I just pulled a tick off my dogs eyelid.
I feel like a surgeon
wtf? that tick was eating the bacteria off of him thus helping him. if you keep doing stupid stuff like that your dog wont live for 2 more years... ugh white "people"...
>surprise penis inspection at work
>forgot to take penis that day
>fired for failing inspection
>>38368900
>not saying it was cut off at birth
Were you even trying, anon?
Any robros on here into tickling?
(Fetish)
>tfw when you will never be tickled by forced and pass out laughing
>>38368849
yea, my bf doesn't understand it but is willing to tickle me when i ask for it
>>38369021
R u a gril
Jhhh
>see argument in thread
>jump into argument pretending to be one of the people
>completely derail everything
>argument now consists of two replies to each talking point along with constant "that's not me"
>>38368838
>see two anons agreeing with each other in a thread
>pretend I'm one the anons
>tell him I was just kidding and he's a retard
>both anons get into an argument
feels great to be /DEVILISH/
>see two anons finished another cookie-cutter yes/no argument an hour ago
>pick up where he left off
LOCK ME UP
Who here wishes they could just dream 24/7? I'm only happy when I'm dreaming
>nu-r9k is shit
>second main board is also getting worse and worse
Well time to get out and do something productive.
You'll find somewhere I'm sure. /jp/ went through a shitty transformation like 4-5 years ago as well. You have to accept as teenagers find communities it pushes the older group out.
>>38368686
just move to 7,8 or wiz that's what i did i only some times browse here because there kind if slow
>be INTJ
>can only relate to evil mastermind characters
>hate majority of media because power of friendship and "bad guy is bad"
Also MBTI is shit
>>38368660
>MBTI
>shit
Choose one
I now own a bike and fuck a nigger girl sometimes.
Bend before my marxist power level you pleb
Post pictures or gifs that provoke a melancholic emotional response
It's why the internet is under attack.
If you are a white male, you have no excuse for being single, not a single one. If Tyrone can get laid despite most women having no interest in him, you can easily get laid.
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Get a permanent copy while you can.
So what you drinking tonight europe-anons? Pic related is what im drinking sadly its only 2,5 volume but i got some Seven Seas Cane which is 33%
Femanon's, when you say you want a man who is aggressive, what exactly do you mean? Give us an example.
>>38368550
stephen king's dark tower, i assume?
>>38368550
Someone who slaps them whenever they act crazy.
Not a roastie, but I assume this is the general idea
>>38368550
Every morning i wake up to him slapping me with his dick. When he gets back home from working he always says hi to me with a spinning kick. Pulls my hair during sex, on the shower, and on random situations when im with my family. Also slaps me at every second to relieve stress. So hot.
MAMI YO ME SIENTO TUYO
YO SE QUE TU TE SIENTE MIA
DILE AL NOVIECITO TUYO
QUE ERES UNA PORQUERIA