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Because you may as well get a girlfriend

@38270696
I'm 6 feet tall and not a femboy, dumbass. Nice bait, though. Saged and no (you) for you, faggot.

>>38270725
>I'm 6 feet tall and not a femboy, dumbass. Nice bait, though. Saged and no (you) for you, faggot.
I'm gonna get the you I deserve

Probably every other day. Studying various suicide methods by their convenience, efficiency, and painfulness is a major hobby of mine.

I think I might have a suicide fetish

when im driving home from work sometimes i think about falling from the sky and being impaled on a telephone pole.

The only one that applies is I have a couple friends. But fuck you I'm staying.

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>>38270667

You, and only you Op, are chosen. [email protected]

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>>38270667
>mfw the only thing that doesn't apply to me is being a female
>mfw the only sort of "mental illness" I experience is some seasonal depression when I'm not working or in school.
I think I've become a chad

>>38270637
are you talking about coldplays old stuff because they are still making music

>>38270674

I mean I miss their era when they were on the radio non stop for almost a decade.

I miss Coldplay and their era.

Viva la Vida is their only good song.

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I like this cat!

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Bumping with silly catto.

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Hungy Catto

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literally 94 views on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBUaJKGcnCc

>>38270565
I dunno what you find depressing. Here's two songs that are so beautiful (sung by the greatest singer who ever lived) that I find them sad because I know I'll never experience having a female possess feelings for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07b0SbWWFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRztQT1MrNA

i tried to hang myself to this song once
my dad found me :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lryc05JGtFs

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>>38270513
I posted the same thread about this dream a while back

Are you fucking copying the other threads, samefag?

(pic (un) related)

>>38270513
theyre dreams man, doesnt mean you actually want to fuck a 12 year old girl

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i had a dream in which i was one of the three dicks triple penetrating a man

i came in my sleep

>>38270487
I'd like to but the tears don't come.

Got a discord?

>>38270512
>Got a discord?
Yeah it's Satori#5133

>>38270487
Everything is gonna be okay, you wanna talk about it?

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Just pre-think each thought before thinking it.

Before you think to think a thought, think about whether it's worth thinking in the first place. Then if you think it isn't worth thinking, don't think it.

Problem solved!

>>38270427
>What the fuck is wrong with me and why can't I get her out of my head
Not enough women in your life. You perceive her as special because you don't have the life experience to know that there are a million just like her. You don't even need to find the right woman, just the next woman, and you'll forget all about "her."

>>38270809
But for some months I cared and thought she cared about me too man, it feels so fucked

>>38270402
murder it

mind my own business and let her sleep

>>38270402
Take a pictpict and post on an anonymous image board for social outcasts

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Use the threads here I guess. I have the same issue desu and r9k is my only solace..

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You can't, they'll always lock you up for being honest

>>38270335
What did you say? It must have been bad if they locked you up. Were you talking about specific suicide plans?

Didnt sleep whole night and watched rick&morty second time

i used the internet and ate the same shitty snacks as always
fuck you

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>woke up late
>ate leftover pancakes, forgot to shower
>guy from a /soc/ thread added me, we talked for a bit about Gmod and our friends
>Went for a bike ride, skid both of my arms
>come home, listen to music, browse 4chan, and play sims
>go see the new spiderman
>come home play gmod, sims 3, and oblivion, browse 4chan
>be 2:30 PM, half asleep, see this thread
>type this.
Pretty good day so far, anons.

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>nu-males can find someone to date and live/breed with
>I can't even get a woman to treat me like a human being

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>>38270317
>literally the first photo on /r/happy
Reddit is utter cancer and every time I go to it I'm immediately reminded it's shit.

>>38270426
Ignore the attention whoring wastes of oxygen and go to top of all time.

Soon we shall cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with the Femwhores, for which He had sent no authority.

Let those fight in the way of Elliot who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Elliot, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward.

The punishment of those who wage war against Elliot and His messenger R9K and strive to make mischief in the land of R9K is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them. In the Uprising they shall have a grievous chastisement

>>38270266
I did the sex like an hour ago
Do I win?

>>38270399
You are allowed to post in this thread now. How long did you manage to last?

>>38270422
About an hour and a half.
Don't use lifestyles condoms. Shit sucks.