I think you really become a wizard if you're a 30 year old virgin.
I have NEVER met a 30+ year old virgin IRL before.
some claim to be one online but it's just roasties/chads trying to help you cheer up.
Where do wizards disappear to?
Or do they just lose their virginity by then?
>>37755412
25 year old virgin here.
tfw 5 more years to go
>lose my virginity to a prostitute in my mid 20's
>haven't been fugged since
>turn 30 and no wizard powers
I blew it. This is the worst timeline.
I aim to find out
>>37755412
Wizard here, you definitely gain magical powers once you hit 30. I can move objects with my incredible virgin aura but whenever I do I hear the voices of astral roasties laughing at me.