>mfw I'm 6'4 and I always hear girls around me saying

>>34057299
>when I stare at their eyes
what did he mean by this

>>34057299

tell those girls to form a neat and orderly single file line to date you.

>IMG_0456.jpg
quality phoneposting thread

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>>34057299
DELETE THIS YOU LANKY SON OF A BITCH

>>34057299

Women are evil sluts so that doesn't surprise me at all.

>>34057299
Gets digits AND is 6'4'' AND gets attention from the ladies??

You are the man!

Why couldn't I just get 3 more inches, why did God curse me so. Such an omnipotent all powerful entity can't give me three inches?

5'9' is so fucking depressing.

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>>34057659
My female boss always mocks me when a light bulb burns out and I go to change it, because most of my coworkers are midgets and have to get a chair to reach and be able to change it, when I just have to take the new light bulb, take the old one out and put the new one without having to use anything

>>34057750
always remember that it could be worse and you'll almost never be the shortest person in the room

~t, 5'10fag

>>34057750
Right there with you, anon.

We were born to suffer.

>>34057820

I don't give a fucking fuck, I've heard enough short jokes combined with this site and it's become a heavy ball and chain on my leg

>>34057837

Fucking mentally ill abominations can get surgery, but for us it'll take thousands of dollars and can ruin our legs forever. I HATE THIS

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>>34057815
I don't even wanna wake up tomorrow after reading this

why some people win the lottery at birth by either being attractive or tall, or both...?

>>34057875
It's never going to be alright, anon. We are the type of men for whom death will be a sweet, ripe fruit.

There will always be genetic lottery winners like OP. We are the losers. Our misery is the glue that holds the universe together.

>>34058018

After all in order for there to be joy, there must be misery, for some to be happy, others must be miserable. We are that fabric, we are the stepping stones to the basking glow of happiness others experience. This is our purpose.

>tfw 6'4 but kissless, hugless, hand holdless virgin.

>That feel when white manlet
>That feel when only Asian and Latina girls seem to like me

It's like they want a white guy, but not a white guy who's too tall/threatening/imposing. The joke is on them, however, as I am incredibly racist.

>>34058060
Boo hoo! Boo hoo!

Woe is you, asshole. Imagine doing what you're doing and being under 6ft. Fuck all tallfags, you have nothing to complain about you entitled, lazy fools.

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>>34058056
nigger pls

You can be short and attractive. Trust me, an unattractive tall motherfucker is shit, because I've hard with my own ears girl say that they love cute short guys. My cousin got himself a 10/10 blue eyed blonde just because he was "short and cute" while I was jerking off to some Stacy that Chad was probably banging at the moment of my fap.

>>34058143
>short
>attractive

it's an oxymoron now, OP. There was a time when it was accepted, but the internet has ended that time.

I also don't believe you've ever heard a girl say they liked short guys--stop lying/fantasizing. I believe 0% of that story except for the part about you jacking off.

>>34058138
my oneitis in highschool fucked a guy that 5'8

Anyway I don't even like being tall. It makes me stick out and I don't really want to be seen.

>>34058143
>You can be short and attractive.

Nope, not when all women from 3/10 and up have their pick of the litter thanks to apps like tinder and okc

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I would much rather be short than being tall. I can't own a nice car other than a 4 doors car because my fucking legs are so long that I can't fit in a fucking Scion FR-S, Chevrolet Corvette, Nissan GT-R, Lamborghini Aventador and McLaren P1. Being tall has it disadvantages

>>34058204

Do you live in Raleigh, anon?

>>34058204
>in high school

This is always the same story about the proverbial 5'8 guy who fucked Stacey before she fully understood the social dynamics of sex.

Yeah, why don't you check up on your oneitis now, anon? Wonder what she's up to.

>>34058250
Are you baiting right now wtf?

Because seriously fuck you you have no idea what suffering is tallfag. I would walk to the ends of the earth just to have the lanky legs you can't fit in shitty meme cars.

>>34058250

>I can't fit in cars I can't afford

Eat a fucking dick

I'm so fucking sick of manlets grasping at straws to make themselves a victem of society. I'm 6'5 and literally the only difference that being tall makes is girls might be more interested in you initially. You can be as tall and as handsome as you want but looks are only the enticement. Once they talk to you for more than five minutes and realise you're actually an autist, they'll see their superficiality has tricked them an move on. Food is only as good as it tastes, the look and smell is just the atrium.

>>34058366
Fuck off nigger

Who the fuck said I can't afford a Scion FR-S or a Chevy Corvette? Go be depressed somewhere else, midget.

>>34058445

Inversely if you have a great personality but no one ever approaches you're stuck. At least you have the fucking fishing pole, you can fix your personality, I can't fix my height. Shut the fuck up with your bullshit dude.

