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Reminder that op is as much a gay faggot as this is original

Just remember you were inside her vagina once

>>38307945
gross desu

origgginallllllllllllllllll

amda

>not having a cock stench exhaust fan for fapping

>>38491107
This is not how you play the game OP.

You have to get tinder+. It's literally like 3 dollars a month and then swipe left on everyone without even looking. After you get some matches then you can differentiate who you like and don't like. It's such a waste of time to be looking at every single person and their bio.

>>38491313
Why would I wa st e money on this ?

>>38491392
>Waste money

3$ to fuck unlimited sluts without putting in any actual effort is not a waste of money.

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>>38307905
>eyeliner
>emo haircut

what a faggot

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>>38307941
>having this closed of a mind

FUCK YOU NEET!
I CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY AND SOCIETY LOVES ME

The best thing you can do on neetbux/autismbux is save all your money, lift weights, and have a really good diet, and sleep 8-10 hours a day for perfect recovery.

Normies hate this kind of NEET/autist MORE than they hate the stereotypical NEET, because it takes power away from the waggie to insult the NEET and reduces the waggie to insulting the NEET for being in shape and really healthy and having lots of savings in the bank.

The normies WANT you to buy drugs and alcohol with your bux because they want to have a legitimate reason to hate you, so don't do that, and just make them feel super envious of your healthy lifestyle, healthy body, and healthy financial status with no debt and lots of savings.

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>>38491970
the problem is, how are you gonna prove your lifestyle to wageslaves?
Those dumb slaves always come up with excuses and will never believe you, because believing it means they have to lose sleep over the realization that their life is wretched.
Ignorance is bliss.

I'm too youny to remember (19), did everyone say it was revolutionary or did most people say it was a meme?

>>38307892
It was pretty "revolutionary" when it came out. It didnt do anything new per say, it just did a lot of stuff and had it on one package.

Original 2007 iphones had the shittiest battery life ever

>>38307892
God I feel old. 2007 was like yesterday.

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get a fleshlight then

why wasn't this original godammit

>>38490954
>>38490954
same, idk why but the last 2 weeks i have been so horny and jerked several times a day.

>>38490954
>Implying guys with girlfriends don't fap

wauwww friend

back in 2012 I ruined my Mom's old car by speeding around the streets while listening to the Drive soundtrack

the engine overheated and broke the radiator

>>38490942
I could only make it 43 seconds into it before I cringed out.

Good thing I trusted my gut and didnt go out and see it. It seemed like a normie friendly Drive. Gotta throw in tons of music into those uncomfortable and tense moments for the normies.

>>38490942
movie was all over the place
6/10 because hot latina

>>38490891
at any convention or library.

Conventions, local parties dedicated to games like Rock Band, anime forums, etc.

How about you just stop being such a goddamn degenerate instead

Hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it grow too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them?

>>38307844
for starters you need to kill yourself yourself

>Giving a lapdance for a guy
2
>Sitting in a guy's lap
4
>Eating a guy's ear out
What
>Licking a guy's balls
2
>Having a guy "teabag" you
1
>Kissing and licking a guy all over
2
>Kissing and licking a guy's abs, shoulders, and back
3
>Kissing a guy under his chin once or a couple times
4
>Licking a guy under his chin once or a couple times
2
>Licking a guy across his mouth while his lips are closed
4
>Having a guy kiss your thighs
5
>Having a guy lick your thighs
4
>Having a guy squeeze your thighs and rub them
4
>Having a guy kiss your back and shoulders
4
>Having a guy kiss and lick your waist
4
>Having a guy kiss your ear
3
>Having a guy kiss right next to your ear
4
>Having a guy lick your neck
4

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>>38307688
>>Eating a guy's ear out
>What

Licking inside a guy's ear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt3TYfea4Ps

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>>38307670
>Why do the gay anime weabs always post their retarted pics as if it's real life. Jesus Christ

sowwie

And they're usually gays or trannies too

Why can't the qt anime girls have real girls behind them

>>38307697
Because there's like five real girls here and they're either hambeasts or dykes

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>>38490882
Someone will post it, this thread isnt going in a good direction.

>>38490882
romano is best cheese

>>38490903
Yes, we already know some edgy faggot who just learned of its existence will be just aching to post it.