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I have been, I'm just not good enough genetically to make it.


I've been lifting since 2012 (5 years straight) and still get called DYEL on /fit/

I've struggling by in university, despite being nearly 30 years old, I'm a late-starter for university, and I'm probably going to fail this semester because I'm just not intelligent enough to get passing grades despite spending hundreds of hours working on assignments every semester, (way more than most).

I've been sat here the last 5 hours and only managed to write 1 sentence in this 3000 word essay. I'll probably spend about 100-150 hours on this assessment before it's done, and even then, I'll barely get 50-60%.

I just want to win the lottery so I don't have to worry about improving myself anymore, and can just sit on a bunch of money and live off that.

I gave it an honest try last year that didn't get me anywhere so now I'm resting until the next time.

>>34057587
are you sure it's genetics, or just self image? Did someone tell you there was something wrong with you, and now you find it hard to see your full potential?

Can you sing "Fuck you chandler, you nigger faggot. You'll never have a gf and always be a cuck"

thanks also nice voice man

Oh Sweet I'm early to the party. First I'd like to say your guitar and voice skills are sweet , if I had a girlfriend you could probably steal her away with a phone call. Second can you please sing I've been working on the railroad by John Denver , just a short clip works too my man.

>>34057468
This sounded very nice anon, I really enjoyed it.

I'd definitely have to agree with that one. The soccer team was consistently awful, and to this day I don't know if playing soccer made them douchebags, or they were already that way.

I think it depends entirely on location. I lived in Canada with a god tier hockey team at my school who placed top 3 like every year in provincials or whatever the highest high school league was. All the guys on the team were complete dicks because people treated them like kings and most of them thought they'd cruise through life and some would make it to the NHL. None of them did and only one made it to the OHL before he completely ruined his knee in a DUI.

I'd imagine it's the same for football in southern states like Texas and Alabama where football is fucking huge where college football coaches are paid like 5mil/yr

Rugby team.

They weren't even good, but they were loaded up with chadholes.

>>34057381
You are just a bitch

Okay this is what you do. Listen to let the bodies hit the floor and do as many push ups as you can . If this doesn't work you're being a bitch and you gotta man up and learn to suffer like the rest of us

Your parents say there's nothing wrong with you because if they did it would mean they're accepting the fact that they fucked up in raising you to be a functioning person.


I've always been fucked up throughout life, but since my brother and sister turned out normal, they just use that as reason to say that it's not their fault I turned out the way I did. When it in fact is, because I've been fucked up since childhood, and they didn't do anything to fix it, they just kept digging the head in the sand pretending I'd eventually become a normalfag when I got older and became an adult. That never happened, now just an autistic manchild.


I'm 30 now, in a way I guess they've sort of half-ass accepted the fact its their fault, by letting me live with them and paying for all my shit and never harassing me about getting a job anymore or getting friends/going out.

>>34057339
>>chicory root extract

what?

I'm assuming that's a laxative?

>>34057339

> Chicory is well known for its toxicity to internal parasites. Studies indicate that ingestion of chicory by farm animals results in reduction of worm burdens,[31][32][33] which has prompted its widespread use as a forage supplement. Only a few major companies are active in research, development, and production of chicory varieties and selections, most in New Zealand.

>Chicory (especially the flower), used as a folk medicine in Germany, is recorded in many books as an ancient German treatment for everyday ailments. It is variously used as a tonic and as a treatment for gallstones, gastro-enteritis, sinus problems and cuts and bruises. (Howard M. 1987). Chicory contains inulin,[34][35] which may help humans with weight loss, constipation, improving bowel function and general health.[36] In rats, it may increase calcium absorption and bone mineral density.[34] It also increases absorption of calcium and other minerals in humans.[37][38][39][40]

Damn anon I guess you'll have to regrow your internal worm farm?

>>34057331

he should have plead the insanity defense.

He's already got the Electric Chair haircut.

Stop posting this here. Literally no one cares.

>>34057299
>when I stare at their eyes
what did he mean by this

>>34057299

tell those girls to form a neat and orderly single file line to date you.

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quality phoneposting thread

I start basic on Saturday. I'm pretty /fit/ but my cardio is absolute shit. Am I going to die? I can run like a mile and a half tops.

Why didn't you get blown up in Kandahar?

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>>34057271
how does it feel being a part of a shitty military for a shitty country

>>34057217
whos cock do you have to suck?

It's supposed to be a surprise, every day.. She thinks that swallowing "a real man's cum" might rub off on me and make me grow up she says.. And also she says it's time for me to atart paying some of the bills

Welcome to the wagecuck world anon not that I know what that world is like, try going for the uni meme to avoid sucking cock as long as you can my man, check em

>>34057202
>I disagree with others, but seeing the uproar that SJWs are having over him getting a book deal makes me want to buy the thing when it comes out.
when are you faggots going to realise he doesn't give a shit about you and all he wants is your money?

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did the publisher not let him call the book "Dangerous Faggot" like he called his speaking tour? What a cuck.

Though he has awesome body language and a cool aesthetic to his talks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWC_y1cE1_4

>>34057202
Milo is a cunt politics aside.

fuck that guy.

Every creative pursuit I have had was done solely to impress other people.

>>34057140
Can we some of the stuff you've done, anon? Despite it being unfinished I am curious.

>>34057206
Well, we are social animals, I think that's a pretty common occurrence

Okay! Let me go get your teddy . Want me to read you a bed time story :)))

>>34057105
said no actual child ever
looks comforting though

>>34057105
Bump for lolis

>Guy is probably depressed as fuck
>His mother calls him extremely lazy
>Now the whole internet is talking shit about him
>"Why don't he get out there into the real world? :^("

I fucking hate normies. She probably hasn't even tried to line up a job for him or helped him to learn to drive or anything like that - probably just outright said "go do it" and expected the best because that's how normies think.

they're pretty disappointed in me but for some reason they're clinging to the idea that i'm secretly brilliant and can succeed. they also dislike my political ideas and try to shit on them when they can

Tough to say, I'm not really sure. I Still live with them, but have a shitty job. I also do some yard work around the house, which my dad doesn't do. They say they are proud of me, but they might just be trying to convince themselves. I think this guys only option if he is kicked out is suicide. That's my go to if it ever happens to me.

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>>34057073
what the actual fuck kind of thread is this?

Because we're not niggers

>>34057073
Why is this idea so fucking hilarious to me?
It's like the first things on this board that's made me actually laugh out loud in months.

Then don't talk to anyone. If you're actually robot then you're already used to that

>>34057024
no you're fine. just ignore everyone. i lived on campus the whole time and never had to talk to anyone minus my floor guardian person but they were always chill and didn't actually care at all.

yes it's definitively too old, you waster your life, might as well kill yourself

dumbfuck