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>>34058487
He's right, my african american descendant. (I can't say the N-word- because I'm not black) The only thing that matters is being ATTRACTIVE, no matter if you're short of tall. I swear to god, the "I wish I wuz tall" meme is ridiculous. I seriously can't believe a woman rejects a guy because he's not tall enough, when I've seen midgets with hotter girls than I've ever had or will ever get. Stop implying you're the victim, insecure short faggots.

>>34058542
>I seriously can't believe a woman rejects a guy because he's not tall enough

You should get out more, Since we're sharing anecdotes, about a month ago I heard two harpies chatting about how it's hilarious "the short one" is trying to hit on her. When she's the fucking size of a child herself.

>>34058606
>get out more
nigger pls, I'm literally homeless, I'm never home, I'm always out, any place, anywhere, hanging out with different people, hate being alone at home, I just love to shitpost on this board because it's fun

>>34058487
This is exactly what I'm talking about, you hear from someone at the other end of the gradient telling you how it really is and you block your ears and scream how woe is you. If you have this amazing personality that the girls should be kicking themselves over not experiencing then go do something with it and the girls will come to you. If you're as dead as the rest of us then stop complaining because there's no hope of it getting better so you better get comfortable.

>>34058606
The "short one" did not have an attractive face, it's that simple, you fucking idiot.

>>34058445
>I'm so fucking sick of manlets grasping at straws to make themselves a victem (sic) of society

>proceeds to make an argumenet about how, he too, despite being 6'5'', is a victim because he can't be tall AND attractive

Have you ever considered some of us don't even get the "initial" interest of women? This is what I mean by tallfag entitlement. It's not enough that a woman walks right up to you and you can't be charming enough to make her stay--she has to actually not care about your repulsive personality to better cater to YOUR whims


FUCK TALLFAGS, LEAVE /R9K/, YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD FOR YOUR NEEDLESSLY LARGE BODIES THAT REQUIRE MORE FOOD AND WATER AND AIR AND PRODUCE MORE POOP AND PEE THAN THE REST OF US

>>34058542

I was rejected by a 6'2" chick because I am 5'9". In her defence, she was 6'2" while not wearing heels.

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>>34058774
>rejected by a 6'2 chick

Holy shit, that was a trani, anon

>>34058772
When did I make myself out to be a victim? I don't get interest because I don't have interest, even if you're tall you still need to make the moves. I know I'm not attractive and the only reason I'm tall is because I have Marfan's but I know that in the end it's what inside that counts as cheesy as it sounds. even if you're Chad McChadson you won't make shit last with any female worth spending breathe over unless you can be compatible with another human being. If a girl rejects you for your height or face it means your chasing shit material and are no better than your concocted ideas of machine women, a real person, not the female equilateral of the other men you hate so dearly, is someone who wants to be with you because you're you. If you can't grasp such a simple idea than there's no wonder you will die lonely and angry at everyone but yourself.

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Lanklet genocide WHEN?!

>When a lanklet tries to complain about getting FREE female attention

>>34058807

Nah, she was a chick. It wasn't just some random girl I didn't know. Trannies don't have tits and hips like that, either. Especially not 6'2" ones.

>>34059039

Lanklet genocide is Biblical.

Numbers 13:33 And there we saw the giants, the sons of Anak, which come of the giants: and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight.

Deuteronomy 1:28 Whither shall we go up? our brethren have discouraged our heart, saying, The people is greater and taller than we; the cities are great and walled up to heaven; and moreover we have seen the sons of the Anakims there.

Joshua 11:21 And at that time came Joshua, and cut off the Anakims from the mountains, from Hebron, from Debir, from Anab, and from all the mountains of Judah, and from all the mountains of Israel: Joshua destroyed them utterly with their cities.

>>34058250
youtube.com/watch?v=xWct_KYGRQo

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>>34059085
This is basically me when the manlets laugh at me for not fitting in a car

>>34059083

Biblical people understood the dangers posed by unfettered lanklets. We really need to cull the herd

>>34059145
Yeah that's totally you XDDD hahaha those fuggin manlets man laughin at me gettin in my car cause im tall hahaha XDDD I'd do just like simsons man hahaha XDDDD

>>34057299
Too awkward for my own body reporting in
6'6

>>34059156

Tallness is a sexually selected trait which is actually not an honest indicator of physical fitness, like a peacock's tail. The longest lived people, and the people with the optimum biomechanics, tend to be in the 5'8" range. Only in materially decadent societies which have become matriarchal does tallness begin to take root, but these societies are inevitably destroyed/over run by healthier manlet civilizations.

>>34058542
Woman reject short manlets all tge time why do you think beaners and asians are some of the least desirable men in the dating scene?

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I am 5'5"

.justfuckme

>>34059249

Day of the chainsaw is coming for you, lanklet.

