>go to clinic to get treated for minor oil burn on finger

Call her and ask her for a drink. Don't be creepy.

Give me your pills, mongrel. I'll show you how to take them.

>>34050186
>be me, attractive 30-year-old pharmacist
>aspie with a burned finger comes in to get his boo boo looked at
>mouthbreathing as soon as he walks in, eyes watery, holding back big boy tears.
>he waddles up to the counter and starts oggling me
>do my job and explain to him how to take codeine
>he starts gawking at medicine he doesn't need
>pull my shirt down because it felt uncomfortable riding up my boobs
>he sees me doing this
>gets dumb look in his eye
>a zit pops on his third chin
>he hands me a sweaty crumpled $20 bill
>"t-thanks m'lady" he says as he hobbles away
>the look in his eyes makes me feel sick to my stomach, barely blurt out "no problem, if you have questions I'm here til 10"
>he lets out a light "ree" of delight
>wiggles and jiggles to the door, leaves
>vomit all over my breasts as soon as he goes, uncontrollable impulse after remembering his face

I wish I had a prescription for the succ

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>>34052023
How about a lethal dose of morphine instead?

>>34052124
That's fine too doc

>>34052124

That'd be amazing, my man.

Hook me up.

>>34051669
Anon, write a tendies greentext thread for us tonight please. I recognized your writing style and know it's you anon. GIMMIE tendies greentext

>>34052124
i can think of no better way to go

>>34050186
give her a call and get her to succ

seriously though you got nothing to lose.
initiate something but don't be weird.
worst case scenario she says no, best case scenario SUCC