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How does it feel to not attend HARVARD UNIVERSITY?
DO YOU FEEL INFERIOR?
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO DISSAPOINT YOUR PARENTS?
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T MEANT TO SHAPE THIS WORLD, BUT INSTEAD TO JUST FOLLOW?
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You can't ignore me robots ;)
This fact will ALWAYS haunt you
"What could I have been"
Well I'm living it!
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>>34068871
Got 4 years at Cornell for free and on my grad in my home country... Not Hardvard but still ivy
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>>34069124
comffffffyyyy hall

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>tripfag posts
>nothing but mind numbing autism

Why are you faggots even here?
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>>34068809
Why are you here anonymous sheep? FaQ doesn't say 4chan is an anonymous imageboard
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here it is: (you)
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>>34068865
Chegged :-DDDD

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Why do girls never approach guys? I don't want to cry about being a lonely virgin but I genuinely wonder what is the psychology behind that behaviour. It's not like they don't want to have sex and men need to convince them to be fucked.
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Because women fuck when they want and men when they can.
They don't need to approach guys
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>>34068791
Men penetrate and women guard. That's pretty simple concept.
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>>34068836
I don't really like that concept. Can't we create a master race that behaves differently?

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Even as an autistic roboto sperglord , would you ever stoop so low to respect/support degeneracy like this?

Sometimes I think we ain't so bad....
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>I have a vagina

Kek, no you have a mutilated penis
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>>34068776

you're one minging tran-faggot
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He paid for a fake vagina but he couldn't pay for laser hair removal?

>BPD gf broke up with me almost a year ago
>haven't even spoken or interacted with her since, ignore every message
>still, stalk her social media accounts every day all day long
>browse r/relationships r/breakups etc.
>have dated and am dating other girls
>don't even want to get back with her
wtf is wrong with me
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>>34068701

BPD girls will fuck your perception of 'girlfriend'.

Anything after a BPD girl doesn't even come close to the intensity you felt with her.
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The problem is that you are a fucking normie and need to get off my board
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>>34068799

This is true. Now when girls show normal levels of interest in me it just seems apathetic or friendly at best. I'll probably be addicted to that insane high chemical rush you get from a BPD worshiping you for the rest of my life

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GIVE ME UR OATS AND NOBODY GETS PIGGED. GIVE. ME. YOUR. OATS.
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>>34068674
I like you, oats-guy.
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>>34068674
BROTHER THE OATS WERE NEVER FOR YOU, DONT YOU GET IT?
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Some of you are alright. Don't go to the trough tomorrow, brothers.

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This brown ugly manlet gets to bang her on a daily basis.

What's your excuse?
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>implying she doesn't cheat and not give him sex and take his money then divorse him for alimony

xd +sage
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>>34068694
>implying they're married and it's not a professional relationship with benefits
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>>34068724
*shits into your mouth then sages your thread*

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Who here unironically /dumb/

>Can't follow logic in arguments
>Will never produce something of artistic merit
>Struggle to write papers or come up with good words or sentences that make any sense
>Can't do math
>Horrendously awkward and consistently filled with self hatred
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>>34068670
uhh.... the whole f'ing board?
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>>34068698
I have a PhD
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>>34068698
This my man if you are here you cant be too bright

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>stop drinking soda
>stop going ham with salt
>run a mile every day
>get a flat stomach in a month
woah that was easy. why do fat people always complain about getting fit?
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If it were that easy, there wouldn't be many fat people. Considering there are a lot of fat people, it mustn't be that easy.
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>>34068573
>going ham with salt
Wut
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>>34068610
Fat people are just lazy and don't want to give up their shitty diet. They'd literally rather be fat than have to change their lifestyles in the slightest bit.

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all this because you never fucked a vagina and came inside


this whole fucking board exist because of that reason
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B-but I h-have?
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>>34068543
im asexual and still enjoy this board (i had sex as a teen though)
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


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Who else /chadfamily/ here?

>Older brother is a 6'4" turbo chad who has already lost count of all the girls he's banged

>Dad went from chad to chaddy (chad daddy) and usually fucks girls in their 20s

>Mom used to be a model and I'm pretty sure she's turned into quite the cougar

meanwhile me
>manlet
>brainlet
>dicklet
>chinlet
>jawlet
>feetlet
>handlet
>and even mom says I'm ugly
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>>34068531
abandon your family, they're bad for your health.
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>>34069096
This op
Just go find some people who actually care about you
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>>34068531
>>and even mom says I'm ugly
this is probably better than having a mom who coddles you and tells you "you're so handsome anon ;)" when it's blatantly obvious that you're ugly and never get any attention from women

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ok anons

here it says that stanley

h-hhe hasn't been here for 4 days

FOUR!! 1 2 3 4..

4 DAYS!!!

where is he

can someone please ask him on skajp
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stanley please come back dont leave us
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who is stanley
office character?
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srsly tho who the hell is stanley

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I'm waiting in the dentist's office right now on break from college, and my old crash from high school just walked in (I got friendzoned by her back then and then we kind of lost contact). We just said hi, but she doesn't seem to want to talk and we both are just looking at our phones now. What do I do?
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You ignore that bitch, be alpha, if she initiates you then give her feedback but don't chase. You've been cucked before so u cuck her now
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Now we are in the dentist chairs and she is right next to me...
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>>34068437
>I didn't recognize you at first, but I just remembered, we've been in highschool together

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How big is your best part?

>3cm soft
>11cm hard
>feel like a girl
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DUDE haha what do you even say to a girl when you have sex with her? xD
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>>34068468
so hello to my little friend, she laughs and I stay in character and pee on her face xD
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>>34068397
dude wtf i was like that when i was 10 or some shit

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Have you ever wondered if the reason 10/10 girls or titty monsters aren't that common is because the ultra rich and global elites hoard them as either sex slaves or personal harems, completely cut off from the rest of society?
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>>34068355
if 10/10s were common then they wouldn't be 10/10s. They would be average.
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>>34068389
There is obviously a limit to how beautiful someone can be, as clearly shown by 2-d comprehending what is the most attractive.

I'm saying what if they were actually more common and that they're only rare because the elites have slowly hoarded the best genes.

There could be 11/10 goddesses that the world has never seen, hidden in some ultra-bohemian's whore garden.
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I'm glad you aren't rich anon, or you'd make this wierd fantasy of your come to life.

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