confess your sins in this thread

I molested you when you were young. You probably don't remember.

I left penis residue on my pillow and loli sister slept on it.

>>37879603
i like traps and i know that they are gay

The See ayy ei is here again

They low ridin' in the 'hood again

I have /hm/ open on another tab right now.

>>37879603
I kissed a girl despite being married.
I still make out with the girl now and then, but it's never went further.
I stole when I was a kid.
I wank daily.
Had gay fantasies and wanked to gay porn, but never done anything gay in RL.
I've abused drugs both legal and illicit.

I abandoned a lot of things that were important to me for no good reason.
I let other people dictate my life at all the wrong moments, and didn't listen to them at all the right ones.
I didn't treat myself and the people around me with care and appreciation
I used the thought of suicide as a crutch to feel powerful, and as an excuse to not listen to the things I could have learned in life
I squandered a life that I actually love in retrospect

i listened to Slayer's God Hates Us All and unironically liked it

>>37879603
The only sin I made was being too prideful and never asking for help when I needed it.

>>37879694
lemme ask, where do you draw the line between a /cm/ and a /hm/?

I've been bad to my parents
I've wasted lots of opportunities I've been given
I have lots of pent up hate
I constantly lie to other and to myself

>>37879629
When you say loli, how young do you mean? If it's high double digits I don't care about that sin unless she's pure.

>>37879603
define sin
like, biblical sin, or just stuff I regret in general

I dated my last ex because I wanted to see what it was like dating a dude and I dumped him for a trap.

When I was 10 me and my cousin went wandering around in the woods and we found a couple of turtles and carried them around. I dropped one and cracked its shell. Then for some reason one of us, I don't remember who, threw the other one at it. We then proceeded to smash the ever living fuck out them with rocks without saying a word to each other. By the time we were done there was blood and pieces of turtle shell scattered all over. I'll never forget the squeals they made. We both swore never to speak of it again and I still to this day have no idea why we did that. I'm not an evil person. I feel so bad. Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I go on reddit for my football teams sub.

I find listening to bloodhound gang and Eminem entertaining.

>>37879838
If it's sfw animu cute male, /cm/. If it's nsfw animu (cute?) male, /y/. If it's real male, sfw or nsfw, /hm/. The line doesn't really apply there because /cm/ and /hm/ have completely different content.

>>37879786
Shit man, that literally describes my current situation, any advice?

>>37879891
The fuck duuuuddddreeeee

>>37879891
That's pretty fucked up anon.

Turtles are bros

i used to give myself enemas with the garden hose when everyone was asleep and masturbate with a belly full of water.
Still kinda miss the feeling.

I walked into the girls bathroom in my school when i was 9 with a straight face because i wanted to know what was inside
When girls came to the bathroom and started screaming i just said i fell from the ceiling.
I was put on detention and labeled a pervert.
forgive me

I'm dating someone 6 years younger then me and I'm a total fucking loser

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>>37879891
Jesus Christ anon..the turtles

>>37879912
Let your ego away for a minute and talk to someone about what you're going through it will help you lessen your emotional luggage a bit.

>>37879603
I was at a party and let some faggot kid bite a frog in half on a bet

I don't love my wife only married her because I'm lazy and she makes a lot of money

I had sex with an extremely drunk girl at a party when I was 17 even though she said stop

I tried to have sex with the family cat for some reason when I was like 8

I stole like $50,000 worth of stuff from walmart age 15 to 25. I'd just walk out with air conditioners and lawn mowers and stuff. Never got caught

>>37879910
so do you prefer beefy guys or ottermode?

Ive masturbated in like, 3 of my friends' beds, and in almost all of my friends' houses.

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>>37879968
I'm dating someone 7 years younger than me and i told them i was a year younger than i actually am.
It's been around 5 months and i can only imagine what will happen when she finds out

>>37880042
Is it like a goal you had ?

>>37879603
I touched a girl's hand once in my community college night classes, so I'm technically not a handholdless virgin. Even though it was just a brush and she jerked it away, I still remember the warmth and softness of her skin.

>>37880014
Ty, i will try, but i can already tell that this is not going to be easy

>>37880053
Why would you lie about what one fucking year.

>>37879603
I had sex with a girl who was 17. The age of consent in my state is 18

>>37880024
how the fuck did you sneak a lawn mower out of walmart?

