Are you a natural hard-worker?
>>38381329
Yes. Handsome doggo
haven't seen one of these threads in a while. tags are: r9k, robot9001, r9komegle.
>be half black and half white
>lonely, could never find a girl who got me or truly gave a shit about me
>meet a girl online who seems real cool, like the same stuff I like, she's like my ideal woman personalitywise
>see a pic of her, she's real pretty too
>notice she's Asian, ask her ethnicity
>"I'm half thai, half Russian"
Well, guess I gotta find another girl now.
>>38381187
I don't get the problem
>>38381223
the problem is she's thai, not Japanese. Japanese are the only Asians worth being with
>Fat and always make massive poo's.
>Decide to user my superpowers for evil.
>Load up a spicy bowel movement
>see a Stacy working at department store
>go into the nearest deserted fitting room or bathroom
>relieve myself quietly all over the place
>shit on clothes and smear it
>leave quietly while whining my ass on a Stacy shirt
>hope Stacy finds my masterpiece
>see wagies at mcdonalds.
>make poo-poo hammocks full of my chocolate Easter eggs for them to find
>fuck you wagies
Anyone else?
You're being a huge asshole for absolutely no reason, what have these people ever done to you? Fuck yourself
>>38381931
Leave fucking normo
RooooooooooooooOooooooo!
ITT post cute girls/trapsDoes anybody know who this is?
>>38507345
i know exactly who that is, i bought her crashlands!
>>38507345
stop
it's not too late
save yourself
>>38507373
That was nice of you to do.Or if you're orbiting her, you're pathetic but that was still nice.Can you post more of her or tell me her name please?
>taking a piss
>eurethra STINGS
This happens every 3-4 months but oh man this hurts. Especially when you've got to use the restroom pretty bad. You robots ever felt something like this?
>>38507342
>This happens every 3-4 months but oh man this hurts. Especially when you've got to use the restroom pretty bad. You robots ever felt something like this?
Nice!
>>38507342
Drink more water faggot
>>38507354
You say that, Steve, but its really not really isn't. Fortunately it appears to be subsiding for now.
>>38507361
But anon, I've drunk 1.5 L water, a cup of coffee and a Gatorade. Is that not enough?
>mfw i missed the only chance in my pathetic life to get the succ from a thot at space camp
I really hate myself. At least I got the nice helmet.
>>38381102
>at least I got a cool helmet
that wasn't spacecamp, OP
Anyone here use viagra? I don't really have trouble getting erections when I'm by myself and I often get morning boners, but when I'm with a girl (happened twice), I can't get an erection because of the anxiety (and probably due to porn watching as well). I want to try viagra, but i'm afraid this can make me blind (have been studies) or that I become insensitive to it. Does anyone have experience with the drug? I'm 20 years old.
You're probably fucking gay. Completely srs
FYI viagra runs around $600 for 10 tablets at Walmart. Have fun going broke just to have a boner 10 times.
I'm currently 24. I lost my virginity with Viagra, because I was anxious, just like you. I was actually 21, so I feel I can relate.
Even though Viagra worked, I believe a better path would be to try to relax. I know its not as simple as 'just chill bro' or 'just be confident, bro', but the following will greatly improve your performance
>Excercise
It helps you release all those feel good chemistry your body needs. If you know you are going to have sex try doing some cardio a couple of hours lately. You will feel more relaxed
>Some kind of meditation
Focus on your breath. Just for five minutes, do that. Focus on the air you breath in and breath out. It's fucking science, there are plenty of papers proving that meditation helps you feel better.
>Change your inner voice
Instead of telling yourself 'I will dissapoint her' or 'I am a losser, who am I kidding' try to encourage yourself. See the bright side and compliment yourself. I know this sound silly, but if you are not backing up yourself., who do you expect to do it?
I hope it helps. I'm not a sex machine, but I don't use Viagra. And have gotten better over sex anxiety. HAVE FUN, REALLY. DON'T FUCKING FOCUS ON THINGS, FOCUS ON FEELING GOOD, THAT'S WHY SEX IS GOOD
>tfw R-Ruby doesn't w-want to pair program w-with you
H-How do y-you guys m-make friends?
>order a dominos pizza 30 fucking minutes ago
>it's still at this point
Should I expect a delivery guy to poud on my door any second?
Delivery guys are sometimes lazy niggers who forget to update it. Be sure to not give the lazy wagie his tip.
>>38381233
The faggit just a couple minutes ago got here. Their website is useless. He mumbled "warararara been at it since 10pm" I have no idea what he's trying to admit to me but 10pm was 2 hours and 17 minutes ago. What he was trying to say it was routine rather then "SORRY!" Fuck Dominos. I am glad I added extra toppings etc to my order until the tip only rounded out to like 40 cents.
>hit on milf
>expect to get rejected
>she shows interest
>whatdonow.jpg
>"heh, yeah"
>walk away
WHY
WHY EVER DAMN TIME
>girl is showing disinterest
>rush things to get rejected swift and painlessly
>suddenly catches interest and wants to meet up
FUCK NOW ITS GONNA HURT MORE
living is a horrific and degrading experience
more at 11
>>38507304
That is true, that is true
Therefore, here's your (you)
>>38507304
Ducks can fly so its ok
>>38507386
thanks i needed that
origami
Male feminists are widely hated by literally everyone including feminists
Female anti-feminists have legions of adoring beta fans wiling to do anything for them.
Can someone explain this to me?
>>38380746
Feminism is a anti-humanity movement with a special grudge for any men, to the point where even their male lap dogs are regarded as filth
While anti-feminism is sometimes considered the other side of the coin, they do not hate women(unless you get into the deeper cuts of antifeminism, such as this place), unlike their female counterparts, and are thus still susceptible to becoming orbiters
>>38380746
Female anti-feminism is fraudulent, so of course it's going to draw in more white knights. All women, regardless of what they claim, are feminists at heart.
>>38380746
That's because anti feminists are right
Should dads care about their daughter's sex life?
>>38507263
If you consider a (even remotely easy-to-look-at) woman's virginity to be indicative of any sort of value (self-control, pickiness, chastity), then yes, in the same way that you'd care about your son being a fucking robot.
>>38507263
They should care about their son's non existing sex life that is turning them to anime,4chan,homosexuality and overall degeneracy
>feminist father
cringed so hard I nearly broke my neck
I like Cogman from BayFormers and the rest of the franchise is a steaming pile of bearshit. Savvy?
>tfw you are too random for /r9k/