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>22 years old
>already starting to feel the need to produce an offspring
How do I get rid of it?
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Get a vasectomy
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>>34055835
you don'toriginioasdudiasuo
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>>34055835
It's easy find a cute girl, get married and have kids
just kidding bro. dont worry it's a phase you will get over it.
i had the same feeling when i was 20 after a few years it has subsided.
The paternal instinct wont just go away but do you really want to bring a child to this fucked up planet
>I took a pill in Ibiza
>To show Avicii I was cool
>And when I finally got sober felt ten years older
>But fuck it was something to do
Don't know why, but this song hits me in the feels every time.
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Lmao Avicii is that nigga still alive?
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>>34055806
Same
It's fucked that it's so mainstream but I feel it conveys a hidden meaning
I had this same feeling with High by Tove Lo, sorta fell like I was listening to a different song than everyone else because the lyrics got to me
Am I a fucking normie?
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Your music is shit your generation is shit get the fuck off my board fuck you and fuck your shitty normie music
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Since you freed him from his winzip prison, a genie is willing to grant you one wish, but if you try to push the limit by wishing for anything like more wishes, more genies, omnipotence, generic magic powers, or anything that essentially functions as a way to get more wishes, he's going to fuck you in the ass and cut off all your limbs instead. Also, you can't wish for love.
What do you tell the genie?
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That nigga jinn pimp me Prince Ali
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>>34055727
It takes me back to the times when my local comic book store and mtg store had that poster.
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>>34055727
I think I'll wish for decent or good plastimodelism skills(painting, denubbing, modding, etc.)
since I can't ask for love, asking for a gf would be pointless, since it wouldn't necessarily have love and would probably end up with me having my heart broken, and I'm not ready for this
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At what age do men hit the wall?
Im 27 y/o and I think I've already wastes my best years, my peak performance was probably wasted.
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Anywhere between 25~45.
Men have a lot more variables in terms of hitting the wall, where as women only have looks.
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>>34055709
Strongly agree with that. A man's wall is defined by what he has to offer.
A man can hit the wall in his 20s if he isn't going anywhere career-wise and his girlfriend wants a provider.
A man with control over his life and good finances and who spends his time working on creative hobbies or in the outdoors instead of playing video games can hit the wall at 45.
It depends on a lot of factors.
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>>34055709
I know this but do women really hit the wall?, for example look at the cougar culture, elder women, with succesfull careera most of the time having casual sex with young men, it is almost like did ignore the wall.
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Does anyone remember when this board was created? 2017-01-11 04:29:58 Post No.34055671
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Does anyone remember when this board was created?
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When did it become the hub of social outcasts that it is?
Did people 'claim' this as a non normie board? Does anyone know the history/?
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>>34055671
It was a board for "Gentlemen". It was basically old /b/ with a classy "Gentlemen" overtone.
Images were once filtered by the robot, so people would edit images by a few pixels so they could be reposted. They would also spam "MUTEBLOX" at the end of their post.
Robot was always part of the community although the meaning slowly changed.
Later, it was a hub for hookups basically before /soc/ was created. There was also tons of camwhoring, like in every single thread.
Then it was about feelings, sort of like now but more greentexting. Then slowly more about being a fucking loser virgin, although that was part of the board for a while before feels threads.
Frogposting is more of a recent thing.
The board was also deleted.
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It was a bunch of relationshit greentext posts. Robots as we know them didn't exist back in 2008.
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>>34055671
I was here for the beginning.
It came to fruition because /b/ was starting to receive an influx of....somewhat more intelligent threads; separate from /b/'s hivemind/meme culture.
So Robot 9000 comes along for more intelligent/original content. Of course with intelligence comes misery, so it wasn't long before "that feel" threads started popping up.
That didn't stop /b/'s memes from leaking over, particularly (at the time) Wojak. Back then Wojak had only one face, and he showed up in "that feel threads". Most board members only knew him as "that feel guy" at the time.
So why aren't you playing Tibia, the greatest MMO of all time, bots?
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But I am, I haven't played in two months because my premmy ended.
If anyone still playing? Have you noticed any decrease in bots?
Also, is Tibia the mmorpg with the comfiest map and places ever?
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>>34055725
I've barely seen bots. I'm playing on Luminera. And yes, Tibia is the comfiest game everwhen you aren't hunting something dangerous and you suddenly get dc'd, that is
A lot of people still playing, anon. Just bought a premmy account yesterday, been a whole year since I last played it.