>>37880068
not a goal no, i just get super hard at the thought of being discovered. jacked off in plenty of public areas too.

>>37879850
same
>>37879891
i cried

>>37880114
You can just walk out like you own it and everyone will just amuse you did.

>>37880153
That's how most theft is done

Once when i was 13-15 i was a complete degenerate and found my moms dildo/buttplug. I used to sniff and suck on it when she wasn't home ane jacked off on it. Also one time I stuck it up my ass then jerked off then put it back without washing it

>>37880153
what if the greeter guy asks for receipt?

>>37880245
Drop it and walk out(fast).

>>37879603
I used my ex fiance's mental health issues as an excuse to jettison myself from a relationship I simply found boring.

>>37880245
I've never seen a greeter at any store here.

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I lied about sending bitcoin to anons.

lmao its easy as fuck and i get (you)s for days.Give it a try guys its fun as fuck triggering summer fags

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>>37879603
>failed normie
I'm not a true robot and I don't belong here. Or anywhere else. I only stay because the only place left to go is hell

One time I was lifting ants up with my shovel to see what they would do and because I liked watching them navigate the cracks in the ground pretending it was a little earthquake. Then my dad came out and asked me why I was smashing them with my shovel and if I liked playing god. I didn't know what he was talking about so I tried smashing them with the back of the shovel and cried when I saw them twitching on it.

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>>37880706
browse /fit/ /soc/ or /adv/ all failed normies boards , leave us robots alone in peace please

>>37880719
I don't bother you guys much, I just lurk without posting most of the time. But this is a confession thread, so I confessed.

>>37880717
Oh also some guy that I basically considered a background character said that I was his closest friend and that he was planning on killing himself. I was in middle school so I had no fucking clue what to do.

>>37879852
Wouldn't "high double digits" be like 83 and 97?

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>>37879603
>Be me
>Sitting on couch with ugly ass dog
>Short-hair chihuahua that is skinny as fuck
>get massive boner
>look at dog
>dog looks guilty and beaten,even though she is a spoiled little bitch
>take off pants
>place her on my lap
>dick presses against her pussy
>its so hairy,feels like rubbing it against a steel-brush
>stick it inside
>feels fuckin awful
>keep doing it anyways
>dog whimpers uncomfortably
>cum in 4 minutes
>worst orgasm of my life
>set dog next to me
>contemplate life
>look at dog
>just gives me that sad fuckin look

what is wrong with me

>>37880719

>/soc/
Bunch of faggots posting their dicks

>/fit/
Bunch of faggots talking about gains

>/adv/
Bunch of faggots

I'm not a true robot either but fuck any of those boards

>>37880245
The greeter at my local Walmart literally has Downs. Just smile and wave to him and you can walk out with anything.

I'm a fursuiter and suck dicks like every day. Satan is also my daddy

>>37879603
I literally cannot stop erping with guys my age or older in a teen chatroom while pretending to be some underage girl.

Also, I want a gaming PC.

>>37879694
>tfw you came here to post this

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>>37880024
o_o Pretty sure this guy outclasses us by several ranks

>>37881086
>o_o
Whoa

>>37879643
Dude we all do

>>37879603
When I was 12, I went to a summer camp
In the locker rooms, I used to play a game with my friends.
We would take our foreskins, piss a little to create foreskin water balloons, and then let "pop" the foreskin balloon, getting piss all over eachother

>>37880858
But, wouldn't it be like "beep beep beep" and shit?

(Even so, I guess the correct response would be "oh sorry, forgot to pay!" and take it back. I don't care enough about my life to do this though.)

>>37879603
almost every single girl i meet i find even remotely attractive, i spend hours at night looking for their social media profiles and masturbating to their clothed pictures

>>37880911
But would you suck my dick if I asked nicely?

>>37881174
no i'm not into nice guys sorry :^\
if you slap me around a bit sure

>>37879729
Well said anon, you're very smart

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Stole my ex best friends gf

>>37879894
>bloodhound gang and Eminem

In the same sentence

>>37881131
What in the actual christ anon

>>37879603
cheated on my ex with 5 different girls over several years. She has no idea. Dating one of the girls I cheated with no.
>>feelsweirdman.jpg

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>>37881131
>foreskins

(oregano)

I accidentally killed my kitty and blamed it on natural causes when my parents asked

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>>37879891
Turtles are robot tier you sick fuck.

