To all you who unironucally think 2D are better, have you stooped this low to fap to lolis?
been i while since i posted here. here's a greentext.
>be me 15 living in shit hole Indiana
>walking down street to meet some friends after high school lets out
>reach the school and find my friends
>start to walk back and kkk comes up
>ohno.bsa
>mfw theres a group of niggers behind us visibly getting triggered
>tiny ass cannonball looking nigger walks up and calls us racist bigots.
>"ima call mah bruda down he and he gon whup yo ass white boy"
>i kek and continue walking normally
> lil' nigga continues to follow us with his group of racecuck white boys
>visible delight on my face as lil' nigga calls up his his brother
>thisgonbegood.vpk
>make it like 4 blocks and silver range rover pulls up next to us
> 5 foot 9 black kid maybe 16 y/o jumps out
>nigger instincts take over and he instantly starts wildly swinging his arms at my long haired friend who actually had nothing to do with it
> second car pulls up
>old black lady pulls up and calls the police while repeatedly calling us racist white trash
>meanwhile my black friend is 10 ft away trying to talk reason into the nigger still attempting to hurt our superior white bodies with his baboon violence
>nigger turns on his own kind as he goes full ape shit on my black friend
>i notice this and step in to protect him
>nigger hardly misses a beat as he focuses his blind rage on me and grabs my arm
>"BACK THE FUCK OFF NOW" i yell with proud white force
>nigger instantly backs off while angrily muttering "I'm not scared of you"
>after several minutes of nut busting entertainment the police arrive
>"shit anon don't you have your piece on you?"
>pants = shit
>sit on nearby sewer grate and slowly inch my new one hitter out of my pocket before fat ass country police can get out of overpriced suv
>feel my heart sink as i hear it hit the ground and shatter into a million pieces
>move over to the grass nearby and wait for the police
cont.
I'm back
>officer figpucker walks up and interrogates us as his partner tries to calm down an unquenchable nigger rage
>"um officer i have cellphone video of him assaulting me" i say as i point over to the nigger now calmly sitting across the street
btw i started recording when he first started hitting us
>mfw they reject video evidence saying "no i don't see how its relevant to the situation"
>police continue to accuse us of being racist
> they move on to my friends and i covertly take town both the id numbers on the police cars that rolled up
> eventually we're released and i go home and continue my life
>later i find out from my long haired friend that the cop who rejected evidence knew the cannonballs family
fuck 12
Originalioli bump
It's been almost 3 years and I can't get her out of my head. I just feel a deep pit and emptiness in my stomach She's moved on and became a whore but we connected on so many levels idk my dudes.
Please respond!!
Orginalitito
>>37695558
what do you want us to say, you faggot
we all feel like shit. usually. if you don't, probably not your board.
>Muh ex
We don't care, normalfag. Try your luck at /soc/ or /adv/.
>MFW a single mom dresses her daughter like a whore and except me not to look
>see interesting thread
>have something to say on the subject matter
>write out semi-long, well thought-out comment
>wait for (You)s
>thread literally dies within two minutes with my post being the last one
WHY DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING EVERY SINGLE TIME
ACKNOWLEDGE ME REEEEEEEE
it literally doesn't matter if its a new thread or a 200+ reply one, everything i touch withers and dies
iktf bro, i hate it
>feels good
>is good for you
>learn to into normies
>fresh air
>exercise deteriorating muscles
>meet QTs
>find money dropped on ground
>meet other adventuring robots
>live
why not?
>meet QTs
>meet other adventuring robots
I walk a lot and I'm always alone. Guess I've come across some interestingly sad people, such as a dude who lost his home and got all his shit stolen, was dealing with drug addiction and alcoholism and looking for a shelter yesterday, but it's not the kind of people I wanna interact with often.
>>37695475
walkie walkie other places? why you on THOT patrol skid row?
>5 AM
>Browsing YLYL threads on /b/
>Laugh so hard I shit myself
>Whoops, special baby needs a new diapy
>"MAAAAAMAAAAAA"
>Hear frantic footsteps running down the hall
>Mama opens the door winded. She can't forget what happened last time.