>>34059260
>Stay strong, man. The fault isn't in us, it's in the world that can't be fucking civil about our existence.

desu dating tall guys is annoying, when we hold hands it's uncomfortable because our arm length is different. The tallest guy I've dated was 6'3, shortest was 5'1. I would rather date a shorter guy because he is closer to my eye level and sees my face at the same angle I do when I look in a mirror, instead of the top of my head. for reference, I am 4'7.

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16GB reporting in

I see you RAMlets in the back mirin

cut the tall trees

>>34059189
Fucking iron giant you have no excuses man.Just simply standing still will attract female attention

>>34059282
Im with you guys lanklets are out of touch with reality its time to take thier heads down from the clouds

>>34057875
>fucking mentally ill abominations
you're clearly mentally ill yourself, bitching about being 5'9

>>34059189
>Ohp just big ol' dopey 6'6' me!
>Man sucks bein so awwwkwardd haha amirite guys? You know what I mean
>Just feel so uncomfortable in my 6'6 body haha shit's crazy
>Did I mention I'm 6'6?

>>34059249
>beaner

If by beaner you're mean "Latino" or "Hispanic" that's what I am. I am Hispanic, and I'm 6'4, girls soak their pussies when they see me. I'm not muscular, nor fat either, just big out of shape. Still, most women want to start a conversation with me when they notice I'm ignoring them. Again, I say that being tall is just a meme, no women will ever come to you and spread their legs to you just because you're tall. That only happens if you're rich, and I'm broke as shit

>>34059325
Is this seriously how out of touch you are with reality? do you seriously think being 6'6 is a blessing?

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>>34059286
thanks friend

orignal

>>34059337
>I'm 6'4, girls soak their pussies when they see me
>no women will ever come to you and spread their legs to you just because you're tall

Lol this nigga

Really got tge noggin joggin

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>>34059350

THE LANKLET GENOCIDE WILL ENSURE IT ISN'T

>>34059297
>>34059301
>>34059319
>>34059282

I'm really liking where this is going.

Tallfags perish at the slightest hint of adversity--treated like queens their whole lives, they have no knowledge about the truth and darkness of the world.

It's time to show them what life is like beneath the cloud line.

The day of the chainsaw draws near--I can hear the revving.

>tfw i was 6'1 back when i was 16

Being Dutch feels good, man

>>34059337
Stop saying dumb shit, man, you're really bringing the mood down.

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>>34057299
Lol I always thought 6'4'' was too tall. 6'0'' here. Btw so perfect height.

>>34058254
H-hi there comrade

>>34059368
CUT THE TALL TREES BROTHER

..

>>34059402
Manlet cutoff is 6'2'' anon

get with the times--next year they're bumping it up to 6'4''

>>34058542
> (I can't say the N-word- because I'm not black)
What the fuck is this tumblr hour
Fuck off nigger

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>>34059368
Day of the saw when?

Its time we chop these fucks back into reality

>>34059424
LET THE TALL TREES FALL TO EARTH, MY BROTHER!

TIMBER, BROTHER--- TIMBER!

>>34059301
There have only been 2 females (that aren't hideous or fat) in my life that were mildly attracted to me.
I'm still kv at 20

>>34059469
Oh man--you guys---get a load of this poor soul!

KV at the ripe old age of 20??

Only 6'6??

Only TWO girls attracted to you??

Fuck, man, I don't know how you cope.

>>34059469
>that aren't hideous or fat

This asshole lanklet turning away 6/10 virgin qts and calling them "hideous." smdh

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>>34059443

>Those books

kek

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>>34059469

>he had multiple women attracted to him
>SOME OF THEM WEREN'T UGLY

Time to start running on those big ol' legs of yours

>>34059469
The fact you even had girls AT ALL is something dude.Most of us are practically ghosts to woman

Lol you sound like chad complaining that the gym is closed.

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>>34059503
Are failed normies allowed here?
>>34059516
4/10 at best, one day the 9/10 will come...

>>34059557
>one day the 9/10 will come...

At least you admit it. And no, we don't really like any kind of normies here. You guys get the entire rest of the fucking world to do what you want, but it's not like we can make you leave.

Just know you're wasting every second you spend here because, unlike most of us, you could actually change whatever's wrong with you.

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>>34059557
You might be put on hold my man we have an excess of normies in our immigration.

Too many people abusing the robot visa lately

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>>34057299
>mfw I'm black and I always hear white girls around me saying how white guys are not good for fucking then give me a smug look when I stare at their eyes

>>34059622
Love when you spin around on it

>>34057815
>my female boss always mocks me
>mocks me

Are lanklets so fucking privileged that they misconstrue flirting for mocking? Have you ever actually been mocked, you spaghetti-leggin' stilt-walkin' wobbly-walkin' string bean?