>>3788166.
anon how ?!
are you retarded.

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>>37879603
I'm a chronic liar. I don't even know why, it's a habit I've had for as long as I remember. I always lie even when I don't have to, for instance I'll tell a story that never happened.

>>37880798
Did you come in your dog

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I'm not much of a loser.

I'm well educated, my job search is going well, and I have a hobby that I'm passionate about. I'm only here because I'm a 24 year old virgin. I've done everything except receive genital stimulation & give oral or penetration. I'm kind of lonely by design. Even if I were getting laid I would want somebody who could be quiet around me while I look at memes and shit.

My biggest sin is the pornography. No drugs, no lack of discipline, and no crime. I've just sucked with girls since the dawn of time. That's my only claim to legitimacy on /r9k/

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>>37880798
Just how smol is your dicklet?

I come here just to read sad robot stories and laugh at spergs and fuck-ups who populate this board.
You entertain me, froggers :^)

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>>37879603
I practically killed my friend when I was a kid (maybe 7-8 yrs old). We were out on a lake with this small rowboat toy thing and he drowned.

The thing is that I could have saved him but I just froze up and watched him trash. I also distinctively remember that I thought about all the empathy/support I would get from the traumatic experience of watching my friend die, so I let him. Not sure if this part is a fake memory or not.

>>37882473
that's pretty dark, buddy

>>37880097
Anon you did nothing wrong

>>37880922
do you think they realise you're not actually an underage girl and just play along?

>>37879910
what if its a CG male

>>37879603
i saved mlp porn on my computer

The last guy I actively tried to seduce was twice my age. I'm asexual and don't actually want to have sex with anyone but I did it because I wanted to see if I could and because I enjoyed studying him. I was 16 then.

>>37882707
Probably not. They seem to genuinely believe me. I feel bad about it sometimes. They seem so nice too.

>>37879770
God Hates Us All is legitimately a great thrash album, just cuz its edgy doesn't mean its bad

>>37879603
I masturbated in my church multiple times
I often have lesbian fantasies and orgy fantasis ad I have acted out some lesbian ones in real life but no sex
I am a very lustful virgin and I crave sex everyday even though I am still saving my virginity for the future
I have necrophilia fantasies
I often feel the need to die
My hate for others was so strong that caused great harm to people
I turn violent the wounds I caused to others were near fatal
I have diabolical thoughts for those who i despise
I took advantage of people and pretended to be friends with some people to get my way
I never confessed these sins to an actual priest

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>>37883232
Whats with lesbians and violence/edginess?
Seriously
And whats with lesbian domestic violence rates?
Its crazy

>>37883292
You can only punch a vagina so many times before you miss

>>37883292
Actually I am not lesbian, I am bi, I do not really find men attractive sexually, I just want their penises. I could feel emotionally attracted to males but I do not lust the same way I do for girls.

>>37883292
These are just my true sins, I feel a degree of shame for them and that is why I never even thought of confessing them to a priest

I lie when it's to my benefit, i can't help it.
I hate my brother to such a degree that i'm happy when he's unhappy.
I got hit by a car once and i faked a permanent injury to get more money from the insurance company and now i'm trying to keep up the lie infront of people i know.

>>37883232
I also forgot to add that I rarely ask for any kind of help from anyone even though I am in a very crucial and dire situation, my pride takes over me and I believe I am competent and strong enough to handle everything

>>37883369
I understand your feelings, when I despise someone like my ex, whenever he and his new girlfriend or group of friends are enjoying themselves, I wish that misery consumes them and they have the worst and most torturous fate possible
One time, I was molested by some schoolmates of mine and I reported to one of my current friends and exaggerated the story to say that I was brutally raped and know my friend knows that I lied because I am still a virgin.
Also, I lied that my ex and I did much more than just kissing and we were planning to live together just so my classmates would hate him more for leaving me

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>>37879603
I am a chronic liar
I don't even know why I do it, but I can't stop
keep making made up stories
and lies so solid sometimes I start to believe in them myself with time

>>37879891
That's fucking hilarious. Actually lol'd

>>37883421
That's not even the worst part, i hadn't confessed this because it makes me sick to my stomach when i think about it. The place i work has begun to test our products on animals. Sometimes i can hear the dogs and rats scream from my cubical. It's the most horrendous thing in the world and i don't even know what to do about it.

