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>tfw despise women
>tfw to integillent 4 gf
is it possible to reverse this? I don't want to die like this, how do I be at peace with them being whores?
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>tfw dumb normies praised me for being smart my entire life
>tfw I completely bought into it and regarded myself as some kind of intellectual
>tfw realizing far too late I'm actually not very intelligent at all, I just surrounded myself with stupid people
>tfw trying to accept the fact that I'm not smart after years of being told the opposite
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This man with Tourette's syndrome found a cute model and married her
What is your excuse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ-XcWCDfmE
https://www.microsoft.com/sk-sk/windows/windows-10-mobile-upgrade
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>>37755875

I don't have tourettes, duh

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>The company's IT guy found the Blacked.com thumbnail cache
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I-is that too much too ask for ?
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>>37755798
I sincerely fear so Anon.
And even if, chances are it would be someone you and me would find unattractive, and truth be told we'd both wouldn't really consider having those kind of people with us would we?
It just shows our human nature, rather sickening but you have two choices, to stick to the law or break free and seek your desires and pleasures disregarding other people their feelings.
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For people like us, yes it is.
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>>37755798
I don't know what really loving someone feels like, I remeber only ever feeling love towards one girl and it was so long ago I forgot how it feels, ever since then I never loved anyone.
I also don't know how it feels to be loved.

I don't care about sex, in fact I would prefer to find a gf who doesn't want sex / only after marriage, I fap like twice per day, often more and yet I have no interest in sex.

I just want a relationship based completly on trust and love but I know it won't happen. Even if someone falls in love with me beacuse of some miracle, years of trust issues made me unable to love anyone back.

Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?

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>get called a normie by friend
>friend doesn't know about GBP
>hasn't poopied on mommy this week
>no NEET bucks

Why the fuck do normies think they can appropriate our culture and use our words against us
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>>37755753
>by a friend
Fucking normie get off my board

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I wan't to buy Minecraft for nostalgia's sake since I played that game religiously a few years back, but I feel like an autist for even wanting to go back and I also know that it will not be the same as when I first started playing.

wat do
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>>37755750
download minetest instead famalam
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>>37755750
Minecraft is not really a bad game.
It's like a BMW, it's a good car but they're driven by assholes
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>>37755961
I know it isnt a bad game but Im wondering if its even worth playing it after all these years but on the other hand on g2a its for 4 EUR right now so I guess I might aswell just buy it and see what happens

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FUCKING NEETKEK CAME IN MY JOB TODAY AND PISSED ME OFF. NOT FUCKING MEMEING. HE HAD A COMFY PEPE PHONE WALLPAPER. BITCHED TO MY MANAGER AND NOW IM FIRED. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
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>>37755683
look at it positively anon
now you're the NEET
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>>37755683
Didn't happen

oisisi
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>>37755683

Poor wagie just can't get a break

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What do you think of French girls /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fMYUFH-eCA
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>>37755673
looser whores than american women, but even more shallow
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>>37755673
All French people are shitty people, take it from the descendent of a French noble who left before their gay revolution
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>>37756832
Not all but 96%.
Moreover they drive like fucking dog shit.

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I need a job for the summer, but nobody is hiring students... should I just lie and claim that I'll be a long time worker? What are the repercussions for this? Should I aim for a more shit-tier job so there's less chance of getting fugged later? or should I just go for that convenient nightshift security job being advertised now?
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>>37755590
very originaI bump

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ITT: things only true robots enjoy
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I've been doin' some thinkin', and basically came to this conclusion, women love fast thinkers, I AM a fast thinker but possibly ain't fast enough for the impossible female standards, I guess the vidya only slightly improved my reflexes throughout my life. What do you guys take to think fast?
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>>37755484
I don't think you really need to be able to think fast.

You just have to think fast about something close to the topic. It's just making mental connections which impresses a simpleton.

Anything fast is probably worthless once analyzed.

What you're looking for are nootropics. They improve your mind and memory. Not sure if they aid you in this endeavor though.
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>>37755484
>What do you guys take to think fast?
I changed my diet to include more vegetables, fruit and some other stuff and removed stuff like soda, candy and processed food. I haven't found any evidence that it increase brain functioning tho.

I also drink ginkgo tea and it is supposedly a potential nootropic, but I am not convinced even if I drink it (since the likelihood of it being neutral or good is much higher as it being bad).

That and I imagine how Sonic would think and study Sonic lore in the hopes of being as fast as him but in thinking instead of running.
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>>37755531
Oh... so stuff like Brain Force or Adderall works? Thanks, I'll see where I can get a reliable package for a low price.

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ITT: We recommend movies for fellow robots to watch
I'll start with "The Apartment"
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I feel like the wagies of /r9k/ can really relate to the main character
>no gf
>works a job he hates
>no life outside of said job
>has to constantly suck up to his bosses, but they don't respect him
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>Don't judge a book by it's cover

Then why is it, every time I've judged someone by their appearance I've been right about them every single time?

You can always judge a persons personality by their face, it's simply a fact.
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I think you really become a wizard if you're a 30 year old virgin.

I have NEVER met a 30+ year old virgin IRL before.

some claim to be one online but it's just roasties/chads trying to help you cheer up.

Where do wizards disappear to?
Or do they just lose their virginity by then?
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>>37755412
25 year old virgin here.
tfw 5 more years to go
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>lose my virginity to a prostitute in my mid 20's
>haven't been fugged since
>turn 30 and no wizard powers
I blew it. This is the worst timeline.
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I aim to find out

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