Since you freed him from his winzip prison, a genie is willing

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That nigga jinn pimp me Prince Ali

>>34055727
It takes me back to the times when my local comic book store and mtg store had that poster.

>>34055727
I think I'll wish for decent or good plastimodelism skills(painting, denubbing, modding, etc.)

since I can't ask for love, asking for a gf would be pointless, since it wouldn't necessarily have love and would probably end up with me having my heart broken, and I'm not ready for this

I challenge him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel. If I win, he has to grant me two more wishes with few restrictions. If I lose he can make me his succboi until the end of ages.

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>>34055727
I just ask to be broly. Then I proceed to destroy the universe.

>>34055831
I guess it's a win-win situation for you

but he'll turn you into his onahole like OP stated anyways

I wish I could be a completed human bean.

>>34055727
i wish to be rich chad

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>>34055788
>"As you wish, mortal."

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>>34055727
Omnipotence that I can only use to perform sexual acts and once the sexual act is done reality resets back to before I started the act, therefore my 'omnipotence' being not really truly omnipotent and actually having no lasting effect on the universe but for me to have some really good wanks and so I can do unrealistic shit like pic related

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I wish that everone who has browsed 4chan for more than a few hours within the last year became legendary genius-tier in all artforms that exist, including the boost in personality that would be required for genius

>>34055727
>No eternal youth
I tell him I wish he would fuck off.

>>34056278
Why do you think you can't you wish for eternal youth?

>>34055727
Buttload of money in my bank account, tax free, whose origins will never be discovered or investigated.
Let's keep this nice and simple.

>>34055727
I wish for the ability to make people sprout dicks wherever I touch them

I would make the genie my sex slave because he looks pretty sexy.