>>37880094
To not get tried as an adult

I'm a homosexual and I don't want to be. I'm also incredibly alone so I think I'm just going to stick with my boyfriend because he's so nice... I'm also quite lazy and I have depression. I used to manipulate people to orbit me, but I stopped that. I am trying to live a constructive life. But it's difficult to get going.

>>37879603
I cross dress in my sister's clothes. It's pretty degenerate.

>>37883446
I have a very special compassion for animals and I believe what they were doing at your workplace was worse than murder. I mean, animals do not have sinful hearts like humans do and I feel absolutely devastated to see an animal get hurt in any way. Humans deserve to die more than animals and I wouldn't feel guilt if I killed some random human but I would break down and sob if I had to kill an animal

I gave my sister and my mother a black eye when I was an adolescent.
I used to like to tear shit up and be destructive in my moms house because I knew she wouldn't do shit about it.
I beat up like 5-6 different kids in elementary and was purposely a dick to every single teacher I came across.
I groped a girls ass in 1st grade and played it off as an accident, the teacher believed me and I got off scot free.
I enjoy making others cry.
I over exaggerate the wrong-doings others have done to me so it feels so much better to hurt them emotionally.
I used to hit small animals.

>>37883517
t. psychopath

You don't really care that you've done these things, do you? You just think that you should.

>>37883536
I know I should and I don't care. It's like one day I woke up and I didn't have empathy anymore.

>>37883550
If you care about wanting to change then it would be best to seek help for it professionally. Maybe get sectioned. Could be fun.

>>37883557
Sectioned?

>>37883588
Hospital. Mental ward. I hear it can potentially be comfy. I might try it out sometime. Could be exiting.

>>37883598
I've been. Pretty unique experience actually. First I've felt a sense of camaraderie in a long time. It's lonely when you're locked up in your room at the end of the day, though.

>>37883625
Do you get books for good behaviour? Because that might be an opportunity for me.

>>37883477
Yeah.. i feel terrible. Why the fuck did i decide to work at a hammer factory?

I peed in a plastic cup a few days ago but threw the liquid into the bathroom sink, then wiped my butt with a paper towel.
I accidentally killed a chick by keeping it warm in my shirt fold. It died of lack of hair.
I used to eat my calloused skin.
I wanted to suck my brother dick because he was the only one that comforted me when I was being bullied.
I farted on his face as revenge for him farting next to mine, which he probably didn't mean to do, now that I think about it...

>>37883663
>I used to eat my calloused skin.
Still do this. I like to chew on it.

>I wanted to suck my brother dick because he was the only one that comforted me when I was being bullied.
How nice of him.

>>37883644
If you like spending half the day in solidarity and the other half in therapy/group time, I recommend going. Also you'll be woken up by a loud nurse at midnight every night to check your vitals. For rewards we got to go to a game room for 30 minutes where we could play ps2, cards, and foosball. No one acted out so I don't know if there's any punishments. You watch movies every night with group and you can pick your food off a menu and they bring it to you 3 times a day, it was fucking good. You can have visitor bring you books and snacks, pretty much anything as long as it goes along with the rules. Thinking back it was pretty comfy. Keep in mind, though, this was my experience, it might be different for you.

>>37882933
>I feel bad about it
Because you're deceiving them?
Or because you're encouraging them to further seek out underage girls?
To be frank anyone who forgets that there are no girls on the internet deserves to be deceived. If you're gonna feel bad, feel bad about the latter.

I pretend to be a virgin online but I have in fact fucked at least 20 different women and have had them pursue me multiple times.
I just like the attention of being sad.

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>TFW I never really done anything wrong in my life, but have never even had a life to do anything wrong in

>>37883645
Sometime people have to take drastic measures to bring food to the table and sometimes people's morals go down the gutter just to earn money. This is an example of the ruthlessness of human nature

I (might have) got my older sister pregnant

>be 15, sister 18
>found her dildo and sniffed it while masturbating
>came on it several times and just wiped off the cum, but didnt wash it, then put it back

>one day come home and witness a big fight between sis and parents
>shes pregnant
>she swore she always used a condom with her bf and has no idea how this could have happened
>sneak into my room and dont say anything

>the kid is turning 3 years soon and I dont know if its mine or not
>we still live in the same house

>>37884026
Is the kid like you?

