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i hate you OP, i wish i wasn't broke so i could order some delivery do not feel like cooking tonight

>>34050480

This was $8. 8x7=56 a week and I only have oatmeal at home(motel) so it's like $65 a week

>>34050454
fuck good stuff

i hate you western societies with your shitty wealth

>>34050332
>tfw lost virginity through cuckoldry
Op actually isn't a faggot this time

>>34050332
well first of all, no woman even wants me for a cuck relationship because i have shit all to offer. that's why

>>34050332
Not a cuckhold? tell me why?
don't like whoring out my girl to other guys.

>>34050323
>lightskinned black

>>34050361

dark skinned black women are objectively better, if you can find a hot one

>>34050323
Blasian Is the obvious choice

>>34050288
Is your name originally Elliot?

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>He smokes and sits with his legs crossed

>>34050329
No I'm not elliot

>>34050278
No, they pissed on a bed in a hotel Obama will never visit again in his lifetime
Trump is a true beta if this story is legit

>Real life is now From Russia, With Love

I don't believe it

>>34050278
This is /pol/'s doing. Settle down autists.

>>106527008

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>>34050235
>bear found the bloodroom

I masturbate six times a day. sometimes my foreskin rips. I keep going.

>>34050235
Too many chads and stacys

>>34050229
at least he accomplished something meh

>tfw i spent 100000 hours on runescape

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>4.4 million free (You)s just for counting

Call her and ask her for a drink. Don't be creepy.

Give me your pills, mongrel. I'll show you how to take them.

>>34050186
>be me, attractive 30-year-old pharmacist
>aspie with a burned finger comes in to get his boo boo looked at
>mouthbreathing as soon as he walks in, eyes watery, holding back big boy tears.
>he waddles up to the counter and starts oggling me
>do my job and explain to him how to take codeine
>he starts gawking at medicine he doesn't need
>pull my shirt down because it felt uncomfortable riding up my boobs
>he sees me doing this
>gets dumb look in his eye
>a zit pops on his third chin
>he hands me a sweaty crumpled $20 bill
>"t-thanks m'lady" he says as he hobbles away
>the look in his eyes makes me feel sick to my stomach, barely blurt out "no problem, if you have questions I'm here til 10"
>he lets out a light "ree" of delight
>wiggles and jiggles to the door, leaves
>vomit all over my breasts as soon as he goes, uncontrollable impulse after remembering his face

>>34050141

I take drives by myself all the time - just me and my music. Just go until I'm almost out of gas, refuel and the turn around. I love it. It's as close as I get to actual therapy.

i always wanted to escape on my moped when i was a teen and just drive through finland, russia poland until i got to central europe

maybe i'll get a real bike some day and do it

>>34050141
I'd do this right now if my car wasn't in the shop

>>34050133
This is what a normalfag beta provider sees every morning

>>34050208

implying she doesnt shut the door cus she wants privacy

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>>34050133
Yeah well this is what I see every morning


guess I win haha ;_;

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http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html


This is on /fit/'s first page.

>>34050115
>jog in place
Don't. Go outside to jog.

Wait wtf. Use old spice..is that bad???

>>34050088
wahh wahh, my problems are so bad it's not like i'm a roastie or anything!11 seriously shut the fuck up you stupid whore. try being a guy in this stupid society stupid bitch. fuck you

>>34050140
Well fuck you too.
It is more acceptable for guys not to be social.

If we both have to work for a living than its easier for guys

You can do it though. Just put on a wig, with bangs to cover your face and learn some makeup tricks. Stream yourself playing some autist game like EUIV. You don't even have to say anything. When one of them tries to contact you have skype sex with them, unveil your girlcock, and record it all. Then threaten to show it to their family if they don't give you money. Couldn't be easier.

>allowing yourself to deliberately be in the friend zone

What a cuck. And the answer to your question is no.

>>34050153
I can't become her boyfriend immedeatly, If I want to see her outside the blub she needs to be my friend firstly. Are you retarded?

>>34050182
club*
Original

no but I call dibs on her asshole. no way in fuck you're getting the first lick

>>34050071
I'm so sorry. You have AIDS now.

This is actually pretty hot, tbqh with you famalam.

>>34050015
nypa desu senpai desu senpai

>>34050015
>Linking to reddit
Fucking kill yourself op

>>34050086
>Muh website wars xD

did most 4channer hit an emotional stunt at 13 year old or something? adults behaving like retarded children