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>Don't even know enough people to have a crush on anyone

It's like I am watching a man drown while I die of thirst

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>Mfw dated best friend's sister.
>Mfw she died in the car I was driving.

>>34056993
am i fucked? i think im truly in love with her...

>>34056946
Tastes salty if she doesn't wash, otherwise it should have a unique taste that's good

it's a texture not a taste, so I guess it's like tofu

>>34056946
Doesn't really taste all that remarkable.
The part that actually matters is the smell, which is musky and sweet. Not fishy, as people tend to think.

>>34056866
Nope, I only date black women myself.

>>34056866
they don't really give off feminine energy.

i don't exist to women except when i'm the wagecuck behind a counter so there's not much point in picking and choosing what kind i like

but go on normie, enjoy your thread

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Okay somebody save this image because I'm not going to remember to post it.

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>Not sure if considered white i guess you decide
>Yup
>Yup
>Im not autistic; socially retarded tho
>I dont know if im above or below 4/10 i guess ill put my face in pic

oh and never had gf

>>34056859
>I could be a sperm donor and make ez cash if I was taller
Fuck you, mom and dad

>>34056826

i don't know and most likely won't ever, as she is a famous musician.

>>34056826
its breddy gud anon. I really miss it

The opposite of feeling lonely

>tfw your notifications are generally just your family members telling you to do shit
>tfw never answer their calls for this reason

>phone
You're on the wrong board, normalfaggot; and stop posting imagery that relates to robot culture: it's not for your kind to appropriate.

>>34056838
also

>tfw you would throw your phone into the nearest river if it didn't have an internet connection

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>>34056806
EITHER ANSWER MY QUESTION OR LEAVE

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I go to reddit. It has far better communities in niche topics and people don't call you a "cuck" or a "numale" for not conforming to the echochamber's official opinion

deal with it fag

There are some good subreddits.

>>34056685
Why are you still religious?
You look religious, correct me if I'm wrong.

I'm an Israeli and I converted to Judaism during my mandatory service.
I've lived for several years as a religious person - doing each and every mitsvah I could think of.
And then, I started to slowly come to the realization I'm wasting my time on this planet,
and if there is any creator he probably doesn't care very much if I personally don't put on tefilin or eat pork.

Now, what's your sorry excuse?

what do you think of /pol/

>>34056774
Kek Pathetic couldnt even live by a set of rules
>>34056685
Any u op better Kill your self now being autistic is nothing to be proud of go take that long shower to cool off

It's usually part of some 0 tolerance policy that a lot of schools have. Person who initiates the fight gets the punishment. It's a tactic to avoid being sued.

Count yourself lucky, I've heard of schools that will punish kids for defending themselves when bullies assault them.

>>34056669
because punishment in modern school systems is retarded.
they'll ignore the bully making fun of others, but when someone deals with the bully using their fists, then everyone blames the guy who fought back against the bully.

quite stupid huh?

not only that, but it's also making kids actually believe that violence and fighting is always bad, not taking into consideration about the situation the fighter is in...thus making future generations more and more meek. In a way, it's like cuck training.
basically it's like "bad cuck, don't fight back when someone tries to mess with you."

and I usually don't use "cuck".

>>34056669
It's part of the same conspiracy to keep young men retarded and docile to prevent subversion. Nothing is scarier to the old rich fat fuck elites than a bunch of young, virile, angry men.

>3 DUIs

absolute madman

>addicted to a guttertrash drug

>>34056579
Damn you one upped my loser friend. He has two dui's and a kid.

>>34056544
Yes, all the time. Especially if you're cheating.

She should take the heels off so he doesn't have to stand on his toes.

she should date someone smaller.

>Anybody knows what should i do?
CBT

Have you tried just beeeing yourself? Not saying you should walk around being a fuckin downer but it's okay to be "congruent" sometimes and just let people know how you feel.

Are these friends actual friends or just acquaintances? Can you sit down with one of them and tell them a little bit about how you're feeling? Don't unload on them and share your whole life story but people appreciate it when others open up a little bit. It's something I have a problem with doing as well.

One thing I've never done is just told somebody about how I've felt. I just want to get it off my chest to someone I actually know. I want to sit down and have a conversation, tell my friends about my depression and self esteem issues just to see how they respond.

OP I just want you to realize that there's a good chance that you won't get a lot of responses in this thread. /r9k/ isn't for threads like this anymore. It's for /steamfeels\, Eliza and traps.

>>34056508
My 85 year old Grandpa wears those

>>34056550
Call him a normie next time you see him

>>34056508
Where do you live?

Nornies are different here

>>34056469
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgtisIQtcqg

you losers ready to appreciate the best music ever created yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVadl4ocX0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjSD12OQbFA

>>34056469
Yeah yeah, I'm a bit of a normie for liking this anime (even though it's definitely overrated)

But this song is still pretty beast, mildly mediocre Jap rap and all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE

>>34056447
How do you know you wont?

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>you will never know what it is to not be you

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>>34056902
oh fuck
original