post favorite snacks you ear at your desk.
*eat
fug
>2017
>Drinking milk
>>37879734
I grew up on milk, and I love it and can never stop drinking it.
Are any robots interested in Occultism? I know some of us our fascinated by philosophy and history, and the literature the occult has produced is extremely fascinating to learn about. Who here practices/reads into occultism?
shit, I meant are*
im interested in it but im just too lazy to read anything or meditate or whatever
>>37879685
'Occult' is lots of things, m'eight. It's like saying "Do you believe in religion".
don't you wish this straw was you?
>tfw no nigger slave baby whomst i feed nothing but my cum
I know this goes against the rules but please i need answers
Is this a sign of balding?
>go to the job store today
>go to the "no experience" aisle
>only a few jobs left, all shitty pay, out of my ability and 1-2 hours away from my house
>ask an employee if there are any other jobs out the back or when will some new stuff be in
>says he doesn't know, but he'll ask
>goes to front counter and announces over the store PA "can michael go to the 'no experience' aisle and talk to the guy there, he can't do any of the jobs we've got"
>hear everyone snigger
>everyone is looking at me as michael comes over
>tells me this is all they've got for now and that i'll just need to get some more experience from the store down the road
>tell him they've closed but he says that isn't his problem
im never fucking going back
confess your sins in this thread
I molested you when you were young. You probably don't remember.
I left penis residue on my pillow and loli sister slept on it.
>>37879603
i like traps and i know that they are gay
Any other obesebots making progress?
Here's mine. Let's get a fat thread going.
>>37879583
hang in there anon. Ive gone from 271 (jan ist) to 244 as of today. I can do it. We can all do it.
being fat is the worst thing a person could possibly be, especially when you fat retards make excuses
if you're fat and stay fat, you're eating enough food on the reg that sustains your massive weight. literally stop shoveling food in your mouth by the ton and you might drop a pound or two
>>37879652
30 pounds in 6 months is pretty good progress, anon. Keep it up and you'll be in the 210s by new years
>be 12
>summer night in arizona
>no ac
>fuck it
>take clothes off
>sleep like an angel
>wake up and go to school
>I felt like nothing could hold me back
>come home and dad beats me for leaving penis residue on the covers
>>37879578
what is this penis residue you speak of, anon?
>not having a penis tray to catch all the residue
works on my machine
>>37880337
smegma ? dick cheese ?
Will any of you females(females) pretend to be my gf and give me attention please?
>>>Haix#2681
Dick Pics, coming your way OP
What type of shoe do you wear?
I prefer these, perhaps the most versatile shoe in existence? They can be used for everything like tennis, walking, wearing a suit, working in a warehouse and even on the beach.
>>37879550
Any of the Adidas OGs. I've got multiple styles in multiple colourways.
Your trainers are autistic lad.
>>37879550
>wearing a suit
lol
>>37879550
>He wears the autism shoes
>feel sad
>turn on some tunes
>feel glad
Post your favorites. No bully edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwQDBwbConE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHQb_9HxMcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFEDhm3dWkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUteENfFhGs
>>37879513
Down has to be my fav out of the 4.
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7F3WOWuNY
>>37879577
Down is the perfect accommodation to Phil's thrashed vocal chords.
This is another one of my favorite Down albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjU5iER5O8
>you wake up black and go outside
>see this guy in front of you
what do?
spread my cheeks WIDE open
>say "Thank God that it's all over"
A real robot would never pass up an opportunity to die
>>37879507
Niggers gotta die.
Alright /r9k/ I'm gon a give you 10 seconds to think of a new superhero
dude with a gun
alright it's called the scheduler and what he can do is change the order things happen
guy but its actually not a guy
A genie contacts you and tells you that 80-year-old-you was allowed to give you one picture. An envelope appears in your hands, and inside you find pic related.
What do?
Realise that I have at least another 62 years left to live and go on an alcohol bender.
Feel bad because minecraft is still a thing.
I kill myself to create a universe-destroying paradox.
Why are you girls so mean?
>>37879498
The only girls that ever come here do so solely to laugh at us. How could a girl ever genuinely identify with this board?
Have you not figured this out?