>parents will pay 100 euros psychiatrist for me
i feel bad for them because im gonna kill myself someday kek
You you're the ringleader...
>>37738528
>not porkchop sandwhiches
>>37738528
>not posting body massage
Did you even watch all the gi joe psas?
>>37738613
That's my favorite one, brother. :3
Why don't you wake up and realize that you live in a polygamous society. It's as simple as that. You want a qt 3.14 gf? You're gonna have to fight all the men who want one.
I love my virginity to this MILF right after christmas. I'm 21, and she was (I think) 40.
Anyway, we meet up downtown and drive to the local river. we lay down a blanket and fuck on the pathway. she was kinda chubby, but thick as fuck and had amazing boobs. she sucked my dick for a while, and then we started 69'ing. her pussy tasted pretty nice and was shaven. ten we started having sex (doggystyle). her pussy was so tight and wet- you could tell she hadn't gotten any in a while. I pulled out after 15 min and came all over her ass. I dropped her back off at her apartment and never spoke to her again.
In the past few months I've fucked 2 other girls -one was just a hook up, but she had a tight fucking body and was really hot, but she was just a friend. Another was a girl I dated for a few months, and she was hot too. Both of them were 18 and significantly more attractive than the MILF.
but I still crave that her pussy every day. I still jack off to the memory every night.
Should I hit her up and tell her I'm dtf again?
>>37738453
if you want to then do it? what the fuck kind of normie shit is this?
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.
You dont belong here.
>>37738453
I don't know, but I think you should leave r9k
Things exist from our conceptualization of the things. It gives things meaning through axioms. Without meaning, there is no suffering, we are free. Even meaningless has meaning. The only answer is the infinite tsukuyomi.
Don't be afraid of suffering
Pull me out of my misery.
>>37738388
Actually thank you for posting this. It made me feel better. Magic.
>Reminder that even if you get a gf she will cheat on you for someone more attractive
>Reminder that women are not to be trusted at all
>Reminder that your life would be much better if you were attractive
>>37738378
Sour grapes:the rationalization.
Is it just my recent perception, or have most 4chan boards turned in to over moderated shit? I don't want to put feelsposts on r9k, I want to do it on other boards.
come watch some neat stop motion with gunpla and shinkis and be comfy
might watch some anime later
https://www.rabb.it/notafaggot99
So what exactly would happen if all the men in the world disappeared at once?
How would society be effected?
finally they would feel what being a 28 year old permavirgin is like hahahhahaha
Society wouldn't survive long considering you need both sexs to reproduce
Or at least hope to God they figure out how to clone better
It would also fall apart because men make all the progress and rule the whole thing for a reason
>>37738935
Anon, you know sperm banks exist right?
>he day dreams about rejecting a girl and telling her she would not like him anyway and deserve something better in hope she will throw herself at him and accept him like he is
>>37738343
Is this your fantasy?
literally no one can relate but you.
>>37738402
>literally no one can relate but you.
Speak for yourself. OP's correct.
>>37738402
you sho bout dat
well feel'd, op, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has pathetic daydreams
How do you get over your oneitis? I have a shitty wagecuck job where this 8/10 roastie works on my department and I just can't get over it, She even has a bf working in the same store and obviously I have no hope in hell yet I still orbit and I want to kill myself.
I'm so lonely.
Should I get /fit/ and try and better myself to find a gf?
yes you should op, but why the fuck is an 8/10 Stacy your oneitis anyway? I always assumed an anons oneitis is a quiet homely average looking girl, but that's probably just me. just imagine her naked and fucking her. you'll quickly stop putting her on a pedestal and see her as nothing more than a fuck toy. it's sounds harsh, but it's the only way.
When the clock strikes
>>37738256
>The nigger right in the heart
>The triple k mafia's
>comin tonight
>>37738256
This is now a Moonman thread.
>Right wing death squads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy3U2L4LHMM
>White Pills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irHs_YfTLoc
>Black lives don't matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVFYCc8VBK8
>>37738256
I miss YTMND, younglings will never understand.
Are there any good gf cuddling asmr videos? Kinda lonely to the point that I crave physical affection. Also general asmr thread. Pic kinda related.
>>37738204
>Are there any good gf cuddling asmr videos?
How can people listen to this and not want to kill themselves?
I only like some of Gwen's vids, but her latest one is amazing for ASMR. Best one of hers, I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kwduLJiBMI
>tfw you will never live in Makhnovist Ukraine
I feel you, comrade.
>tfw you will not die in holodomor after that
>DUDE IF YOU DON'T CALL A STATE IT'S NOT A STATE
Makhnovism is literally stalinism.
Wash your willy
A poem by anon
Wash your willy daily
Scrub abrasive, not fraily
Don't forget the corners and behind the papules
French fries arent nutritious for willy, unlike apples
And never forget to recycle your snapples
The willy may be scaley, but do not fret
My penis won't haunt your dreams?
Wanna bet?
>>37738072
i would legitimate remove my penis if i had this problem