your mind tonight?
Women, the future, my own beliefs, the tabletop RPG session I'm running tomorrow I should be preparing for. My lack of alcohol.
>What keeps you up?
drank a bunch of soda at tonight's game session. my sleep schedule has been fucked up lately. might be sleeping soon though.
>How do you have your coffee?
black, because I'm not a degenerate fag or a woman.
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>>37767013
I'm an art-themed wizard complete with a paintbrush magic wand.that autistic.
what you guys drinking? just finished off my normie tier smirnooff
>TFW captcha is an asshole when you accedentially click off it
>Pic related kinda
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>>37766977
>drinking alone
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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cinnful apple angry orchard
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OP again, at least it was a friday? I did go through about most of my 38 bottle in the last couple days and just tonight and lost count, even my notes file that I use cant tell me how much I've had so far, Ill send screencap in seconf
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Why is there so much hate toward black cocks? I get the hate towards actually cuckolding as it is gross but why do you losers get obsessed with hating girls that want bigger cocks than tiny white dick? Have you seen the pleasure they get? It doesn't even compare to any white porn I have ever seen. To be honest, I don't blame girls for wanting a more superior cock
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Fuck off you pathetic excuse for a human
Your only enjoyment in life is spamming your shitty nigger threads on a board for neets
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kill yourself in a most original manner
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>>37766968
Nobody hates black cocks you dumb mongrel
BBC is one of the most searched terms in porn site
especial by women
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can uuuh
can other people in your house see ads that were from your computer?
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>>37766904
what the fuck kind of question is this?
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>>37767022
its a yes or no kind of question
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If they're smart
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For a quite a while, I have been confused about the defintion of a 'robot'. At first i thought it was synonymous with being a NEET, but then i figured out that a NEET is only a single category of 'robot'. Now I do understand that on this board, a normie is defined as anyone who is not a robot. Even if someone isn't really normal, they can still be considered a normie if they do not fit completely within the 'robot' category. Do you also consider cyborgs to be normies?
One more question. When did all of this terminology develop and what caused r9k to be the board it is today instead of a /b/ clone like it was meant to be?
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>>37766887
it developed when people were worried they couldn't just be yourself
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With that definition, everyone is a robot. No one is 100% happy with their lives.
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i wouldn't get too caught up in the terminology. There really isn't a definitive definition of a robot. Just don't be insensitive and mention all the girls you banged in a KHV tfw no gf thread. Or obviously underage posters whining about not being able to get laid. Yeah so don't be a faggot is what I'm saying
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>home alone
>hmmm, the nearest gas station is only a few miles away right?
>i have some money, maybe i could get a steam card
>steam sale is probably in a week
>locks up house and starts to walk
>80 minutes later
>finally, at the gas station
>this gas station doesnt sell steam cards
>buys arizona sweet tea instead
>walks up the main road
>oh look the ice cream place
>you dont have enough spare money dumbass
>"hey, can i get bottled water?"
>"you going on a walk?"
>"yeah, a little"
>"hey i remember you from high school"
>i dont fucking care just give me the water bottle already
>50 minutes later
>at other gas station
>yesss, a steam card
>buys a $20 steam card and a large sweat tea
>starts walking in a different direction that should be shorter
>walking by the high way
>why cant i see?
>collapses
>spends 20 minutes crying and trying to rest
>"I wish i were home"
>an hour later, i'm finally home
>my legs hurt so much, i'm just laying around the house
>why is there a tick on my laptop screen
>why is there a tick on my leg
>maybe i should check my legs?
>4 FUCKING TICKS
>HOW MANY TICKS DID I BRING IN THE HOUSE
>ITS BEEN HOURS SINCE I GOT HOME
i almost never go outside and usually avoid doing so
i learned a lesson today
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oh and also, it was 93f outside today
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You learned that that gas station doesnt sell steam cards and the one you need to go to next time you go out
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>>37766881
i also learned to check my legs for ticks
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If you're in a foreign country and a young girl, let's say 13 years old, offers you sex and it's completely legal in that country to do so, are you a bad person if you do it?
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You could have used a better picture.
Anyone have the comic page of the one loli extorting money?
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>>37766813
You're a bad person if you don't do it
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No, you aren't. Generally, anyone who casually offers sex is mentally and emotionally equipped to do so, likely because they've had plenty of sex already.
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Describe the worst year of your life.
>2007
>Freshman in college, AFROTC cadet
>January - Started off uneventful
>February - My first gf I ever had leaves me on Valentine's Day, calls me after I took her out to dinner to break up. Deep depression ensues.
>Later in February - Dad gets diagnosed with cancer (again) (dies in 2008)
>Early March - Grandma dies. Mom and her siblings have falling out over inheritance issues and in turn I get isolated from the rest of her side of the family (still to this day).
>April - A part time job I applied for denied me because they found methamphetamine in my hair sample (found out my mom was smoking crystal meth and this is probably how it ended up in my hair). This probably would have completely fucked me over during an FBI background check I would've had to undergo had I completed the AFROTC program so I decided not to continue it
>July - Fight with mom and get kicked onto the street same day
>August - Get really shitty job in a tire change shop, can't afford to live anywhere other than in an apartment rented by spics on a mattress on the floor. No internet access and this was before the age of smart phones.
>September - Move in with my friend and his parents because they invited me and felt sorry for me I guess
>Friend had started doing hard drugs and I'm expected to try and prevent him from doing it and be a good influence on him
>Fall out of favor with his parents because their son just keeps slipping away further and further into hard drugs and becoming a braindead moron
>Friend betrays me and shows his parents all the beer cans and hard alcohol bottles I had stashed away in a trash bag in my closet and I'm asked to leave. I know it was my fault and shouldn't have been drinking but it was the only thing I could cope with.
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>>37766768
Youre a fucking dumbass for dropping out of AFROCT. I wanted to get in the AF and was perm DQ'd for medical reasons. You could've EASILY explained that your mom was a worthless crackhead piece of shit
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>>37766768
I can understand not wanting to deal with 2 fuck ups in the house but c'mon wasn't it obvious you were saving those beer cans for a couple extra cents?
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>2010
>Last year in highschool is defined shunning due to a rumour that I raped a girl
>Denied from all of the universities I wanted to attend because my GPA was not high enough despite a 35 ACT and several 5s on AP exams
>Go to shit University taking on lots of debt
>Fail utterly because of meme mental illness
>Spend the entire next year trying to find treatment
>Stay out of school for that year after getting failing grades withdrawn
>Don't find medication that works
>Think I can just will my way out of it
>Try university and working simultaneously again
>Fail again
>Get grades withdrawn again and file several petitions noting that this was the final time I could do this
>Stay out of school again for another year
>Find out 90% of my problems are not due to mental illness but due to a rare disease no one thought to test for
>Go back to school and excel
>Have to take more time off because work that meshes with university is harder to find
And that's why I've been an undergraduate for 7 years.
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Which one's the robot?
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>>37766688
When I flew to WA from the midwest I stared out the window the entire 4 hour flight, so got go with the window seat guy.
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white boy obviously
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The tablet on the table, stupid
Give me a harder one