>home alone >hmmm, the nearest gas station is only a few

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>home alone
>hmmm, the nearest gas station is only a few miles away right?
>i have some money, maybe i could get a steam card
>steam sale is probably in a week
>locks up house and starts to walk
>80 minutes later
>finally, at the gas station
>this gas station doesnt sell steam cards
>buys arizona sweet tea instead
>walks up the main road
>oh look the ice cream place
>you dont have enough spare money dumbass
>"hey, can i get bottled water?"
>"you going on a walk?"
>"yeah, a little"
>"hey i remember you from high school"
>i dont fucking care just give me the water bottle already
>50 minutes later
>at other gas station
>yesss, a steam card
>buys a $20 steam card and a large sweat tea
>starts walking in a different direction that should be shorter
>walking by the high way
>why cant i see?
>collapses
>spends 20 minutes crying and trying to rest
>"I wish i were home"
>an hour later, i'm finally home
>my legs hurt so much, i'm just laying around the house
>why is there a tick on my laptop screen
>why is there a tick on my leg
>maybe i should check my legs?
>4 FUCKING TICKS
>HOW MANY TICKS DID I BRING IN THE HOUSE
>ITS BEEN HOURS SINCE I GOT HOME
i almost never go outside and usually avoid doing so
i learned a lesson today