We haven't had one of these in a while plus I got a new phone so i need comfy wallpapers.
bumpin for interests desuka
Here is nice image fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7eh2pxXGps
Apologize patriarchy!!
If a girl do stuff in a playfull way with you, such as randomly hit you with a kids ballon (happened to me last week) does that means she's into you?If yes, then.. I-I think I have a chance guys !
>>38473719
Do not mistake kindness for affection
>>38473719
Do you ever catch her checking out your bulge? Does she grab your arms and feel your muscles? Are you Chad?
No? Give up
>>38473719
>ugh look at that dat retard
>just sitting there staring at his phone
>why is he even here? It's my sister's birthday
>he smells so bad like sweaty ass cum ugh
>is he gonna move? At all
>I'm gonna hit him with this balloon see if he moves
>ok no he's just typing on his phone still
>college dorm in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Hit Dick
my parnts r away at the store hury and post good hentai to watch before they come back desu!!!
>>38473633
Read this
https://myreadingmanga.info/gujira-4-gou-make-a-matchless--succubus-masochistic-eng/
>>38473633
Here you go anon. Piping hot from the internet
evry hentai wbebsite gives me ads and popups and my laptop starts to freeze ill nevre watch any at this rate
ADHD Anon, what are your superpowers?
My superpower is struggling against digressing thoughts while trying to focus on something important.
My ADHD power is not being able to concentrate on work and always getting sidetracked
My ADHD power is to not be autistic, I can run fast like naruto
I'm in love with your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
I'm in love with your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
I'm in love with your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
>>38473603
'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I'll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em
>tfw too tired to go to work
>wake up middle of night feeling hungry
>leave my room and go upstairs to kitchen
>open cupboard and see kraft mac and cheese cup. not that great but itll ease the hunger a little bit.
>remove lid and stick under faucet
>forget to turn faucet on
>stick mac and cheese without water into microwave and turn it on
>come back when done and realize i didnt put any water into it.
>now the entire house smells like burnt mac and cheese and i could have burnt the house down.
anyone else here retarded?
I've absentmindedly thrown ramen into the microwave without water, but never put it under a non-running faucet first. I'm not sure which is worse.
I left geogre foreman on for 2 hours while leaving the house
What if he had survived his an heroing and made a miraculous full recovery?
>>38473458
Plowed in jail
>>38473458
Mfw I look like a fat Rodgers
>>38473502
They don't put guys like him in general population.
>we lived in the same room because it was the cheapest way
>he was my friend since grade school
>the plan was to make some dough then travel to Australia
>we found two of the worst, least profitable jobs there was
>i washed dishes and he worked for a moving company
>we both worked long hours, came home, ate while watching tv then went to bed
>after a couple of months we were quite worn out
>one saturday afternoon we sat watching some old movie, too tired to go out drinking but still bored
>he would say; i'm so horny but I just can't see myself sitting in a bar, trying to get a flirt.
>"same here, I'm so tired I would probably fall asleep after the first beer anyway."
>yeah, but I'm real horny tho. That's the problem living like this, I couldn't just pull it out and start beating it when ever I got the feeling.
>"you could go to the bathroom"
>yeah. I'm thinking about it.
>"why don't you pull it out. I'm horny too. Let me see what you got. We could beat it together."
>>38473400
He would give me this kinda daring look but he was up to most things. He said;
>ok. I don't mind if you don't.
>he pull down his jeans and underwear and push them off his legs onto the floor.
>he got a very pale cock with yellow hairs. It is not erect but close to it.
>since it was my idea I do the same as him and pull my pant off. I got a big cock covered with dark pubes.
>It starts to grow as soon as I take it out. I haven't jacked off in two weeks
>wow. You're big! I didn't know you had such a big dick and I've known you for years!
>"why would you know? I haven't seen you naked eather"
>he got a full erection now but he have this very long foreskin that coveres the whole thing.
>I'm growing larger and the thing goes up against my belly. It's purple and the tip is wet
>shit I'm getting hard just looking at that thing, just think about some girl trying to suck it off. And then take it inside her. She would cry for mercy.
>"I would never be so lucky. Girls think I'm some kind of creep. I don't have the right look"
>shit let me just tuch it. I have never even seen such a cock. It's making me hot
>>38473481
>"sure, go ahead. I'm don't mind"
>he put hin hand on my cock and tuch the skin, while doing so he grab his own cock and start masturbating.
>i just look at his hand while he tuches the head, rubs it with his finger, then pull the hand away and lean down over it
>i have his head between my legs and i can feel him kissing the tip of my dick
>"this is wierd" i think but i watch him jack himself off and let him continue
>he put his mouth over my cock and suck it but i pull him off
>sorry, i couldn't help myself
>"that's ok but I'm not a homo"
>neighter am i, i'm just so hot. I have to come.
>he start to masturbate harder and harder
>i start doing it too
>can't i please suck you while you come. Please
>ok, do it
>he diced down and suck the whole thing like crazy. Choking on it. But going again and again. Sucking. Jacking off and sucking like mad.
>it feels good. I imagine myself fucking my highschool crush and feel myself coming
>"shit, i'm coming. I'm coming now. Oh god i come. I come."
>he bury my whole cock in his throat and keep it all the way in there while I come and come and come
>i'm all done and he let my cock go
>i watch him and he's finished too
>there is come all over his balls and legs
Sorry about mis types. I got hot writing it. Anyway. Bump if you liked it.
>Be me
>Told I have to graduate high school to be something all my life
>Graduate high school
>Go to college and get debt
>Meet qt who fucks everything up
>Fall madly in love with qt but qt leaves and cucks me
>I have mental collapse
>Flunk outta uni
>Can't find job besides temp warehouse work
>Become worthless NEET
>I did not want this
>Years go by and nothing has changed
>Alone and still living at home
>Approaching 10 year reunion
>What have you done with your life, Anon?
Absolutely fucking nothing, OP. Feels bad mang.
>getting married to qt
>been dating 4 years
>known her for half my life
>recently tells me she wants a gf
She's never had the slutty experimentation phase, and this is her way of messing around a bit. I'm chill with it, but wonder where to draw the line - i.e length of time, how serious their thing gets etc.
Thoughts?
>be me 5 or 6 yo
>neighbor chick about the same age
>she was my best friend(girl)
>blonde, blue eyes, beautiful smile, supportive and interesting.
>we decided to play house
>we argued, tried to be adult. Basic autistic shit.
>got comfy and thought about going to sleep
>got under a table for some fucking reason
>took our clothes of and started kissing
>first time for bought of us
>these weren't cute kisses, lips pushed out, mouth closed
>these were full on younger action, fucking best feeling ever
>she had cute pink panties, and succulent lips
>got my first erection
>fucking Hurt like hell
>try to force it down with my hand
>and we keep on kissing
>this house on for the summer
>next summer she brings her friend(girl)
>tells her about the dick
>both giggle, got fucking annoyed
>didn't really bother me later
>next summer she doesn't live there anymore
>comes back the next
>we barely talked and because weve gotten older
>we've understood WTF we did
>everything got awkward after that
>saw her again some years later
>I think we had a glance of awkwardnes
>haven't met her since
>still think of her all the time
>be me now 15
>depressed and horny
Wanted to hear, did any of you have something similar. Give me your stories.
P. S. If someone's getting off to this, her name is Martha, Eastern Europe, Baltic. Go jerk
BTW, pic not related
>>be me now 15
MOOOOOODDDSSSSS
>>38473328
*sweating profusely*
I-I mient 19, 19!!!
>>38473273
>>15
B& mateey