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>somewhat
>rather
>relatively
>nearly
>presumably
>sort of
>seem

Shut Up Cuckass.
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>>38510431
>>rather
>>relatively
>>presumably
>>seem

Yup. In my defense, I work in law, where those terms have value.
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He was presumably a rather something somewhat of a person. Relatively speaking however, he seemed sort of the person I'd nearly fall in love with.
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>>38510530
stop it

what does this even mean

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Before you ask, I forgot how many girls i've fucked but its in the lower double digits like 20-30

now ask away virgins
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>No proof of anything
Sure buddy, maybe one day you'll be cool
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How do you do it Chad? How do you always win?
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>>38395221
i dont have to prove anything to you

if you think im lying dont post in my thread bitch

>>38395236
positive outlook brah

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Why aren't femanons perfect like pic related
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>>38395180
Why arnt anons like Chad? Cause anons/femanons are who they are specifically cause they arnt perfect
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I will never understand why people find tan lines attractive.
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>>38395214
>Why arnt anons like Chad?
Takes a lot more work than simply not stuffing your face

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I observe lots of human females (XX) with these around their neck. What kind of image are they trying to present?
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>>38510421
A sense of style and nobility maybe? My sister wears one but she refuses to tell me for some reason. Whatever
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>>38510421
>females (XX
a lot of females (XY) wear them as well
Its called the trap choker
idk why
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>>38510421
That they have a black belt in sucking dick, duh.

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do you ever wake up and wonder if yesterday actually happened or if it was all just a dream?
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Only when I get really drunk.
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Yes, it's called 'last-thursdayism'
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No, my reality is much too real.

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>sister eants to set me up with one of her roastie high school friends
How do I get out of this without hurting feelings? The last thing I need ia some little white girl bitching to me about mundane
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>>38510375
You're actually getting a chance to have a gf and you're going to pass it up because she might be white? You should be happy you're getting anything at all.
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>>38510626
According to OP she's a roasty. I don't blame him. Why cuck yourself for a girl you know you won't be compatible with?
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>>38510375
Just try it, what's the worst that could happen? And thank your sister for trying to help you.

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When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya
At seven pm a main hatchway caved in, he said
Fellas, it's been good t'know ya
The captain wired in he had water comin' in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searches all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the daughters
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Jotun Free To Own

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/
https://www.gog.com/game/jotun

Add a permanent copy to your account while you can
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>robot drug thread.. post your kill
been smoking and drinking for a few hours... not sure how many hits of acid I should take. This is my only wageslave day off..
>34 decides how many hits I take. 15 tabs left
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>>38394861
I need you to take 15 tabs for me.

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Why aren't shaking hands?! Go out there and shake people's hands! Post results.
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Dick to Dick.

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20 year old who's ruined his life here. Can I get some general life advice from older 23+ robots? Especially on being socially retarded?
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24 y/o anon here, been on the chans for nearly 10 years now. What do you want to know desu?

Being socially retarded? Well, you'll never truly be normal. Only exposure to social interactions will get you experience/able to read other people. A lot of normies will advise you to "just say what's on your mind without thinking". Don't do that, you're not a normie and you'll just look like a sperglord. It's better to be considered "quiet and chill" than that annoying sperg.

I can give you more advice on anything else as well.
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>>38510472
I'm just starting uni, is 21-24 too old to try out the clubs or social activities there?
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>>38510532

Nobody will think any differently of your age, you're still in the same age group as them. I've seen actual geezers in classes. They don't know your age unless you tell them anyway. Most people think I'm 21ish, but nobody expects me to be 24. Nobody really is paying attention to you anyway. Go ahead and join cubs/social activities, form study groups with other students in your class. Also, take school seriously, other people in your class will want to be around you if you're smart/"have a future".

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>That kid who would be sitting at a table with other kids when one of them says how everyone at this table is cool making you feel good, then 3 seconds later says "except for anon, no offense"

Should of shot the school up
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>>38394755
>hey guise lets play survivor and vote someone off the table
>everyone votes for you
>hang head in shame and have to leave
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>>38394775
>They decide to stop playing survivor right after

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Why do you guys pee in jugs?
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>>38510333
Why not?

orgasm
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I have a bladder issue that makes me have to get up to piss very little amounts every hour or so. Its just easier to piss in a jug then empty it out at the end of the day.
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>>38510333
My dad is a raging alcoholic and he sleeps in the basement. My room is directly above his bed and you can hear my every move down there. I pee in jugs so I don't wake him up at night and have him beat me.

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Tinder discussion thread !
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>>38394736
Daily reminder that you shouldn't be using tinder if you are 25 year old or older. Thank you.
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>>38394736
tindu nuffin
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I'm going to make a tinder pretty soon, any advice anons?

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Hey robots, I've been looking into the idea of bottling and selling my own beer from recipes that I've created while home brewing beer. I'm looking into the process of doing this, how much it would cost to get more gear to brew with, looking in to brand names and all that. I just wanted to ask if anyone from R9K would be interested in trying free samples and giving me constructive criticism. Also I would love to pay some of you robots to help me market it if I can get it off the ground. Work when you want, can work at home. Don't need any social skills, I don't care what you look like. Been on this board for 2 years now and would love the chance to give back. Would anyone be interested in something like this?
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>>38394733
Are you in the UK? If so, I might be interested...

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