ok anons
here it says that stanley
h-hhe hasn't been here for 4 days
FOUR!! 1 2 3 4..
4 DAYS!!!
where is he
can someone please ask him on skajp
stanley please come back dont leave us
who is stanley
office character?
srsly tho who the hell is stanley
>>34068489
I doubt he could go four days without this place, he's probably just lurking or posting without his trip.
>>34069388
this majestic bastard. He is at the court right now, he is a judge you see, and makes a lot of money. When he comes home he will fuck the harem of women that came home following him once at a time to savour the sweet victory to preserve it in memory forever till the day he is lying in his bed dying slowly very slowly a death of alzheimer with his body slowly deteriorating and he isn't able to do anything cause its alzheimer and alzheimer is a painful and slow death, it likely happens to most people if you don't get cancer, seriously don't live long, die short and be happy, the little virgin manlet you are, consider your chances, you are short and ugly, fat, balding, and got no education, what girl would want you you little fat lazy slob?
what have stnaly done?
is he permanently b-b-banned?
did he immigrate to another board?
did he f-find gf? a job?
Stanley the manly
>>34069597
he found another job frogposter, a job where he can actualize himself, make his dreams reality, by standing guard outside a christmas market, but dreams do not always end so well, he got mowed down by a pole, thus ending the dynasty of stan, alas, he will burn in the holy fire to be judged if he shall pass to heaven or the twisting hell that burns you forever and ever
>>34069694
b-but...no...
you are wrong
stanley is alive! ALIVE
>>34069680
BACK IN MY DAYS WE WERE FIGHTING THE POWER AND EATING EVERYTHING WE WANTED
if you say "stanley" three times fast he may appear
>>34069901
it didnt work for me
stanley is mean! a mean stanley!