>"Baby boy made a messy messy"
>Lay down on the bed with feet up in the air
>She's changing my diapy
>Wait. What's that feeling?
>Instead wet wipes she's using fucking TOILET PAPER
>Kick her in the face
>"YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHAT IS THIS SANDPAPER SHIT? IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPECIAL BABY? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!"
>By this point she's shrunken in fear
>"I-I'm sorry Jeff b-but I forgot to get the w-wet wipes when I was out getting your t-tendies"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Go on a full blown rampage
>Roll down the hall spewing rancid diarrhea
>Knock over Grammas ashes
>Knock over the wine rack
>Roll onto Mama and crack her femur
>"TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES AND WIPEY WIPES NOW!"
>Limps to the car
>Rushes out to go to the store
>Go back to browsing the 'Chon
>15 minutes later she's back with the wet wipes and 4 boxes of tendies
>The nearest store is 25 minutes away
>"J-Jeff I have the wipeys you wanted"
>"TENDIES NOW REEEEE!"
>Makes me three whole trays of tendies
>Gives me wipey wipes and makes me a special bubble bath
She hasn't looked at me in the eyes since. That's what she gets for neglect.
>>37695060
please kill yourself for thinking this is funny or worth typing, posting, or reading
So this is it.
I guess no one can imagine the day they'll kill themself, until it's sitting infront of you just hours away. All the feels right now, the girl who I thought i'd spend the rest of my life with has finally to treat me as a friend; less than a friend.. a stranger. The cute little things we used to have just isn't in her thoughts anymore, all because of my own doing. I put other things above her such as online games, I didn't appreciate her when she was mine and now she's finding other people.
You're probably asking why i'm here, that question i'm asking myself too. Just sitting here with Adams song, staring at my monitor, wondering which direction I should take my death, one without consequences for my family or friends, or strangers such as cars.. So . Help me?
>>37694999
> Just sitting here with Adams song,
This made me laugh. Cheer up faggot, you got trips.
Relatable feel, anon. You never really recover from realizing you've passed up an opportunity to be happy for the rest of your life, you just kind of keep going on, hoping another chance comes along.
>>37695043
funny thing is, the song just reminds me even more of her. This time it feels real though, there's no amount of talking it through which will be able to set us back in the place where we used to be
When did you realize normalfags hate autistic kids? Including their own?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6h18qh/parents_of_reddit_who_truly_hate_their_children/
/r9k/ should sing Dou Kangaete mo Watashi wa Warukunai
>>37694890
I don't want to be related to that "fembot"
>feeling like shit
>suddenly remember I have a 12 pack of mountain dew and huge bag of potato chips
>>37694884
>suddenly remember I have a 12 pack of bottled sugar and huge bag of salt
>>37694884
Science doesn't have proofs. Math has proofs because it's based on a set of axioms so things can be proven 100% for sure to be true within those axioms. Science has evidence.
>tfw when skinnyfat
>big belly, toned calves, thicc thighs, skinny arms, skinny back, spine sticks out, ribs show, normal chest, normal neck, normal face
I WOULD RATHER BE FAT THAN SKINNYFAT, WHAT IS THIS CURSE
>>37694878
>skinnyfat
good go and lift weights to put some lean meat on those bones
>>37694878
I know this feel all too well my friend
orig
I am like the one in the middle
What should l say next??
Post a more JUST pic than this(cant post Brendan)
The guy on the right is a Chadlet.
>shave head
>lift
>get fitting clothes
>either shave the goatee or grow an actual beard
The guy on the left looks very tall, maybe 6'5". Why do people do this to themselves?
Is going to the therapist a meme? Should I go or not? If I go what should I tell her?
>>37694662
the only way it's not a meme is if they're a psychiatrist and you're trying to convince them to treat you with ketamine infusions, or other top tier therapeutic drugs, i.e. xannax, adderall, etc.
>>37695109
This guy is a retard-drug addict
>>37694662
Therapy can be helpful. Do your research about the therapist. How much self-work have they done themselves? The shit therapists are those who haven't done any. If they are seeing a therapist (and have been for years) that is probably a good sign.
You have to do the work yourself, too, otherwise it's just like masturbating in front of someone.