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>>34055649
I haven't played in a while but I also have a char on Lum op. what level are you guys you might inspire me to start playing again
>or maybe i already know you
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Original hmm
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>>34055617
Not much to wonder about. That's just some sperg at some kind of gaming/technology convention with one of the many booth girls.
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>>34055617
Wow, no hover handing for carl the cuck
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Some say hmmmmm
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WHY DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS WARN ME OF GBP INFLATION 2017-01-11 04:23:24 Post No.34055583
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WHY DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS WARN ME OF GBP INFLATION
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>Be me average neet getting gbp one day at a time
>usually able to save up enough gbp to get tendies 2 even 3 times a week sometimes
>get once in a lifetime opportunity
>mummy says she'll give me a million gbp if I go to university
>ace all exams get into oxford
>first couple of weeks felt like limitless tendies
>had enough to move from the basement to the attic
>dumped old loli waifu for even younger loli waifu
>after a few weeks though tendie prices started skyrocketing
>went form 20 to 50 to 500 gbp in the matter of a few weeks
>soon enough I'm paying thousands of gbp for a single tendie
>stopped doing chores so now the entire house is in chaos
>threw a piss bottle at professor as a show of strength
>ended up getting kicked out
>doesnt really matter I only went a couple of times because I didnt feel safe around those (((normies)))
>mummy fines me hundreds of thousands of gbp
>couldn't make payments on attic
>waifu leaves me
>got evicted by daddy #6 muhammed
>be me now back in basement
>market still at inflation prices so chores arent even worth doing since it'll take weeks to get one tendie
>making arsenal of piss bottles, poo canisters, and cum rags to allahu akbar this house
Don't fall for get comfy quick schemes lads. You'll just end up waifuless, tendieless, and in need of serious domestic reform like me.
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>>34055583
How's 8th grade going?
Orginallio
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>>34055636
how's your dad's dick taste?
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>>34055667
bretty gud desu sempai
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>it's a /tv/ posts child porn episode
Fuck, I hate that board. I just want to funpost, not worry about everyone calling me a monster.
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>>34055577
so you're the one posting CP?
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>>34055577
weak, i always miss out on it
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>>34055599
no fuck off hoser
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My girlfriend dumped me and I'm going to go get my stuff tomorrow, I want to say something that will really really hurt her, she's prone to guilt and very indecisive and never really moves on from anything. I'm not going to insult her appearance or pretend like I never cared about her or anything because that will just make me look like an asshole and help her get over me quicker, any suggestions?
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Kill yourself and make sure to blame her in the suicide note
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Things will get better for you next year in 10th grade.
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>>34055479
Tell her you cheated
>tfw backpage had to take down their escort section
what the FUCK! This is the most a law has effected me in recent memory and it's bullshit! How am I supposed to get laid now?
Admittedly I was spending too much so maybe it's a good thing but it still sucks.
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>>34055422
>How am I supposed to get laid now?
You're not
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I'm just glad I impulsively used it the other week
all the asian ones have fake pictures but I went anyways, I was surprised it was an attractive 30 something year old chinese lady with surprisingly big tits, spoke pretty much no english which was a little awkward but totally worth it.
it's something I could probably do a few times a year if backpage comes back.
I'm sure it will it's true that this censorship is unconstitutional like they're saying, there's nothing technically illegal on the site, people are offering time for money THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL
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>>34055621
Yeah I usually stick to the Asian ones. Even if the pictures are fake they tend to be less trashy than white ones of the same price.
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How easily do you guys get a boner? When I was a teenager I could get one just from checking out a girl's ass but now I need to manually fap my penis to get it hard
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I get one just by sitting next to a girl
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>>34055475
When do you even get that opportunity?
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>>34055503
>Implying he gets it
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Create an Album Game: 2017-01-11 04:13:40 Post No.34055384
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Last thread hit image limit
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>>34055384
98.7 FM
You are my nightmare
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>>34055384
been waiting for this
origami commitment
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Branton Manor
"The Bill of Rights is a born rebel"
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What was 90s/early 2000s Internet like?
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>>34055345
The same except less memes and less normies
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>>34055345
Wild west featuring pedophiles instead of cowboys. Also Everquest and Yahoo! Pool.
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>>34055345
http://www.james-l-drush.com/jd/normies.htm
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>there are people who simply lay down and fall asleep in 5 minutes
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well it's pretty easy when you have to wake up early for work and and you work all day.
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I never had the fortune of knowing that feel of falling asleep in 5 min
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>>34055344
>there are people who can sleep sit down on public transport
how