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So I came home and found out that my dog has brought half of a bone, so I took it with my hand and threw it into trashcan and now I really wanna jerk off, but I am too afraid of rabies. Wat do?
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>>37756501
lick your hand clean?
works for me everytime.
but if you have a dog you probaly already have some form of rabies developping, did you really think all that spit and those hairs didn't carry anything with them?
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>>37756501
buy the BEAN BITCH
STAY RICH FAG OR DIE TRYING
/BIZBEAN/
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>>37756501
pour rubbing alcohol over your hands
wash your hands with soap

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Best thing to say after kicking someone in the nards ?

can't make an omelet without breaking a couple of eggs
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>>37756499
I just kicked you in the nards.
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Why do you make this thread all the time? It's really bad
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>Chad's nutsack makes me cum just from touching my foot
>diagram of why Chad testicles are better for foot orgasms

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>"hey anon, your still up too? I just needed a midnight snack, would you like anything to munch on?"
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yeah sure dude what do you got
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>>37756430
let me gentle suck your breasts please i am dying of thirst
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>>37756430
I could probably go for some nuts and fruit, wanna watch some adult swim till we pass out?

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Am I the only person who feels that justice is something you deliver yourself?

If you've been wronged you have the fucking human right to get justice for it and correct it. I'm so sick of this "leaving it to others" bullshit. How can I fucking get peace if I just have to take the both road and "let it go".

Women, so many women I want to get even with and I can't because I'll be fucking arrested or killed for it.

I'm sick of not having my damn justice for the wrongs bitches have done me. I'm sick of being a pussy and letting people walk all over me
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if justice is something you get yourself how do you get justice when you're dead?
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>>37756410
is this the beginning of a mass shooting?
Don't let those cunts win the game man, you just gotta play it smug and act like you're above those trashy people, that will really piss em off good.
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>>37756410

you really want to live in a world where everyone decides on their own what a crime is and what the punishment should be? i realize you probably think your own judgment is absolutely perfect but just imagine even five other people that you know being given that kind of power, and you'll probably get why it's not a good idea for you to have it either.

you want to stand up for yourself, stand up for yourself in the ways you are allowed. play by the rules.

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>the bbc is a myth they say
>white women are not degenerate they say
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>>37756386
Back to /pol/ you saged
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>>37756386
>trust white women

Kek

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How do I become mildly to moderately proficient at judging a person's character?
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>>37756363
Know what they want and how they go about getting it, weigh the options. Also, if it they're on 4chan, they're timid, a troll or a knowledgeable wizard.

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>Robot drops a highly controversial/impractical post
>Leaves the thread immediately so no one calls him out

I see you bitch
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Fuck you bitch. Im out.
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>>37756347
sauce on pic?
is ayy lmao ok?
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>>37756374
I SEE YOUUU BITCHHHHH
>>37756384
No sauce, it was pretty popular on this board a few months ago though

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>tfw no fenowed bf
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>>37756282
will u be my waifu so i can live a happy laifu?
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why is everyone ignoring me :(
maybe im a ghost and am stuck in purgatory..
i have to kill myself again to escape
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>noone to fill the void of meaninglessness with the attention I crave

Why even live

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>tfw wife wears what I tell her to wear

Is there a better feeling than coming home to a lovely, properly groomed woman?
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>>37756202
please stop tormenting my lonelyness
we are reaching points of cynical mass shootings

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Why are Republicans so dumb?
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>>>/pol/
origianal
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>>37756120
because there are a lot of dumb people out there who vote in dumb representatives for dumb reasons

Remember that story of the morons who voted for Trump and then got scared they'll lose their obamacare

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I have been on instagram for about 3 years and I barely have 3k followers
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>>37756072
>I have been on instagram.

Just fucking leave. Sage

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Is this a boy?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO-7feG4nOH71VgPuNCNhZw/feed
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Can someone please make a rabbit or something with web cams on? I'm bored feel like watching john carpenters the thing
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https://gomovies.to/film/the-thing-6744/watching.html
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>>37756083
I want to chat with people fool.
thanks though this is my tagging shirt

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This is proof that elite engineers society based on solar activity.
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