>>34059586
Sorry I usually only post on /pol/ and lurk here to steal your memes, I'll stick to lurking from now on
>>34059584
Yeah it's mostly just a little social retardation but I think once I join the Marines it will be fixed from the amount of screaming

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Anyone else saving up for surgery?

>>34059650
Sounds good, big guy, hope you get shot in the knees and have to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair wheeling around at a 5'0'' line of sight

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>>34059673
DELETE THIS

Imagine playing sports or any contact activity?

>>34057299
LANKLETS CANNOT BE ROBOTS

I REPEAT, LANKLETS CANNOT BE ROBOTS

IF YOU'RE OVER 6'1 AND STILL MANAGE TO BE A VIRGIN KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

YOU'RE FAILING AT LIFE ON EASY MODE

THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE

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>>34059688
Well then we might be able to see eye to eye on some things :DDD

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>>34059742
Too soon man i felt that from here

>>34059742
Joke's on you--I'm a whopping 5'9''

>>34057299
I dunno man, I'm 5'7 and girls seem to like my presence and have dated a few qts. But one of my fantasies is to be dominated by a 6'3 girl, which I doubt will ever happen...

>>34059294
T-thanks for sharing that femanon, posts like these are very encouraging

>>34057299
And yet you're still a virgin and every 5'9" guy around you has a gf. Makes you think.

>>34059294
>4'7"

lmao who cares what you think? it's nearly impossible for women to be "too short", but you're legally a midget. you're not attractive enough to get a tall hot man every time. fuck off.

lel @ manlets. I'm 7'2" and fuck supermodels all day long. They line up outside my basement waiting for their turn. I also get paid 1 million a day as CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Literally the only thing that matters in life is height.

>>34059893
>Only a mil

*Yawn* new money trash

>>34059891

To be fair, unless they are prepubescent a guy will most likely be taller than me, so I don't know why you are calling me out on that.

>>34059189

a-are you straight white and single?

>>34058143
>girl say that they love cute short guys
How old were they?

>>34059741
Taller men are more likely to be virgins. This is an undebatablrle fact. If you are under 5'10" and a virgin, you must be mentally retarded.

>>34057299
6'8 here
Gtfo you fucking manlet

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>>34057299
>6'5"
>only had one girl ever ask to suck my penis
Being tall is overrated

>>34060388

Its okay, girl. 4'7" is rather extreme, you might know some of our pain. but of course its different as men, especially when most of our pain at a height like 5'8" is purely social and fiction.

>>34062658
Why are you in pain? Because of meme depression and tfwnogf?

>months ago, a drunk girl kissed me and gave me her number
>texted her the next day, she wanted to go for a walk but I just flippantly invited her to my room instead
>she ignored it
>ran into her at a party some weeks later
>walked back to the dorms with her
>when we got there, she just did a 180 and started making mean-spirited comments about my being shorter than she is
>tried to kiss her again
>rejected me, seemed to really like playing the cocktease
>pretty sexually frustrated, but I felt fine emotionally
>it was actually probably for the best that nothing happened for numerous reasons
>the few times I ran into her after that I could tell she felt I was a creep/threat somehow
>also acted really condescending, patted me on the head and said "you'll be okay. move on" even though I didn't even try to get with her again
>whatever, leave her alone until..

>been on vacation for almost a month now,
>text her yesterday, just as a bored and drunk joke
>she's like "you little bitch, blah blah blah, my orbiter will fuck you up etc"
>she calls me, forces laughter for five or ten seconds
>then she hands the phone to her orbiter (I know because I asked if he was fucking her)
>he makes a bunch of extravagant threats
>also literally calls me a "manlet"
>kek
>wants to fight me
>I don't even want this girl anymore but this is exciting so I tell him to come to my room on sunday night, when we get back to school
>"nah I want to humiliate you in public, plus I have to schedule this around my workouts"
>muhworkouts.lel
>name a time and place then
>"anytime anywhere"
>I just told you then
>"I'm not coming to your room that's pathetic"
>he also tries to get me to send him a picture and tell him my last name since I don't have a facebook and the girl didn't even know my last name "so I don't knock some random kids ass out"
>no thanks
>"[girl] is gonna watch too, she wants to see you get put in your place, you little bitch"
>maybe she'll finally fuck you, then
>hang up

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>>34062913
>he comes to your room
>you two fuck while Stacy cries herself to sleep

>>34059351

Wait...isn't that how pretty much everyone's buried? Who the fucks buried face down?

People dont stare at me, im too spooky

>>34059438

It was clear as shit that was a joke you spastic fuck, how fucking dumb are you.

Call me crazy but it seems we are grasping straws now, expressing pride or blaming all our shortcomings on one thing we had no control over. Wouldn't it just be easier to admit we are failures as people and get it out of the way?

yes-maybe

I got drunk and woke up with a lung infection, im a failure