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>>37884026
Sperm lives for 20 minutes outside of the human body.

>>37884084
Shitty medical maymay

>>37884062
cant tell yet. we have same hair and eye color, but so did her bf of that time.
at least this guy pays child support to my sister which makes life easier. Wish they did an DNA test tho...

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>>37884087
Sorry, I forgot that sperm is immortal and can live for an infinite amount of time in any condition.

>>37884098
>Being this fucking aggressive

You just lost

I'm a pedophile and a zoophile.

>>37879729
This

Original posting

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>>37884108
>he thinks that he can get a girl pregnant by cumming on a dildo, wiping it clean, and then finally inserting it into the vagina hours later.

>>37884139
I picked Yes Man

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>>37884155
Now that's one hell of a sin.

>>37884178
At the least, it wasn't Legion

>>37884190
They may be barbarians, but at least they provide stability over pure anarchy.

>>37881131
i do that all the time in the shower

>>37884202
You can say that about all of them

>>37884139
who said hours later? I also did it when she was home and taking a shower or in the garden. she could have used it 5 mins after I put it back

>>37884190
>not choosing the legion

I accidentally broke the wedding figure thing on the day of the wedding, causing a massive breakdown by the bride.

i habitually jizz into socks every night

>>37880782
I know it's been 5 horses, but you know that a loli has a drop off age before she becomes a woman, right? If you wanna give me some legal lolis go ahead, but they might not met my criteria.

i sometimes go to reddit.
forgive me christ

>>37879891
Its normal this behavior in most kids. Dont feel bad. Its ok you were just a kid. If you dont want this to happend again teach your children in the future to respect animals.

>>37880024
>I had sex with an extremely drunk girl at a party when I was 17 even though she said stop
girl here, what you meant was I RAPED A GIRL

I masturbated outside once when I was very high, when I came after a solid 10 minute furious fap session I noticed a car parallel parking behind me

I had a crush on a girl three years younger than me when I was 15.

>>37884970
>girl here

That was irrelevant

I call myself a robot here but I've had a girlfriend experience

I was so close to having sex with her but my anxiety got the best of me. So close = in bed, grabbing her ass, pleasuring her anus and grabbing her hair, ingested viagra to counter possible erectile dysfunction, but no.

I spent money on a girl because I liked her.

>>37884970
>girl here

no one cares you fuck

Took pictures of my penis and my friends penis when I was 7-10

>flashed people on omega when I was 10-13

>>37879603
Everyday after school me and my friends would have group masturbation sessions.We continued to do this for about ten years. We were very dedicated. It wasn't gay, we would just masturbate in the same room together.

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>>37884970
Yes, that was the point.
Good observation skills there.
Notice that the thread says confessions

>stole money from parents to buy drugs

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Fuck this thread for reminding me of all the times I could of had sex but my autism doesn't detect social queues

>>37879603
I work in a restaurant and every time I hear a kid making too much noise I get the urge to skin them alive and feed them to their parents

>>37879725
Dude you are me. Except I'm not married but in a long term relationship. 10 years now.

>Made out with the gf of my Chad best friend
>Had sex with her
>I a fat looser had sex with one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen IRL.
>And cucked my Chad friend, getting revenge for all the years he had stolen the girls I liked.

Felt super good desu. I don't regret it at all. I made out with her several times after that but they broke up for a different reason. He doesn't know about it. It is mine and Stacies secret.

I also cucked the new BF of my ex gf several times. She broke up with me for him but kept coming back to me to fuck.

They have 2 kids now and I swear the oldest one looks like me. But she denies it of course.

Life is weird.

>>37885533
Kek, I don't understand why robots don't want failed normies and other people like you here, we can live together happy forever after

>>37883428
that's sick anon keep honing your skillz

My parents believe i've been sending job applications for almost a year now, so they give me money for rent and food each month
I never call my family, and never visited my grandma at the hospital before she died

>>37879891
Go fuck yourself you stupid fucking nigger. I hope you get murdered like that.

>>37879629
this is a sins thread, not a wins thread

>drugs
>sex with Asian women
>sex outside of marriage

>>37880024
I also tried to fuck the family cat at around that age

My sister and i dry humped when i was 10ish. We're never talked about it since

I semi-unintentionally raped my gf in the shower (1 pump) then broke down about it straight after.